found this in a german village, guess it is a joke
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Posted by dangfinki
found this in a german village, guess it is a joke
https://i.redd.it/hq96kxcbvgwg1.jpeg
Posted by dangfinki
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It is not a joke. The Gänse are in prime season and will strike where it’s hot
Does that mean geese only attack person with curvy body?
As long as you wear clothes you should be fine, the geese are just horny
Rule №1 with birds: the longer the neck, the more evil they are
It’s no joke, geese are assholes😭 I was walking with a 6ft tall friend and we were both chased off by a group of geese. I even saw one terrorizing a mom with a stroller.
not a joke. nude bathing (lake swimming) very very common in germany. they’re warning would be bathers that there are geese and the geese are mean.
Try an image search of “inside a goose’s beak”, and you can see why it’s not a joke.
Ah yes, it’s a common sign around here to warn about the horny canadian air force immigrants
Go there and see if it was a joke. Don’t forget to record a video of your reaction.
You’d better hope it’s just regular goose violence and not Zeus up to his usual tricks
My German mother in law had Max, a large duck who had imprinted on her and would chase you like this, and bit at your shins. I would carry a stick when walking in toward the kitchen just to hold max at a safe distance. Max would try to have sex with her shoes if she left the. outside the door. He outlived Oma by a couple years and it was also a sad day when Max passed.
It’s not an official road sign, but it is — as others have said — a serious warning. Geese are very territorial and can really hurt a human, so much so that guard geese are an actual thing: they’re cheaper than dogs, instinctively protect chickens and ducks as well as the humans they have bonded with, and you get bonus eggs.
somebody didn’t play the untitled goose games.
Geese are assholes. THEY WILL BITE.
A joke?
Have you met Geese before? They are, like, 33% rage, 33% hatred, 33% feathers and 1% good, old-fashioned war crimes. While this isn’t an official road sign, You would do good to heed this warning…
That goose needs to be taken to horny jail!!!
Not a joke.
Goose season warning.
I don’t get the joke part. The local geese population will simply attack any naked lady that has only a single arm.
my sister works with horses and recently a goose bolted directly at the horse and started to bite the horses, letting two horses loose (she was able to hold onto the one she was holding), and when they came back it even PRETENDED to sleep so that once they come buy, it could fly DIRECTLY at the horse again
You have clearly never seen a goose,they are the ones that are the most likely to evolve back to the dinosaurs,they are very territorial and violent if you brake into their territory. Fun fact the romans held geese as guards for the walls because they scream when a outsider enter and attack violently.
I guess you never been around a goose.. ALL types of goose will fuck you up
I actually got bitten by a goose when I was a toddler.
But also locally important.
We don’t joke in this country
It’s a joke as long as you don’t find yourself in the situation that figure is in 😅
Thats real😂
It’s not a joke, German male geese love female butts!! Summer is hunting season for them! They become crazy.
It’s called „geese buttrage“.
It’s not even 9 AM and I’m already learning stuff. Ah good ol’ Reddit 😁