I swear somehow these little buggers always seem to compress themselves into some kind of lovecraftian probability smear in order to creep past your doors and windows, into your house, into your bedroom just to hit you in the face at mach 7 at 2:37am. Plus, I'm pretty sure the fact that they survive these impacts- that would kill most small mammals- is evidence that they exist and run on spite and spite alone.
Posted by Dead_Wolf2y5
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I’m thankful that they normally just fly full pelt into my forehead lol.
Leave my ears alone
I don’t care how much they bite me, just stay the fuck out of my ears. I can hear a mosquito two rooms away and it’d keep me up all night in terror without earplugs. I blame Star Trek, the Wrath of Khan for my bugs in ears paranoia.
Also Fuck the mozzies blasting their hardcore rave music at 4am into my ears
Doing well if it’s only a beetle and not a god damned cockroach
Great art