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  1. TheInkySquids on

    I love the inventive names we give stations here in Sydney like “TRAIN STATION”

  2. Mosman is going to be very upset by this high density new Centrepoint Tower development. It’ll really something something house prices something just like Hong Kong something something local action group. They’ll be fully on board with renaming Campbelltown “SHAMING” though.

  3. Looks like they have dogshit AI images to accompany all their dogshit AI generated articles.

  4. Objective_Hawk_284 on

    “Trust us we provide real time Sydney transport data. For all your trips from Lemmall to Beacketon”.

    Can’t even get the “you are here” right.

  5. I’d be so annoyed getting on the lime green line thinking it terminates at Shaming. Not only does it fall short of stopping there, it actually has no stops or stations at all. Waste of money building that.

  6. Nothing quite like waiting for the first train back to Shaming on a Sunday morning

  7. really_not_unreal on

    Using the NSW Government logo on something like this has got to be illegal

  8. Smitologyistaking on

    The idea of a direct line from Parramatta to Bondi Junction could give an Eastern Sydneysider a heart attack

  9. The more I look at this, the funnier it gets. Crying from laughter here.

    And so much is in the details, like:
    * The legend has line numbers, but none of the lines are numbered
    * Legend again: single circle for bus stops. These are in fact used at train stations. There are different bus icons on the map
    * You are Here – except they’re not. They’re next to the coathanger, which connects North Sydney to Neutral Bay
    * The airport at Bondi “Junction”

  10. KentuckyFriedEel on

    I used to live in SMVIIAEGIE. But then i woke up one morning and developed self-awareness and realised I was corporate synthetic scum!

  11. “Shaming”

    It gets funnier the longer you look at it. What a fucking spectacularly accurate representation of the Sydney government system (pick one).