New polling reveals twats now slightly ahead of arseholes
Posted by topotaul
New polling reveals twats now slightly ahead of arseholes
Posted by topotaul
10 Comments
Watch them win, I’m telling you it’s not dead on Starmer and I’ve said it from the go. He has as much appeal as a bucket of sick, and suddenly there is a new alternative on the horizon who is a veteran campaigner
Let’s get out and vote, let’s make our voices heard, you’ve been given the right to choose between a douche and a turd.
~~Farage won’t be around for the general election~~
~~Farage won’t stand in the election~~
~~Farage won’t become an MP~~
Reform won’t get significant seats <———- YOU ARE HERE
Reform will never become significant opposition
I like how we’ve just breezed past the question of him winning Clacton, I guess Reddit feels things turning like they were in 2016, and no amount of online pissy first are going to make immigration go away for Labour, who are now bleeding voters to Reform.
I can’t see Labour losing this. Pretty sure I read an article where labour has 37%, Nigel 19% and Torries 18% of public support.
There’s no way he can double his points or labour losses significant points with such a short time to go. I just don’t see that happening.
The Cunts are still going to win the election though
Farage is a shit flinging, one trick pony populist who wouldn’t be able to deal with constant pressures of being cross examined by the media and our institutions, I reckon he’d fall apart very quickly if he had to do any actual parliamentary work
There’s a joke somewhere about needing to elect a dick who will fuck the pussies AND the arseholes otherwise we will all be covered in shit
Does that make Labour dicks?
See, there’s three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn’t fuck the assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
You’re talking like someone who has no idea that Kier Starmers father was a toolmaker.
Labour is dull as it gets
Coonservatives loves their rich friends
Reform UK is trying to get Britain back… prefer them