“I worship a new Orange God now.”

Posted by Captain-Dak-Sparrow

46 Comments

  1. then by all definitions, Gina Milan (whoever the fuck that is) is not Catholic.

    you just can’t be a catholic while saying you don’t support the direct catholic representative of God on earth….

    edit: just need to know if this is an actual human being, or one of many made up profiles online that have been chirping all the MAGA shit, like all those fake girls from “texas” that got their locations exposed by X last year

  2. Eiffel-Tower777 on

    Trump is too busy covering up the Trump-Epstein Files and paying off porn stars for all that religion stuff

  3. Sooooo, the Pope doesn’t represent the [checks notes] Catholic Church. Hmmm. How about that!

  4. Irish_Whiskey on

    Feels like this is the start of a separation between what MAGA Americans have been pretending to call Christianity, and Christianity.

    They’ve been doing word for word the opposite of everything Jesus said for long time now. All that stuff about welcome immigrants, love and forgive instead of hate, you can’t be rich and go to heaven, turn the other cheek and don’t make war, separate church and state, pray in private and be humble rather than showing off faith, etc.

  5. Lol, a catholic saying that the Pope doesn’t represent the Catholic Church.

    She’s not a very good Catholic, or at least not a smart one.

  6. atTheRiver200 on

    the MAGA delusions run deep. On the other hand, I have a few never-miss-weekly-mass friends and they all like the new pope. They understand the catholic church needs to change with the times to remain viable. I was happy to hear this.

  7. Trump and the US Catholic Church are both awful, in fact they are two sides of the same pedophiliac coin.

    But this Pope is one of the few people on the planet that speaks out against the cult of Mango Mussolini.

  8. When you want to go to Hell and don’t want to wait in line when you get there…

  9. You aren’t a real Catholic if you don’t support the pope. You’re an evangelical at this point.

  10. Gina, hate to break the news to you but you ain’t Catholic. But please let your priest know that you are a schismist.

  11. We are building a religion
    We are making a brand
    We’re the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
    Take a bite of this apple, Mr. Corporate Events
    Take a walk through the jungle of cardboard shanties and tents
    Some people drink Pepsi, some people drink Coke
    The wacky morning DJ says democracy’s a joke

    – cake

  12. Far-Stomach-6610 on

    I can’t believe what’s going on in the United States right now. Trump is their god.

  13. It’s sad that the MAGA Christians can’t draw a parallel to what the Israelites did while Moses was off talking to God as an example—it’s right there in the Old Testament.

  14. beardofzetterberg on

    You can be for or against the pope, but he certainly does represent the Catholic Church.

  15. The president literally posts a picture of himself as Jesus, essentially fufilling one of the last tenets of the Antichrist only to have these jagoffs say they don’t support the Pope.

  16. Capt_Gingerbeard on

    So you’re not a Catholic. You’re a schismatic. A huge part of Catholicism is submission to the papacy. 

  17. EatYourCheckers on

    What did the pope say? He said don’t do violence and war, do peaceful talks. How can anyone anywhere be against that?

    If you are offended by that, you’re admitting you are a warmonger

  18. That was a really drawn out way of saying “I’m not Catholic”.

    If these “Catholics” really feel this way about the Pope, why dont they show a little backbone and change denominations.

  19. SuretyBringsRuin on

    These assclowns all need to be reminded that Excommunication is still a thing.

  20. Terrible-Carpet7132 on

    These people know no bounds

    They’re “NoT In A CuLt” but are literally and actively obfuscating the lines between church and state

  21. Hate to break it to you but yeah he kind of does represent the Catholic Church.

    The Pope is head of state for the Holy See and head of the Catholic Church.

  22. turningsteel on

    Imagine claiming to be a Catholic and saying the Pope isn’t representative of the church but a pedophile felon is. What are we doing here folks?