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    1. From the article

      >Tesla claims that it currently has two Optimus humanoid robots working autonomously in a factory, which would be a first.

      >If there’s one good thing about this compensation package mess going on right now is that it almost looks like Tesla has a PR department again.

    2. Conscious_Candy_5758 on

      The link is very slow to open, and no video, just a tweet. Would like to see how it actually looks like

    3. Tesla also made a lot of claims about the cybertruck not being a terrible vehicle. So I’m not really taking anything they say at face value anymore.

    4. Yes, and I have two buttholes that poop as if independent from each other. I am not going to show you. You just have to believe me

    5. spastical-mackerel on

      Meatbags like us are going to have to decide what to do about these before it’s too late.

    6. “Tesla claims” = Elon thinks they’ll maybe do the thing in 2 years lmao

      Boston dynamics doesn’t claim shit they just show it

    7. Hopefully Elon will invent the moving image recorder so we can see this for ourselves.

    8. youvebeengreggd on

      As a long time and now reformed Tesla fan boy why would anyone believe anything this company says as long as it keeps Elon Musk at the table?

    9. I mean, they only say they are ‘performing tasks’. I’m imagining them doing the lamest jobs possible. Perhaps one opens the door and the other closes it.

    10. Show it actively working or it didn’t happen.

      And I expect its job to be more than waving hand for the claim to have any meaning.

    11. Storyteller-Hero on

      Two that they’re aware of.

      *AI secretly has more built in a hidden factory…*

    12. simplethingsoflife on

      They’re probably just plugged in the corner and powered on pushing a random button that doesn’t really do anything. All just to say “hey they’re doing stuff!”

    13. “Working autonomously” = turned on sat in the corner until I see a video of it doing something

    14. skoomaking4lyfe on

      Yeah, if they had anything like that, they’d be using it to dunk on the Figure 1.

    15. whats_good_is_bad on

      I have Google Gemini advanced and gpt-4 working in my office and they’re my two best employees.

    16. Tesla is business equivalent of a politician. How do you know they are lying ? Their lips are moving.

    17. disintegration7 on

      I have an autonomous humanoid robot girlfriend. Uh…you wouldn’t know her…she goes to a different school….uh…in Canada!

    18. I don’t think so lol. Last time they demoed it it was moving worse than ASIMO from 20 years ago. Nothing against Elon personally, but lately he just loves to bullshit and exaggerate claims.

    19. “Tesla claims…”

      so what? These claims always seem to coincide with a need to keep share price high.