That would be great. I can’t take normal painkillers but opioids dont give me asthma, they just fuck me up in other ways!
notcho3 on
Eyes pop out
FocusFlukeGyro on
Slow release of dopamine with few side effects? Count me in!
philld5 on
Can’t wait for a new generation of zombies
Daripuff on
How wonderful!
The sweet loving, maternal embrace of opiates, but without the downsides!
How heroic!
Perhaps it should have a feminine yet heroic name?
Fosterpig on
OxyContin 2: Addiction Boogaloo
_John_Dillinger on
HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE
skccsk on
That’s dope!
liquidgrill on
“There’s an old saying in Tennessee—I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, ‘Fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me—you can’t get fooled again'”.
—- George W. Bush
keg-smash on
Not this time, Sacklers.
SanSenju on
big pharma: give us that formula for free so that we can modify it to make it addictive while charging people $99999999.99 per pill.
decompiled-essence on
*Bayer enters the chat…*
front_yard_duck_dad on
Pretty sure you will be addicted to not being in pain anymore. I’d give anything to take away my chronic pain.
ScaliasRage on
Fewer peaks and valleys…
nakedog on
Would death be considered a dangerous side effect?
MetaSageSD on
Like Vicodin was supposed to be?
ketosoy on
> without **known** side effects
If we’ve learned anything about opioids over the last 100 years (which, clearly we haven’t) it’s that a new opioid that seems safe is likely to have new patterns of abuse that we discover later.
JackBlackBowserSlaps on
I’ve seen this documentary. Lots of ghosts and didn’t end well for anyone :/
formallyhuman on
Can you still get high with it?
CyberShad0wz on
Fuuuuck you!
No_Boot1478 on
Let me guess, “Soma”.
FeralVomit on
So, without the fun?
GadreelsSword on
So it’s an addictive opioid that you can’t overdose on? What could go wrong?
captoats on
“The animals did self-administer DFNZ, showing that it has some rewarding effects.
However, when DFNZ was replaced with saline, the animals quickly stopped seeking it. This rapid change differs from what is seen with drugs such as heroin, morphine, and fentanyl, where animals often continue drug seeking even after the drug is no longer available.”
YIKES. Or maybe Morphine/Heroin/etc, tastes similar to salt for rats, but DFNZ tastes noticeably different? Could there be other “lurking” variables why rats stop pressing the button? Is this how they are concluding that it won’t be habit-forming???
ashurbanipal420 on
Fool me once. I don’t have another 15 years to be a heroin addict again.
timberwolf0122 on
Like Perdue said oxy was, though deliberately misleading charts and out right lies.
namezam on
Kratom needs some crazy high doses or mixing with other drugs to cause respiratory depression, its pain relief is quick and easy to build up with regular use. There is virtually no addiction in terms of seeking behavior, but damn the withdraws suuuuck.
masb5191989 on
Can’t wait for this to be bought and buried by big pharma
sndrtj on
We have heard this before. It didn’t end well.
comradesorrow on
I am sure we have all heard that before. I hope there is more work put into this before they bring it it to market.
thatandtheother on
No fucking way that’s true.
Danonbass86 on
CIA be like 👀
ValuableAd3808 on
Been around, they don’t like it when we don’t want more.
FreakMonkey1 on
Awful comments. Stay in your lane guys, you aren’t experts in every topic.
ryuujinusa on
“Opioid” without side effects. Doubt.
Flintyy on
There is no such thing in life, will never happen lol
tyedrain on
Sure what member of the Sackler family paid off the NIH scientist.
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I know how this story ends.
I heard this one before
Here we go again…
Discover? Or manufacture?
That would be great. I can’t take normal painkillers but opioids dont give me asthma, they just fuck me up in other ways!
Eyes pop out
Slow release of dopamine with few side effects? Count me in!
Can’t wait for a new generation of zombies
How wonderful!
The sweet loving, maternal embrace of opiates, but without the downsides!
How heroic!
Perhaps it should have a feminine yet heroic name?
OxyContin 2: Addiction Boogaloo
HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE
That’s dope!
“There’s an old saying in Tennessee—I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, ‘Fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me—you can’t get fooled again'”.
—- George W. Bush
Not this time, Sacklers.
big pharma: give us that formula for free so that we can modify it to make it addictive while charging people $99999999.99 per pill.
*Bayer enters the chat…*
Pretty sure you will be addicted to not being in pain anymore. I’d give anything to take away my chronic pain.
Fewer peaks and valleys…
Would death be considered a dangerous side effect?
Like Vicodin was supposed to be?
> without **known** side effects
If we’ve learned anything about opioids over the last 100 years (which, clearly we haven’t) it’s that a new opioid that seems safe is likely to have new patterns of abuse that we discover later.
I’ve seen this documentary. Lots of ghosts and didn’t end well for anyone :/
Can you still get high with it?
Fuuuuck you!
Let me guess, “Soma”.
So, without the fun?
So it’s an addictive opioid that you can’t overdose on? What could go wrong?
“The animals did self-administer DFNZ, showing that it has some rewarding effects.
However, when DFNZ was replaced with saline, the animals quickly stopped seeking it. This rapid change differs from what is seen with drugs such as heroin, morphine, and fentanyl, where animals often continue drug seeking even after the drug is no longer available.”
YIKES. Or maybe Morphine/Heroin/etc, tastes similar to salt for rats, but DFNZ tastes noticeably different? Could there be other “lurking” variables why rats stop pressing the button? Is this how they are concluding that it won’t be habit-forming???
Fool me once. I don’t have another 15 years to be a heroin addict again.
Like Perdue said oxy was, though deliberately misleading charts and out right lies.
Kratom needs some crazy high doses or mixing with other drugs to cause respiratory depression, its pain relief is quick and easy to build up with regular use. There is virtually no addiction in terms of seeking behavior, but damn the withdraws suuuuck.
Can’t wait for this to be bought and buried by big pharma
We have heard this before. It didn’t end well.
I am sure we have all heard that before. I hope there is more work put into this before they bring it it to market.
No fucking way that’s true.
CIA be like 👀
Been around, they don’t like it when we don’t want more.
Awful comments. Stay in your lane guys, you aren’t experts in every topic.
“Opioid” without side effects. Doubt.
There is no such thing in life, will never happen lol
Sure what member of the Sackler family paid off the NIH scientist.
Let me guess… they are calling it Hapna…
Good to know there are still a few working.
Finally some good news
So a placebo? Like tramadol?
I think we’ve been here before.