Political party of double standards
Posted by reallinzanity
Political party of double standards
Posted by reallinzanity
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If Jesus came back, MAGA Christians would hang him again for being a radical leftist.
Hey now if they read a Bible then they wouldn’t be MAGA supporters. These are the type of Christians who never have read a passage of the bible and cherry pick lines to justify their bigotry.
If only god existed…
YES.
They’ll say “yes, by removing people that drain the resources and we welcomed legal foreigners”
Faking it in church is how they get started down the path they’re on.
MAGAs are going to have to get real comfortable with illegal immigration because the only way they’re getting into heaven is by jumping the fence…
(Joke credit goes to Gianmarco Soresi)
maga be like:
– “Jan 6? Peaceful, cool!”
– “Epstein files and Trump being adjudicated rapist? Meh.”
– “Alex Pretti kicked a taillight out 11-days before!? Reeeee!”
I really wish these working-class trump supporters would one day wake up to the reality that they’ve been conned by billionaire grifters. I refuse to believe this many people are this psychopathic; don’t get me wrong I know many are… But I just don’t think they’re educated enough to rise above the billionaire propaganda.
Speaking of the Bible and what it has to say about the rich, Matthew 19:21-24
>Jesus answered, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
>When the young man heard this, he went away sad, because he had great wealth.
>Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”
A.i. slop
For the test of our lives we must push this forward to every maga. Especially the self proclaimed christians. Make them know that there will be no heaven for people like them
They’d all ask for the manager after passing the gates, “I specifically prayed for the white rooms!”
It’s almost annoying that they will never get to “be judged”… when they die, they’ll just be done. Like all of us.
If not even “fear of god” made these “religious” assholes feel empathy for the rest of their brothers and sisters, nothing will.
“Welcome to heaven my so…. oh… you were ICE? And how did you get here in the 2026 year of our lord? Rioting? What’s a civil war? You fought against and killed true believers in my word and was hung for it?….Send him to the Trump ballroom with Elon. It’s being set up on the east wing of hell.”
“NEXT!”