>“You said to me, ‘Well, are you Conservative enough?’ Well, here’s what we’re offering – lower taxes, protected pensions, increase in defence spending, a more sensible approach to net zero and a clear plan to both stop the boats and bring down the levels of migration.
don’t care about literally any of those.
marketrent on
By Dominic Penna.
*Rishi Sunak has denied he is like a “quinoa salad” as he insisted he was conservative enough when compared to Nigel Farage.*
*The Prime Minister said he was the only party leader capable of reducing immigration and adopting a sensible approach towards net zero in an interview with the BBC’s Nick Robinson.*
*Asked by Mr Robinson about many voters thinking the Reform leader “is more of a Conservative than you are”, Mr Sunak said: “Well, at the end of the day, on July 5th, there is only going to be one person that’s Prime Minister. It’s Keir Starmer or myself.”*
*Mr Robinson replied: “So you won’t talk about Nigel Farage at all. You see, a lot of people looking at him and you, they think these Conservatives, he’s a kind of Sunday roast with all the trimmings and you’re a quinoa salad.”*
*Mr Sunak has come under fire from the Tory Right throughout his premiership, with critics claiming a record postwar tax burden and high net migration levels show that he is not sufficiently conservative.*
Tartan_Samurai on
The Telegraph really is just a parody of its former self. Like or dislike its politics, it was at the least, a serious newspaper at one point. I wonder what happened to it?
spackysteve on
Sunak is like stale bread with mould starting to grow on it and Farage is like a bucket of fish heads that have been in the sun for a few days.
NuPNua on
Maybe I’m a big leftie loony tofu eating elite type, but I don’t mind a bit of Quinoa.
TheLimeyLemmon on
> *“So you won’t talk about Nigel Farage at all. You see, a lot of people looking at him and you, they think these Conservatives, he’s a kind of Sunday roast with all the trimmings and you’re a quinoa salad.”*
The same kind of conservatives thought Boris Johnson was a “Sunday roast with all the trimmings” too, and that’s why we’re in this shitheap today.
Nick Robinson needs to stop conducting interviews on an empty stomach.
SargnargTheHardgHarg on
Quinoa salad is healthy for you.
Sunak’s more like some sort of foul tasting ready meal
HaggisPope on
If he were a stronger leader no one would be asking the question
Dannypan on
> “Well, at the end of the day, on July 5th, there is only going to be one person that’s Prime Minister. It’s Keir Starmer or myself.”
Even Rishi puts Keir before Rishi.
nick2k23 on
He’s like the rat from flushed away, same ears and hair cut and everything
eugene20 on
Rishi Sunak is like Abalone, expensive but disappointing to 99% of the population.
Nigel Farage is a roast potato you cut in half, you’re promised the world but then raise that half to eat and find half a slug.
Vast-Scale-9596 on
More like the wettest, dampest fart into a jar of old, dried-out no-brand pickle.
mrimagine23 on
Of course he isn’t, why would he be of any benefit?
Chazlewazleworth on
Telegraph: The wind is blowing right better adjust course.
Telegraph: the wind is blowing left better adjust course.
Who would have thunk it’s a shit rag for centrists.
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>“You said to me, ‘Well, are you Conservative enough?’ Well, here’s what we’re offering – lower taxes, protected pensions, increase in defence spending, a more sensible approach to net zero and a clear plan to both stop the boats and bring down the levels of migration.
don’t care about literally any of those.
By Dominic Penna.
*Rishi Sunak has denied he is like a “quinoa salad” as he insisted he was conservative enough when compared to Nigel Farage.*
*The Prime Minister said he was the only party leader capable of reducing immigration and adopting a sensible approach towards net zero in an interview with the BBC’s Nick Robinson.*
*Asked by Mr Robinson about many voters thinking the Reform leader “is more of a Conservative than you are”, Mr Sunak said: “Well, at the end of the day, on July 5th, there is only going to be one person that’s Prime Minister. It’s Keir Starmer or myself.”*
*Mr Robinson replied: “So you won’t talk about Nigel Farage at all. You see, a lot of people looking at him and you, they think these Conservatives, he’s a kind of Sunday roast with all the trimmings and you’re a quinoa salad.”*
*Mr Sunak has come under fire from the Tory Right throughout his premiership, with critics claiming a record postwar tax burden and high net migration levels show that he is not sufficiently conservative.*
The Telegraph really is just a parody of its former self. Like or dislike its politics, it was at the least, a serious newspaper at one point. I wonder what happened to it?
Sunak is like stale bread with mould starting to grow on it and Farage is like a bucket of fish heads that have been in the sun for a few days.
Maybe I’m a big leftie loony tofu eating elite type, but I don’t mind a bit of Quinoa.
> *“So you won’t talk about Nigel Farage at all. You see, a lot of people looking at him and you, they think these Conservatives, he’s a kind of Sunday roast with all the trimmings and you’re a quinoa salad.”*
The same kind of conservatives thought Boris Johnson was a “Sunday roast with all the trimmings” too, and that’s why we’re in this shitheap today.
Nick Robinson needs to stop conducting interviews on an empty stomach.
Quinoa salad is healthy for you.
Sunak’s more like some sort of foul tasting ready meal
If he were a stronger leader no one would be asking the question
> “Well, at the end of the day, on July 5th, there is only going to be one person that’s Prime Minister. It’s Keir Starmer or myself.”
Even Rishi puts Keir before Rishi.
He’s like the rat from flushed away, same ears and hair cut and everything
Rishi Sunak is like Abalone, expensive but disappointing to 99% of the population.
Nigel Farage is a roast potato you cut in half, you’re promised the world but then raise that half to eat and find half a slug.
More like the wettest, dampest fart into a jar of old, dried-out no-brand pickle.
Of course he isn’t, why would he be of any benefit?
Telegraph: The wind is blowing right better adjust course.
Telegraph: the wind is blowing left better adjust course.
Who would have thunk it’s a shit rag for centrists.