26 Comments

  1. The point of the story is that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time

  2. Captainxpunch on

    Glad to see that the craziness of the actual news hasn’t put the onion out of business.

  3. You know human stupidity has reached news levels to the point when even “The Onion” article feels real

  4. Very_Human_42069 on

    30 minute old post linking The Onion and already nearly 4k upvotes

    What is this website lmfao

  5. ThievedYourMind on

    Has the onion started reporting real news? Or has real news started reporting like the onion?

  6. the Onion has somehow become the most reliable source of news by just writing things that sound too absurd to be real but then are immediately outdone by actual reality

  7. god damn it. I ate the onion… I thought that the guy was just maybe the funniest person to ever live…

  8. I got so mad when I realized it was the onion bc that would’ve been so supremely based of the guy to say