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    1. leftplayer on

      They’re not, but they’re stupid and they sell. If you don’t like them, move along. Not everything has to be kultura

    3. agentfortyfour on

      I found on my trip to Malta there are a bunch of odd souvenirs that have no relation to Malta and seemed kind of cheap. We love to collect pottery on our trips and we struggled to find one hand made mug. They really could use more hand crafted art and souvenirs tied to the culture or geography, it’s such an amazing place with lots of history

    4. Remarkable_Bus_434 on

      These are souvenirs in so many countries now, when they literally have no relation to the culture of their location. The female body will always be seen as merely a fun commodity

    5. Cstott23 on

      Stay classy sandiego.. 😁

      These are perfect for people like me who always try to find the worst souvenir on Holiday 😁

    7. andimacg on

      You get this shit in every tourist place these days. From Malta, to Italy, to Spain & The Canaries, everywhere I have been in the last decade or so has these or something similar. Usually there’s a lot of dicks too.

      I don’t get the appeal, but I guess they sell.

    8. jezwmorelach on

      Step 1: You get a huge Chinese factory to produce these things without the country name at no cost

      Step 2: You make a single mould for the general shape and make sightly modified versions that add the names of every country on Earth

      Step 3: Profit

      That’s how I got my kitchen apron from Mdina with a traditional tile pattern and “Malta” written on it. The tiles are Portuguese, and it’s just the same pattern they use for all Mediterranean, but it’s a nice apron nonetheless and my guests from other countries won’t tell the difference anyway when I’m making dinner for them

    9. djmecc on

      Yeah I mean everywhere touristy in the world you can buy phallic shaped bottle openers. 100% a shop that sells these sells the penis ones as well.

    10. catlovingcutie on

      After that can somebody tell me why every country I visit is so fond of green maple leaves? It seems to span many cultures

    12. KatarinaRen on

      We actually have it as well because it was the most irrelevant we could find. We have a bunch of really awesome ones from different countries and also a bunch of weird, funny or ugly ones that we have bought on purpose.