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  1. I don’t know why this happened, but I think a certain young man on a train had something to do with it

  2. ThisIsClassicTammy on

    Using the cover of the Iran War to invade, straight out of the Frankston playbook.

  3. Word on the frontlines is that the defensive line at Moorabbin has collapsed and Frankston has claimed control.

  4. Tommy, not content with owning just Frankston, plans to annex much of greater Melbourne and Geelong

  5. ” You get a Frankston, and you get a Frankston …….and everyone gets a Frankston ”

  6. Old_Lengthiness_250 on

    Greater Frankston council declares war on melbourne city amalgamated council (Yarra melbourne and stonnington).

  7. AP news reports Glorious Leader McKenzie has taken her 1st Div Range Rover brigade, and the Light Horse Portsea Mounted Division and made headway against the Democratic Republic of Dunkley’s Biological Warfare unit (Frankston Station)

  8. SyntheticDuckFlavour on

    The great Meth Wars is upon us. Waves of meth fuelled super bogans will march across Melbourne.

  9. Soon, all of Victoria will be nothing but Frankston and Chadstone Shopping Centre Carpark

  10. Lenny_was_here on

    They have taken the bridge and the new tunnel.
    We barred the West Gate freeway,
    but cannot hold them for long.

    The ground shakes,
    base, base from a VT commodore.

    We cannot get out.
    A shadow moves in the dark.
    We cannot get out.
    They are comming

  11. Oh God
    Just when I was finally going to be free from taking the Frankston line for my work commute

  12. Silver-Chemistry2023 on

    The kid who *owns Frankston* has captured new territory, or was it the People’s Cosplay of the City of Frankston?