Iran threatens ‘complete and utter annihilation’ of OpenAI’s $30B Stargate AI data center in Abu Dhabi
https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/iran-threatens-complete-and-utter-annihilation-of-openais-usd30b-stargate-ai-data-center-in-abu-dhabi-regime-posts-video-with-satellite-imagery-of-chatgpt-makers-premier-1gw-data-center
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Ooops, that can’t be good for business
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
They’d be doing us a favor. Fuck AI
Oh no please please don’t.
Yesssssss do it.
Stop stop I can only get so hard
Wait, let them do it actually
They’re rightfully pissed off about the chat ads.
I’m sure the construction is ethically being built in regards to workers rights and treatment
Gonna need to stop by and pick up some part debris to build my pc
Oh no!
Anyway…
Oh no! Please, mr Altman. Go there immediately and make sure everything is okay!
oh no…anything but that…. nooo….
Will RAM prices go up or come down again?
no… stop…. don’t….
What a timeline..Iran on the side of stopping AI!
And nothing of value was lost.
We go to war and end up have to thank Iran for job creation when companies have to hire people again.
Oh no. *rolling out a red carpet* Please don’t. *popping Champaign.* I would just hate that.
Would be a lovely way to start off the work week!
Well hello consequences!
No … not the AI … please stop …
I triple dog dare them! 🤣
[No. Don’t. Stop. ](https://youtu.be/uVdDXeYM4ss?si=Sp9PGd02S_8j5hBK)
Iran bursting the AI bubble would be so random and funny. But legit, it’s hard to see how that wouldn’t be a crisis for OpenAI that seriously derails them.
Maybe something good can come from this war after all.
A quick Google search for “how much did OpenAI donate to Donald Trump” is enlightening
As an American, I love nothing more than our precious data centers! Please Iran, don’t blow them up! Also don’t blow up any Kushner properties or anything Tesla, or Amazon!
Iran’s strategic operations…now sponsored by Nvidia. LOL!
ChatGPT:”Your plan sounds very solid!
Would you like me to create a pdf of the exact spot for maximum impact?
Just tell me what you want to do next so you can get started on your project right away.”
May I recommend a few other AI data centers as well to whetten your appetite?
I’ve never been more excited for a negative outcome
Smart going after oligarchy assets
Dear Iran,
Please do it.
Sincerely, damn near everyone
They may be full of it but they’re sure coming across as a Robin Hood type figure here. They know how to win propaganda
LOL. That’s like my 7 year old threatening to take out the trash.
Iran knows who runs the US government better than the voters do
Iran single-handedly stopping skynet rising definitely not in my 2026 bingo list.