And pick up a few 24-packs of toilet paper while you’re at it!
EveryonesTwisted on
Instructions unclear filled my backseat with petrol and shoved toilet paper in my fuel tank.
djangovsjango on
The best part is blaming city dwellers for filling up a jerry can if they have one and a car fuel tank which they do every week or so and not blaming farmers rushing out and filling giant farm storage rank and business filling up every fuel tank available to beat the price rise
Transientmind on
A week ago when the news first started reporting, “Concerns this may lead to panic-buying,” I was like… you realize that’s like a sleeper agent activation phrase for the kind of people who panic buy, right? A self-fulfilling prophecy?
Daleabbo on
I cant wait for the gas talks to start. LNG hubs are being hit now so gas price is going to go through the roof. Will we finally see the reservation policy that has always been talked of but never delivered.
TheTMJ on
I’ve heard that there somoene around that has a massive tank at their business for diesel that’s used for machinery and such.
Apparently, he’s been telling his workers to go fill them up at servos. He wants to be the only one in town to have fuel if it gets to the point of limits so he can charge more to others.
This is where the real issues lie, dickheads being dickheads because they saw an opportunity.
Vegetable-Ad-1817 on
Exactly this is the narrative spreading on TikTok right now generated by the same guys with a bunch of sock puppet accounts. Yet everyone too busy running around finding fans of Palestine when they should be unmasking these people. I guarantee people know some, I know one at my work who happily pushes opinion via ai across their 50ish accounts costs 10 aud a month.
Stormherald13 on
Or people are buying it before the prices goes up.
Nobody on here buys extras when stuff is cheap ?
Big-toast-sandwich on
It really feels like we are in some sort of era of the mainstream news outlets in Australia poisoning the population by platforming these topics for the sake of clicks.
The fuel shortage, the crime waves, the various race based “problems”, just trying to talk about Gaza being a massive deal for some reason.
I noticed it start to be a problem around Covid when every heart related death with a younger person started to get those low effort one paragraph articles that stopped existing around with AI.
TheYellowFringe on
What’s pathetic is that if we know how to take care of ourselves, then there wouldn’t be panic.
The few are causing the many to needlessly worry a bit *too* much. Now if anything were to happen, we’d react wrong. So when we **really** need to panic, we wouldn’t know the difference.
No_Big5292 on
Even now people aren’t panic buying for fear of running out, most of us have seen the rise in petroleum cost again and again, and every time it happens it never goes back down.
There was a period when fuel was the cheapest we had ever paid per barrel and at the bowser it was still 20c higher than when we last had a “shortage”
Fuel in aus won’t drop below $2 a litre. This will become the cheap end of the cycle.
So that plus being in the middle … no I can’t even say in the middle because it continues to get worse, but being in a cost of living crisis why would you want people to not stock up at $1.80 a litre when it’s now jumped to $2.5 a litre and will continue to go up even after this is all resolved
NSFWar on
I filled up my kids drop off car with 70 liters capacity at 1.61 for diesel. I’m still on that as we only use it for drop offs. Now the fuel is at 2.77.
rumande on
I’d rather stock up on beer
SaltpeterSal on
Oh good, let’s talk about this more. This has been the Murdoch strategy, and it’s been in lockstep with LNP messaging. I will never not bring up their attempt to raise the suicide rate in Victoria during Covid. Every journalist learns about the copycat effect in their first year, and the ethical dilemma around reporting something that will trigger more of the problem. You can tell which mastheads want you to suffer by how emotional their headlines are about this stuff. See also: African gang panic, toilet paper hoarding, road rage, domestic violence.
Hornberger_ on
Does anyone have any statistics on changes in the amount of fuel being imported vs. fuel being purchased since the US-Iran war started?
irregularjosh on
> thanks to our incompetent government
I was listening to some people mention this as the cause, and apparently too much government spending was also the cause, somehow
IHazMagics on
Or you know, we could just do what plenty other countries are doing and say “if you can work from home, work from home”.
My employers are cunts that wouldn’t listen anyway, but it’s the thought that counts.
jarghon on
People complain that Australia is a nanny state, but then we go around proving why we need a nanny to manage our behaviour.
Maldevinine on
This wasn’t “Panic Buying”.
This was a completely reasonable economic response based on previous experience with fuel prices and war in the Middle East.
andthegeekshall on
Have had to explain to more than a few people lately that buying jerry cans of petrol is stupid because petrol expires and needs to be properly stored.
It’s the bushfire/covid toilet paper situation all over again for some. People just going to have a garage full of jerry cans they can’t do anything with.
Punch ons at the pumps (also the name of my next hardcore album) and people syphoning fuel from parked cars.
Jealous-Hedgehog-734 on
If you’re really worried about it just buy an EV. The Middle East doesn’t have a stranglehold on the worlds electron supply.
The real problem for society more broadly is that only just under a quarter of the fossil fuel we consume is petrol for our cars. Being blunt, driving to work in you EV will be FA use if the supermarket shelves are empty because farmers and logistics don’t have diesel. It reminds me of an old soviet joke:
>A man walks into a shop. He asks the clerk, “You don’t have any meat?”
>The clerk says, “No, here we don’t have any fish. The shop that doesn’t have any meat is across the street.”
BESTtaylorINTHEWORLD on
Who is the fear monger? Is that a media person? Or a Liberal party member?
Walter_Armstrong on
If you stockpile too much petrol, America will invade your house.
skiljgfz on
The media really needs to be held accountable for the bullshit sensationalism in their reporting at some point. Profoundly irresponsible journalism in a pathetic attempt to get more clicks.
infohippie on
I’m so glad I filled up from near empty a week ago at $1.80, and I live next to a train station so that tank will last me at least three months.
eversible_pharynx on
You see, if there’s even a RISK of panic, it would be in the public interest to report it right? Just doing our civic duty
also it helps profits but that’s not our fault, it’s our readers’
cosmicr on
I’m less worried about the general public, and more worried about businesses passing on the cost. Looking at you Supermarkets.
Peach_Muffin on
That’s okay, I’ve beaten the hoarders by stocking up my garage
SingleAttitude8 on
The real winners are the jerry can manufacturers.
TheAwesomeSimmo on
I got lucky. Petrol was cheap on Wednesday two weeks ago and now my car is on a hoist in the mechanic shop for the last six days so that cheaper fuel is just sitting there.
aerkith on
My partner’s and my cars’ tanks were down to 1/4 to 1/2. So instead of waiting another week we filled them up as we knew prices were going up. That’s about the most “panic” we did. We live in a regional area though, so don’t have to do much driving to get places.
Rebound86 on
the problem i have is i need to go down and fill up my jerry can for the lawn mower and when i do im going to look like a fucking muppet thats panicking buying
![Hey mate, are you sure you've got enough petrol? [cartoon]](https://www.byteseu.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/jma4p9kfvvpg1-1536x1104.jpeg "Hey mate, are you sure you’ve got enough petrol? [cartoon]")
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[Source is Cathy Wilcox](https://bsky.app/profile/cathywilcox.bsky.social/post/3mhehlqobfs2g), cartoonist of the Sydney Morning Herald.
And pick up a few 24-packs of toilet paper while you’re at it!
Instructions unclear filled my backseat with petrol and shoved toilet paper in my fuel tank.
The best part is blaming city dwellers for filling up a jerry can if they have one and a car fuel tank which they do every week or so and not blaming farmers rushing out and filling giant farm storage rank and business filling up every fuel tank available to beat the price rise
A week ago when the news first started reporting, “Concerns this may lead to panic-buying,” I was like… you realize that’s like a sleeper agent activation phrase for the kind of people who panic buy, right? A self-fulfilling prophecy?
I cant wait for the gas talks to start. LNG hubs are being hit now so gas price is going to go through the roof. Will we finally see the reservation policy that has always been talked of but never delivered.
I’ve heard that there somoene around that has a massive tank at their business for diesel that’s used for machinery and such.
Apparently, he’s been telling his workers to go fill them up at servos. He wants to be the only one in town to have fuel if it gets to the point of limits so he can charge more to others.
This is where the real issues lie, dickheads being dickheads because they saw an opportunity.
Exactly this is the narrative spreading on TikTok right now generated by the same guys with a bunch of sock puppet accounts. Yet everyone too busy running around finding fans of Palestine when they should be unmasking these people. I guarantee people know some, I know one at my work who happily pushes opinion via ai across their 50ish accounts costs 10 aud a month.
Or people are buying it before the prices goes up.
Nobody on here buys extras when stuff is cheap ?
It really feels like we are in some sort of era of the mainstream news outlets in Australia poisoning the population by platforming these topics for the sake of clicks.
The fuel shortage, the crime waves, the various race based “problems”, just trying to talk about Gaza being a massive deal for some reason.
I noticed it start to be a problem around Covid when every heart related death with a younger person started to get those low effort one paragraph articles that stopped existing around with AI.
What’s pathetic is that if we know how to take care of ourselves, then there wouldn’t be panic.
The few are causing the many to needlessly worry a bit *too* much. Now if anything were to happen, we’d react wrong. So when we **really** need to panic, we wouldn’t know the difference.
Even now people aren’t panic buying for fear of running out, most of us have seen the rise in petroleum cost again and again, and every time it happens it never goes back down.
There was a period when fuel was the cheapest we had ever paid per barrel and at the bowser it was still 20c higher than when we last had a “shortage”
Fuel in aus won’t drop below $2 a litre. This will become the cheap end of the cycle.
So that plus being in the middle … no I can’t even say in the middle because it continues to get worse, but being in a cost of living crisis why would you want people to not stock up at $1.80 a litre when it’s now jumped to $2.5 a litre and will continue to go up even after this is all resolved
I filled up my kids drop off car with 70 liters capacity at 1.61 for diesel. I’m still on that as we only use it for drop offs. Now the fuel is at 2.77.
I’d rather stock up on beer
Oh good, let’s talk about this more. This has been the Murdoch strategy, and it’s been in lockstep with LNP messaging. I will never not bring up their attempt to raise the suicide rate in Victoria during Covid. Every journalist learns about the copycat effect in their first year, and the ethical dilemma around reporting something that will trigger more of the problem. You can tell which mastheads want you to suffer by how emotional their headlines are about this stuff. See also: African gang panic, toilet paper hoarding, road rage, domestic violence.
Does anyone have any statistics on changes in the amount of fuel being imported vs. fuel being purchased since the US-Iran war started?
> thanks to our incompetent government
I was listening to some people mention this as the cause, and apparently too much government spending was also the cause, somehow
Or you know, we could just do what plenty other countries are doing and say “if you can work from home, work from home”.
My employers are cunts that wouldn’t listen anyway, but it’s the thought that counts.
People complain that Australia is a nanny state, but then we go around proving why we need a nanny to manage our behaviour.
This wasn’t “Panic Buying”.
This was a completely reasonable economic response based on previous experience with fuel prices and war in the Middle East.
Have had to explain to more than a few people lately that buying jerry cans of petrol is stupid because petrol expires and needs to be properly stored.
It’s the bushfire/covid toilet paper situation all over again for some. People just going to have a garage full of jerry cans they can’t do anything with.
Punch ons at the pumps (also the name of my next hardcore album) and people syphoning fuel from parked cars.
If you’re really worried about it just buy an EV. The Middle East doesn’t have a stranglehold on the worlds electron supply.
The real problem for society more broadly is that only just under a quarter of the fossil fuel we consume is petrol for our cars. Being blunt, driving to work in you EV will be FA use if the supermarket shelves are empty because farmers and logistics don’t have diesel. It reminds me of an old soviet joke:
>A man walks into a shop. He asks the clerk, “You don’t have any meat?”
>The clerk says, “No, here we don’t have any fish. The shop that doesn’t have any meat is across the street.”
Who is the fear monger? Is that a media person? Or a Liberal party member?
If you stockpile too much petrol, America will invade your house.
The media really needs to be held accountable for the bullshit sensationalism in their reporting at some point. Profoundly irresponsible journalism in a pathetic attempt to get more clicks.
I’m so glad I filled up from near empty a week ago at $1.80, and I live next to a train station so that tank will last me at least three months.
You see, if there’s even a RISK of panic, it would be in the public interest to report it right? Just doing our civic duty
also it helps profits but that’s not our fault, it’s our readers’
I’m less worried about the general public, and more worried about businesses passing on the cost. Looking at you Supermarkets.
That’s okay, I’ve beaten the hoarders by stocking up my garage
The real winners are the jerry can manufacturers.
I got lucky. Petrol was cheap on Wednesday two weeks ago and now my car is on a hoist in the mechanic shop for the last six days so that cheaper fuel is just sitting there.
My partner’s and my cars’ tanks were down to 1/4 to 1/2. So instead of waiting another week we filled them up as we knew prices were going up. That’s about the most “panic” we did. We live in a regional area though, so don’t have to do much driving to get places.
the problem i have is i need to go down and fill up my jerry can for the lawn mower and when i do im going to look like a fucking muppet thats panicking buying