My first choice was a KFC bucket, but the queue was insane and the prices have gone up.
Gonna play some Call of Duty, then break the chicken's wishbone by myself later and wish next year that I'll not be spending Valentine's Day solo.
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Well I am _now_, thanks Pavlov.
Bruh that chocolate coconut water looks so sad omg
what’s the vegemite for……
I’m all for a bachelor’s handbag, any day of the year. But that chocolate coconut water looks like sink dregs.
Get drunk and take advantage of yourself.
Also: Protip from a frequent hand-bag-enjoyer is to get it out of the bag whole while it’s hot (leave the snot behind).
Before you start eating (maybe nibble a leg if you have no willpower like me) pull all the meat off straight into a decor one litre box. Throw bones and scraps and the bullshit “stuffing” back in the bag and chuck it straight into the outside bin.
You’ll get thrice the good off it and won’t have to fuck around sticking your hands in the bag when it gotten all cold and gross.
That chocolate coconut water, is it any good compared to the cocobella?
Well I am now.
Nothing wrong with being solo today and nothing wrong with wanting a companion. Bet lots of people think you’re on to a winner of a day.
How’s that Zeus Chicken from Woolies ? Looks delicious
isn’t it at latest 4pm here in aus? I’ve never understood people who have such early dinners lol!
I cannot condone the distinct lack of pasta salad alongside the handbag. Those two should never be consumed without the other. In fact I blame Colesworths for even allowing this sale to pass through without flashing staff assistance to correct your clear and blatant error
> and wish next year that I’ll not be spending Valentine’s Day solo.
I’ll be wishing the opposite after the partner insisted on dinner at a restaurant with a set menu that’s 3x the cost tonight as any other day.
At least you know the roast chook price isn’t increasing today.
Using the end pieces, severe lack of condiments, orange juice AND whatever bin juice that is.
I can see why you a bachelor mate.
Why. Why. Why do people insist on “celebrating” Valentine’s Day? It’s a commercialised day of spending.
Bought one Wednesday. So had Chicken 3 nights in a row. Might do a pork chop tonight. Definitely not chicken.
You had me before chocolate flavoured coconut water.
No, I have to get dressed up to go and pretend to be a respectable human. It’s tradition apparently.
I’d rather be at home though.
I fired up the pizza oven and made a few pizzas for the kids.
Dinner at 4pm?9
The Vegemite being a few millimetres from the plate of chook is making me a bit nervous.
The only people who benefit from Valentine’s Day are the companies
The is no shame in having a chook, alone, on Valentine’s Day.
My wife and I have been together 32 years and have never done Valentine’s – not ever.
Oh right! I forgot and just ordered maccas and slobbered in front of the TV.
Guess I’ll go wash my car or something.
Damn, the comments are really hating on that chocolate coconut water.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Baking a bunch of NY loaded cookies for friends of mine… gotta share the love somehow?
Biscoff core & Nutella core (for the two people that dislike Biscoff)
Look at you, fancypants.
I’ll be opening a tin of beans and dipping my spoon straight in. Sick of eating – just get thos beans in me
Single celebrating Valentine’s day gang
That is a fine feed you have there. Good luck for finding a significant other this year bro.
Yumm great option!
I’m a pregnant tired person married to an injured person and I celebrated by going to maccas and getting a mnm McFlurry and I got my husband a pk of 6 chicken nuggets, mccrispy deluxe meal and a cheeseburger. We’re eating in bed lol
i’m drinking on the clock between worldwide outage zoom call bullshit. figured i get to celebrate too. every zoom call ends = 1 beer. and i’m about to grab my 4th
is that fuckin vegemite squeezed on your chicken
I found a squeeze of lemon in the bag when it’s still hot significantly improves that type of chook, it’s supposed to be lemon herb chicken but there is fuck all in the recipe they use.
Happy Valentines!
Not sure what the vegemite has to do with anything (and I don’t want to know)
Singles awareness day
Don’t you mean AFL state of origin day?
Got one at Woolies an hour ago .. marked down to $8.
Black ops 7? DM if you wanna team up 🔫
The vegemite on the chicken is diabolical
Ugh, that polish sauerkraut is so freaking good. I eat it with a fork straight out of the jar!
Absolutely not. I’ve splurged on an Aldi dinner tonight. Spanakopita with a side of veggies.