After Germany, the UK is our biggest customer for oil, so you already do.
Over-Giraffe9905 on
You can, but be aware it can’t melt steel beams.
Potential-Diamond-94 on
We only have 1 single refinery capable of making Jet A-1 (in rather limited quantity): so nope, I do not think so.
This facility also does not even cover our own needs fully: we import.
Rather obvious that we cannot sell what we do not have.
mapl0ver on
Now I shit on the carpet, hard part is done. It’s your job to clean it!!!
-mentalmelt- on
We have one large scale refinery, and depend on imports to meet our own fuel needs. We produce jet fuel, but I don’t think we export much of it, if any.
Erzter_Zartor on
Im sorry my friend, we barely produce Jet fuel, but if you can refine it we have crude oil for you
Loud-Edge7230 on
Why do you need jet fuel from us? Can’t you just fill your jets up with that special jet fuel of yours, I think it’s called IrnBru.
Unhappy-Ad9696 on
You guys have the Norpipe pipeline feeding you crude oil directly from us so it will just be a matter of what you want to use it for.. Our single oil refinery wiith its limited capacity will not solve the problem, unfortunately.
Prestigious_Money361 on
European leaders surly know how to box themselves into a bad position.
Late_Stage-Redditism on
“Why didn’t you join us in the surprise attack that we didn’t tell you about?!”
TwitchXk90 on
No, I need it as a cheaper alternative to my diesel.
Psychology-Soft on
Sure, how about 300$ pr barrel?
Dazemonkey on
Do like the US. Take everything you want from countries you bomb, duh!
pseudopad on
“I personally shat all over the kitchen, if you want to eat dinner, you better start cleaning it up!”
-The biggest asshole of the modern world
Dangerous_Trick5292 on
Ask Canada, they make a load of it up north in Alberta
Ragnarok-7861 on
The entire world needs to move on without the U.S. and stop being cucks….also decimating Iran is accurate…reduced them by 10%….lmao
Kennet0508 on
I dont know man, seems UK is trying to be the censorship police of the internet, i dont think we want that kinda baggage.
StuffyTruck on
Hmm, pretty sure UK share North Sea with Norway. Might find some oil there if you start looking…
Svampting on
Once again showing why he’s the very stable genius
chillebekk on
Not sure we produce any. But, you know, everybody c*ould* just decide to pay Iran the $2m toll for each tanker. That’s like $1-$2 per barrel. Crisis averted.
If the Americans have an issue with that, let them.
DaveTN on
What a fucking idiot.
barktwiggs on
When you are a star they let you do it. You can do anything. They let you grab the oil straight from the strait.
Global-Gas-3520 on
OP isn’t from the UK.
ColdAndGrumpy on
That’s a lot of words to say “We fucked up again! Please bail us out and let me pretend I’m the one who fixed everything!! 😭”
rogerj_no on
Utrolig hvordan et handlingslammet regime i Iran, kan ha så stor handlingskraft…
Edit:
It’s incredible how a country like Iran can still maintain such strong control and influence, even while Trump claims they’re effectively unable to act…
Sorry, just realized I replied in the English sub 🤣
ztunelover on
I didn’t even look at my stocks till recently and my goodness Equinor has jumped! I should have bought more.
LongMongoose2577 on
Rotchilds war..
ikilledtupac on
*cries in American*
Arildm on
Have the UK tried to call the ayatollah in Iran and say “we didn’t help the US, can We Get a free pass on our oil shots since we haven’t done anything wrong?”
Iran is mad at the us and Israel..and those who supports/helps US maintain this war..not everybody..
rybomi on
We don’t refine
redditreader1972 on
Yes and no. A big problem is not getting the oil. It is getting the oil to the correct refinery, and then getting the right type of hydrocarbons out.
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After Germany, the UK is our biggest customer for oil, so you already do.
You can, but be aware it can’t melt steel beams.
We only have 1 single refinery capable of making Jet A-1 (in rather limited quantity): so nope, I do not think so.
This facility also does not even cover our own needs fully: we import.
Rather obvious that we cannot sell what we do not have.
Now I shit on the carpet, hard part is done. It’s your job to clean it!!!
We have one large scale refinery, and depend on imports to meet our own fuel needs. We produce jet fuel, but I don’t think we export much of it, if any.
Im sorry my friend, we barely produce Jet fuel, but if you can refine it we have crude oil for you
Why do you need jet fuel from us? Can’t you just fill your jets up with that special jet fuel of yours, I think it’s called IrnBru.
You guys have the Norpipe pipeline feeding you crude oil directly from us so it will just be a matter of what you want to use it for.. Our single oil refinery wiith its limited capacity will not solve the problem, unfortunately.
European leaders surly know how to box themselves into a bad position.
“Why didn’t you join us in the surprise attack that we didn’t tell you about?!”
No, I need it as a cheaper alternative to my diesel.
Sure, how about 300$ pr barrel?
Do like the US. Take everything you want from countries you bomb, duh!
“I personally shat all over the kitchen, if you want to eat dinner, you better start cleaning it up!”
-The biggest asshole of the modern world
Ask Canada, they make a load of it up north in Alberta
The entire world needs to move on without the U.S. and stop being cucks….also decimating Iran is accurate…reduced them by 10%….lmao
I dont know man, seems UK is trying to be the censorship police of the internet, i dont think we want that kinda baggage.
Hmm, pretty sure UK share North Sea with Norway. Might find some oil there if you start looking…
Once again showing why he’s the very stable genius
Not sure we produce any. But, you know, everybody c*ould* just decide to pay Iran the $2m toll for each tanker. That’s like $1-$2 per barrel. Crisis averted.
If the Americans have an issue with that, let them.
What a fucking idiot.
When you are a star they let you do it. You can do anything. They let you grab the oil straight from the strait.
OP isn’t from the UK.
That’s a lot of words to say “We fucked up again! Please bail us out and let me pretend I’m the one who fixed everything!! 😭”
Utrolig hvordan et handlingslammet regime i Iran, kan ha så stor handlingskraft…
Edit:
It’s incredible how a country like Iran can still maintain such strong control and influence, even while Trump claims they’re effectively unable to act…
Sorry, just realized I replied in the English sub 🤣
I didn’t even look at my stocks till recently and my goodness Equinor has jumped! I should have bought more.
Rotchilds war..
*cries in American*
Have the UK tried to call the ayatollah in Iran and say “we didn’t help the US, can We Get a free pass on our oil shots since we haven’t done anything wrong?”
Iran is mad at the us and Israel..and those who supports/helps US maintain this war..not everybody..
We don’t refine
Yes and no. A big problem is not getting the oil. It is getting the oil to the correct refinery, and then getting the right type of hydrocarbons out.
DJT? Donald Jerkass Trump?