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    1. ShyCrystal69 on

      I’ve got these fuckers down the street from my house. They keep their door locked unless you’ve got an appointment.

    2. Confident-Benefit374 on

      Real estate agents are something else.
      I have a “Do not knock sign”, they always knock.
      I have a no junk mail sticker on my letterbox, and they keep dropping brochures just sold and Are you looking to sell.
      They feel like they are better than.

    3. cirancira on

      Realestate agents are the weirdest marketers. It has almost nothing to do with how skilled they are at their job, its always about their face.
      They just want to plaster their face on as many things a possible, like its their kink. I kind of get advertisers putting big celebrity faces on things, but why the dude that you may spend a couple weeks emailing when you sell a house?

    5. CassiusCreed on

      I’m convinced you need to be a narcissist to do the job. Who else would make a Facebook post celebrating every time they do their job.

    6. awritemate on

      Real estate agents add nothing to society. If they didn’t exist tomorrow property would still change hands. They are leeches.

    7. berrynim on

      I remember them clearly when I was house hunting, the one agency that was blatantly underquoting (I witnessed places that were listed for all sorts of prices), straight up lied to me about a higher offer but it clearly didn’t sold for that much. I mean I’m sure all REAs are the same in this sense, but these guys were just the most obvious when I was looking.

    8. doenoots on

      Do real estate agents make decent money? There’s so much hate for them, surely you’d have to be well-compensated to take this sort of role

    9. Tangybrowwncidertown on

      All I need in my life is some goof in a suit with a hysterical beard dye job to convince me to go with them.

    10. workaccountprof on

      I would cringe seeing my face everywhere, you really need to be a certain type of person for this job.

    11. 14Kimi on

      I don’t understand how we got to a point where agent photos are real estate advertising?

      It’s not like you’re hiring a model, no one cares what your face looks like.

    12. sapperbloggs on

      Leave a negative review of their business, with photos of their advertising bullshit.

      That tends to get their attention.

    13. TheloniousMeow on

      I am so sick of real estate junk mail. Smug rubbish. I am not selling my house. It is junk.

    14. TildaTinker on

      “Look at my stupid smile, oh what a cunt I am.”

      He’s just missing the white pants.

    16. mcbain_83 on

      These guys have an office in east Brunswick and you should see how they’ve plastered their untrustworthy mugs over the windows.
      It’s such a detractor imo, you don’t demonstrate friendly and trustworthiness like this. Just don’t be a cunt. I guess that’s impossible for anyone working in this profession though.

    17. takemyspear on

      I always thought that REA is the one job where if you skipped school everyday, and you can still do it. Cause it requires no skills. Like if you get a good house from client, it’s gonna be sold either way, you as a REA does not make the house better.

      Well I still think this way.

    21. mreddieoz on

      Some prick from VicProp rang me for about a month non-stop back in November, would leave a message everyday on my voicemail until one day he finally got the message…”I wasn’t calling back” . I don’t recall ever interacting with these guys but their tactics were blatant harassment.

    23. thewall1919 on

      This guy tried to flip me a house at $200,000 more than what he said to my partner 30 minutes early just because he knew my budget. Now he lives near me and his new house as a hole in the roof, which I’m not telling him. He has a loud bmw that parks like an unbullied school boy, and turns on for 10 mins before leaving. In some way, he has a family.

    24. NickyPotnik on

      I’m confused. Are you supposed to hang this on your toilet door to let people know there’s some shit going down?

    25. DoggerLou on

      Once I had to rent for a short while and the REA I contacted said to me “If you want to live there, you’re gonna need a dog and a gun”. I liked him – no bullshit, funny and realistic. An old country fella.