They already sold them, it’s the delivery that is in question.
Puzzleheaded-Eye9081 on
I’m at the point where I don’t want to hear another word about the fucking subs. I’ll be more surprised if they actually turn up tbh.
Potatoe_Potahto on
I gotta say, it’s easy to blame ScoMo for selling us up the river with this deal, but if anything I’m more disappointed in myself. I mean, we all knew Scotty was giving the US $400bn for no submarines. But here I am, and it just so happens that I’ve got no submarines sitting in my back yard gathering dust right now! I coulda phoned him up and made him an offer. $200 billion, that’s a bargain right there. Everybody wins. What a missed opportunity!
Rosencrantz18 on
Stop it, really?
Turbulent_Ad3045 on
Aukus critics believe that? Wow such a shocking revelation that detractors mights detract.
Ric0chet_ on
Sub-optimal
karigan_g on
trying to buy things from con men turns out not to be a good idea. who woulda thot?
apachelives on
The Australian people paid for the deal. They have stolen from us.
playground_mulch on
We keep the US happy with 400bn of ‘protection money’, and we avoid being an active participant in an East Asia war. Win/win.
cmmndrkn613 on
We have the cards to leverage this, we tell the filthy yanks that they need to move out of Pine Gap if they don’t deliver the agreed upon deal. They need us more than we need them, without Pine Gap, the US is flying blind in the middle east. More politicians need to be bringing this up.
Ibe_Lost on
Yeah looks like a deal made in a century that had better ally cooperation and respect.
santas_uncle on
A blind one legged stray dog could have told told you this years ago before they signed the deal….
Stormherald13 on
Imagine how many houses we could build instead.
Turbulent-Break-4947 on
If they were selling a house… wouldn’t you be looking at the contract and reminding them you’d paid a deposit?
The amount of maybe/maybe not speaks to amazing unreliability
simsimdimsim on
Cool, do we get a refund?
Relevant-Mountain-11 on
Just giving away 2.4billion donations to the richest country on earth. Lovely!
lizardozzz on
Is this like coercive control by the US? they’ll have a shit fit if we go elsewhere, but won’t deliver what we paid for, and therefore keep us reliant on them as allies.
robfuscate on
So what thinking people already knew, that AUKUS was just Danegeld in disguise, is slowly being revealed and put out in the open.
DrakeAU on
How much of the purchase went to Trump’s bank account?
ThimMerrilyn on
It’s ok .. if they don’t deliver the subs they’ll give all the billions back, amirite guys ?
Guys ?!
pulpist on
Trump is shoveling those billions into his pockets as fast as he can, and laughing at Australia.
CelebrationFit8548 on
ScuMo is ‘fully to blame’ for this absolute ‘shitshow’! Is he still in some sort of ‘middleman’ role atm?
AFerociousPineapple on
Well yeah critics of something do tend to have pessimistic outlooks on the thing they’re critical of… surely there’s a better way to phrase that headline
propellerlead on
Rest assured we’ll still keep on paying billions of dollars like the good lapdog we are. 🤗
blixabloxa on
In other news, water is wet.
rydalmere on
But we get NCIS Australia for 250 billion. It’s a bargain. /s
charlotteedadrummond on
I hope I’m wrong but I called it about a year ago. But as far as I’m concerned the yanks have never been trustworthy.
Kenyon_118 on
Imagine going to Harvey Norman for a couch then agreeing to start payments immediately but the store will decide later if they will send you the couch or not. All the while fantastic furniture and IKEA are just dying to send you one straight away. That’s AUKUS for you.
Little-Bowl-7762 on
Cheers Scomo
OhtheHugeManity7 on
Shoulda kept our deal with the French
T_J_Rain on
So let me get this: we’re on the hook for $368 Bn, but we’re not getting anything for it.
Got it.
mt6606 on
Good, we don’t have a nuclear industry to support them. Huge FK up by the LNP.
QLDZDR on
Submersible drones are the future.
The nuclear submarines are probably an underwater recharge base in the future. A floating recharge base would do the job but potentially allow the drones to be tracked from satellites as they arrive and leave the recharge ports.
Aggressive_Cook_4061 on
The US can’t even build subs for themselves. Their supply chain has been butchered over the last 10 years. The navy is spending billions in trying to fix this
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Who saw this coming?
AUKUS, the gift that keeps on taking
They already sold them, it’s the delivery that is in question.
I’m at the point where I don’t want to hear another word about the fucking subs. I’ll be more surprised if they actually turn up tbh.
I gotta say, it’s easy to blame ScoMo for selling us up the river with this deal, but if anything I’m more disappointed in myself. I mean, we all knew Scotty was giving the US $400bn for no submarines. But here I am, and it just so happens that I’ve got no submarines sitting in my back yard gathering dust right now! I coulda phoned him up and made him an offer. $200 billion, that’s a bargain right there. Everybody wins. What a missed opportunity!
Stop it, really?
Aukus critics believe that? Wow such a shocking revelation that detractors mights detract.
Sub-optimal
trying to buy things from con men turns out not to be a good idea. who woulda thot?
The Australian people paid for the deal. They have stolen from us.
We keep the US happy with 400bn of ‘protection money’, and we avoid being an active participant in an East Asia war. Win/win.
We have the cards to leverage this, we tell the filthy yanks that they need to move out of Pine Gap if they don’t deliver the agreed upon deal. They need us more than we need them, without Pine Gap, the US is flying blind in the middle east. More politicians need to be bringing this up.
Yeah looks like a deal made in a century that had better ally cooperation and respect.
A blind one legged stray dog could have told told you this years ago before they signed the deal….
Imagine how many houses we could build instead.
If they were selling a house… wouldn’t you be looking at the contract and reminding them you’d paid a deposit?
The amount of maybe/maybe not speaks to amazing unreliability
Cool, do we get a refund?
Just giving away 2.4billion donations to the richest country on earth. Lovely!
Is this like coercive control by the US? they’ll have a shit fit if we go elsewhere, but won’t deliver what we paid for, and therefore keep us reliant on them as allies.
So what thinking people already knew, that AUKUS was just Danegeld in disguise, is slowly being revealed and put out in the open.
How much of the purchase went to Trump’s bank account?
It’s ok .. if they don’t deliver the subs they’ll give all the billions back, amirite guys ?
Guys ?!
Trump is shoveling those billions into his pockets as fast as he can, and laughing at Australia.
ScuMo is ‘fully to blame’ for this absolute ‘shitshow’! Is he still in some sort of ‘middleman’ role atm?
Well yeah critics of something do tend to have pessimistic outlooks on the thing they’re critical of… surely there’s a better way to phrase that headline
Rest assured we’ll still keep on paying billions of dollars like the good lapdog we are. 🤗
In other news, water is wet.
But we get NCIS Australia for 250 billion. It’s a bargain. /s
I hope I’m wrong but I called it about a year ago. But as far as I’m concerned the yanks have never been trustworthy.
Imagine going to Harvey Norman for a couch then agreeing to start payments immediately but the store will decide later if they will send you the couch or not. All the while fantastic furniture and IKEA are just dying to send you one straight away. That’s AUKUS for you.
Cheers Scomo
Shoulda kept our deal with the French
So let me get this: we’re on the hook for $368 Bn, but we’re not getting anything for it.
Got it.
Good, we don’t have a nuclear industry to support them. Huge FK up by the LNP.
Submersible drones are the future.
The nuclear submarines are probably an underwater recharge base in the future. A floating recharge base would do the job but potentially allow the drones to be tracked from satellites as they arrive and leave the recharge ports.
The US can’t even build subs for themselves. Their supply chain has been butchered over the last 10 years. The navy is spending billions in trying to fix this
We will never get any of these submarines