What a boon for owners of abandoned shopping malls across the US. Tesla is paying to store the cars nobody wants
timpham on
Lower the price to 25-30k, problem solved!
Main-Bandicoot6477 on
It’s a shame Musk didn’t just sell off Tesla so they could just focus on making cars people want and building out great charging networks.
But he needs it as part of his hype black box to maintain the absurd stock fraud with magical future blockbuster products that are always just around the corner.
not-a-co-conspirator on
It’s Elon. He bought them to give himself a raise.
Hobbet404 on
Stock about to pop 40%
BetSquare7190 on
Tesla’s stock has still a long way to go to the bottom.
Sell them to SpaceX at markup using IPO liquidity, and have them on assets.
Voila, TSLA up, SpaceX with assets and bag holders everywhere.
JustBrowsinAndVibin on
For those that think this stuff never matters for TSLA –
It’s already 27% off the highs. More telling though is that it didn’t participate in this week’s rally with the rest of the market.
Sellers don’t seem to be coming back.
I’m cautiously optimistic that it may finally be happening.
Greenfieldfox on
He will just force the government to buy them with taxpayer money. So much of his wealth comes from government subsidies and he owns the White House.
relevant__comment on
It’s really a shame that musk’s image drove Tesla to this point. I honestly think teslas are great platforms and their supercharger network is an unbelievable achievement. All that hard work and dedication from thousands of individuals seemingly down the drain by the whims of one egotistical person. Such a shame.
darth_skipicious on
lololololol elon consumes 14 different drugs every day to feel the spectrum of emotions a regular person would feel
AustinBaze on
Pardon me while I search for my microscopic violin.
Rocknroller658 on
Almost like people don’t want to contribute to an economy under the world’s richest Nazi billionaire
dritmike on
Wait until they figure out how to rebadge the as 2027s
megoyatu on
wait wait wait….
you’re saying alienating the liberals, which are WAAAAY more interested in electric cars than conservatives… and buddying up with conservatives and pissing liberals off via DOGE corruption negatively affecting liberal programs…. affected car sales?
No no no, can’t be that. /s
iiTz_SteveO on
ill take one for $12
tyrophagia on
Tesla has been an over valued company for awhile. I still believe their product will become novelties.
TopSwagCode on
I recently got a new EV. I was really considering to buy a Tesla, because prices keeps going down. Cheap ass car loans etc. But end of day I couldnt get myself to support Elon in any way.
Rather pay more money and get another car. Vote with you money is the best way to vote.
LetsGoBubba6141 on
Makes sense why SpaceX wants to be the first space IPO out the gate so retail investor can buy up what stock holders are going to cash out on , and once a new stream of wealth is created with SpaceX, Tesla will fold, and then be rolled into SpaceX for the cheap.
mynewusernamedodgers on
Shaudenfraud or whatever
fluffysmaster on
Historically poor quality.
Real competition, comparable in range and with better fit and finish.
Controversial Nazi CEO.
It’s catching up with them.
vasta2 on
They’d probably have no problem selling them if their mascot wasn’t a fucking nazi loser
Khue on
I don’t want to buy a low quality, over priced vehicle from an absurd dipshit.
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What a boon for owners of abandoned shopping malls across the US. Tesla is paying to store the cars nobody wants
Lower the price to 25-30k, problem solved!
It’s a shame Musk didn’t just sell off Tesla so they could just focus on making cars people want and building out great charging networks.
But he needs it as part of his hype black box to maintain the absurd stock fraud with magical future blockbuster products that are always just around the corner.
It’s Elon. He bought them to give himself a raise.
Stock about to pop 40%
Tesla’s stock has still a long way to go to the bottom.
good good good
White House bail out in-coming …
and remember that Tesla Berlin factory is only [running at 40% capacity](https://www.automotiveworld.com/news/teslas-giga-berlin-reportedly-running-at-40-capacity/).
and Tesla Shanghai plant “has [ample production capacity sitting idle](https://electrek.co/2026/02/27/tesla-tsla-china-delivery-times-collapse-extends-financing-demand/).”
lol
“Great job Adolf, I mean Elon, here’s a trillion dollars!” – Tesla Board of Directors
Obviously that means their stock should go up
Yet somehow, at the same time…
https://www.scmp.com/business/china-business/article/3348898/tesla-outraces-chinas-byd-pure-electric-car-sales-regain-worlds-top-spot
Sell them to SpaceX at markup using IPO liquidity, and have them on assets.
Voila, TSLA up, SpaceX with assets and bag holders everywhere.
For those that think this stuff never matters for TSLA –
It’s already 27% off the highs. More telling though is that it didn’t participate in this week’s rally with the rest of the market.
Sellers don’t seem to be coming back.
I’m cautiously optimistic that it may finally be happening.
He will just force the government to buy them with taxpayer money. So much of his wealth comes from government subsidies and he owns the White House.
It’s really a shame that musk’s image drove Tesla to this point. I honestly think teslas are great platforms and their supercharger network is an unbelievable achievement. All that hard work and dedication from thousands of individuals seemingly down the drain by the whims of one egotistical person. Such a shame.
lololololol elon consumes 14 different drugs every day to feel the spectrum of emotions a regular person would feel
Pardon me while I search for my microscopic violin.
Almost like people don’t want to contribute to an economy under the world’s richest Nazi billionaire
Wait until they figure out how to rebadge the as 2027s
wait wait wait….
you’re saying alienating the liberals, which are WAAAAY more interested in electric cars than conservatives… and buddying up with conservatives and pissing liberals off via DOGE corruption negatively affecting liberal programs…. affected car sales?
No no no, can’t be that. /s
ill take one for $12
Tesla has been an over valued company for awhile. I still believe their product will become novelties.
I recently got a new EV. I was really considering to buy a Tesla, because prices keeps going down. Cheap ass car loans etc. But end of day I couldnt get myself to support Elon in any way.
Rather pay more money and get another car. Vote with you money is the best way to vote.
Makes sense why SpaceX wants to be the first space IPO out the gate so retail investor can buy up what stock holders are going to cash out on , and once a new stream of wealth is created with SpaceX, Tesla will fold, and then be rolled into SpaceX for the cheap.
Shaudenfraud or whatever
Historically poor quality.
Real competition, comparable in range and with better fit and finish.
Controversial Nazi CEO.
It’s catching up with them.
They’d probably have no problem selling them if their mascot wasn’t a fucking nazi loser
I don’t want to buy a low quality, over priced vehicle from an absurd dipshit.