I love the inventive names we give stations here in Sydney like “TRAIN STATION”
Crow_eggs on
Mosman is going to be very upset by this high density new Centrepoint Tower development. It’ll really something something house prices something just like Hong Kong something something local action group. They’ll be fully on board with renaming Campbelltown “SHAMING” though.
tinmun on
Oxford St to Oxford St via Oxford St.
lint2015 on
Looks like they have dogshit AI images to accompany all their dogshit AI generated articles.
AmbySaysHi on
Smviaegie is my favourite trainspotting station!
T_J_Rain on
Tripe
Objective_Hawk_284 on
“Trust us we provide real time Sydney transport data. For all your trips from Lemmall to Beacketon”.
Can’t even get the “you are here” right.
sphen_lee on
Sydney uni trying to compete with Western Sydney uni
siuleta on
Shaming is new shire
miss-robot on
I’d be so annoyed getting on the lime green line thinking it terminates at Shaming. Not only does it fall short of stopping there, it actually has no stops or stations at all. Waste of money building that.
tjpdaniels on
Nothing quite like waiting for the first train back to Shaming on a Sunday morning
RatchetCliquet on
Hey Shaming! I live there! Shame
karLcx on
Wtf
grimacefry on
Onevood Street, that’s where I live 😃
really_not_unreal on
Using the NSW Government logo on something like this has got to be illegal
Smitologyistaking on
The idea of a direct line from Parramatta to Bondi Junction could give an Eastern Sydneysider a heart attack
ibetucanifican on
I love how George street ends at a shitty creek
Catfaceperson on
“LEMMALL”
Ted_Rid on
The more I look at this, the funnier it gets. Crying from laughter here.
And so much is in the details, like:
* The legend has line numbers, but none of the lines are numbered
* Legend again: single circle for bus stops. These are in fact used at train stations. There are different bus icons on the map
* You are Here – except they’re not. They’re next to the coathanger, which connects North Sydney to Neutral Bay
* The airport at Bondi “Junction”
KentuckyFriedEel on
I used to live in SMVIIAEGIE. But then i woke up one morning and developed self-awareness and realised I was corporate synthetic scum!
SteveJohnson2010 on
What the actual f*ck is this????
Dark_Magicion on
Damn, they really put the Junction in Bondi Junction…
miss_kimba on
“Shaming”
It gets funnier the longer you look at it. What a fucking spectacularly accurate representation of the Sydney government system (pick one).
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Source: https://news.moovitapp.com/en/news/sydney-buses-evolve-to-better-serve-southeast_442_2025-12-03_1764766590165
SMVIIAEGIE
I call Shaming home
Even for AI that’s dogshit
I love the inventive names we give stations here in Sydney like “TRAIN STATION”
Mosman is going to be very upset by this high density new Centrepoint Tower development. It’ll really something something house prices something just like Hong Kong something something local action group. They’ll be fully on board with renaming Campbelltown “SHAMING” though.
Oxford St to Oxford St via Oxford St.
Looks like they have dogshit AI images to accompany all their dogshit AI generated articles.
Smviaegie is my favourite trainspotting station!
Tripe
“Trust us we provide real time Sydney transport data. For all your trips from Lemmall to Beacketon”.
Can’t even get the “you are here” right.
Sydney uni trying to compete with Western Sydney uni
Shaming is new shire
I’d be so annoyed getting on the lime green line thinking it terminates at Shaming. Not only does it fall short of stopping there, it actually has no stops or stations at all. Waste of money building that.
Nothing quite like waiting for the first train back to Shaming on a Sunday morning
Hey Shaming! I live there! Shame
Wtf
Onevood Street, that’s where I live 😃
Using the NSW Government logo on something like this has got to be illegal
The idea of a direct line from Parramatta to Bondi Junction could give an Eastern Sydneysider a heart attack
I love how George street ends at a shitty creek
“LEMMALL”
The more I look at this, the funnier it gets. Crying from laughter here.
And so much is in the details, like:
* The legend has line numbers, but none of the lines are numbered
* Legend again: single circle for bus stops. These are in fact used at train stations. There are different bus icons on the map
* You are Here – except they’re not. They’re next to the coathanger, which connects North Sydney to Neutral Bay
* The airport at Bondi “Junction”
I used to live in SMVIIAEGIE. But then i woke up one morning and developed self-awareness and realised I was corporate synthetic scum!
What the actual f*ck is this????
Damn, they really put the Junction in Bondi Junction…
“Shaming”
It gets funnier the longer you look at it. What a fucking spectacularly accurate representation of the Sydney government system (pick one).