Someone needs to rip my lazy man thongs away from me, because I always get caught off guard when it rains. But at least the dogs are already wet, so I won't need to deal with wearing soggy socks for the rest of the day. 🩴🩴

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  1. I never thought I’d says this but… crocs are the way.

    Seriously, I despise them… but walking my pup for a quick pee before hitting the bed, they are Godsend, especially when there is rain.

  2. yourGrade8haircut on

    My boots are horrible on those pavers when it rains. Melbourne CBD footpaths need a speedlane made of grippy material for fast-walking commuters. The dawdlers walking four-across and stopping in the middle of the path can have the slippy bluestones.

    ETA: to summarise, if I saw someone carrying their shoes and walking barefoot in this kind of weather I’d give a knowing nod

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  3. I have specific shoes that i only wear when its raining… just because of this. noone will judge you, we suffer together

  4. ChuckMeABeerMum on

    When you realise that no one gives a shit about you (in a good way) you’ll realise you can do what you want my friend.

  5. Just make sure you watch where you’re walking in case there’s anything nasty there. 

  6. They’ve had those pavers forever. How many lawsuits does the city of Melbourne get over these ? They are fucking dumb

  7. DUDE I TOOK A PICTURE AN HOUR AGO AND FOFGOT TO UPLOAD AND WAS LIKE WAIT… did I change the title?

    Wearing converse… horrible idea.

    Also sorry for the yelling, just passionate about how fked it was walking home in cons

  8. Hobbies-tracks on

    As someone in hospitality that doesn’t finish until after midnight, with shoes covered in oil, if it’s been raining and the baby smooth pavement slabs are wet, I often go barefoot

  9. International-Act394 on

    I was bedridden for two days because of these wet pavers! I tumbled backwards and smacked my spine so hard (which is not great because my spine is full of metal rods haha).

  10. alchemicaldreaming on

    Comedian Urzilla Carlson calls thongs ‘Death Booties’ when they get wet, and I agree!

    Though in saying that, the last time I was caught in rain in the city WAS trying to get to a comedy show on time. I was wearing Docs, which have now joined the death bootie category too.

  11. oh my god. i’m disabled & often ill use crutches to get around. i kid you not one day last year i slipped and fell 5 times in one hour 😭. i walk like a paranoid snail now.

  12. PSA: Don’t step on manhole covers, even if you’re wearing grippy shoes. My friend works as a public liability lawyer and he says a huge amount of his cases are people getting hurt by slipping on those things in rainy weather.

  13. Dry_Sundae7664 on

    If you’re already wearing thongs, you might as well rip them off. Those feet are wet!

  14. Wild-Measurement-584 on

    Ahh yes, your not a true melbournian unless you have wrecked yourself (or very nearly wrecked yourself) on these death traps in the rain

  15. Whoever came up with this shit needs a good beating. I thought it was just me because I’m taking small steps so I don’t fall and some lady in heels walks past like it’s nothing.