There’s no disorder in Keystone’s drinking, it’s a tightly managed daily schedule.
WeeoWeeoWeeeee on
I looked up these tests. He’s just going to lie and pass.
Helorugger on
Doesn’t this test rely on honest answers?
bindersfull-ofwomen on
>In a letter to Patel on Tuesday, Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee, led by Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md.), said he should take the Alcohol Use Disorders Identification Test, a short questionnaire used to screen for harmful or hazardous alcohol use.
He’d just lie. What’s the point?
What do you do after that?
not_a_throw4w4y on
Does the test involve red cups and ping pong balls?
McFlyyouBojo on
I love how he always looks like he prepared by studying the absolute wrong materials and he just found out.
Mydemonswon on
I’ve been sober for 32 months and these test are super easy to pass. He has to be in a place to want help to engage in good faith. Outside of that the guy is actively drinking too much and the signs are obvious.
FitWrap1959 on
He doesn’t need to be an alcoholic for his long-term alcohol consumption to show up on a blood test that pertains to liver function.
Original_Bicycle5696 on
This is gonna put a snag in his defense against The Atlantic’s claims of alcoholism. Love it.
VixxenFoxx on
“How often do you have 6 or more drinks on one occasion?”
Dude circles “zero” with his crayon and says “see?! Told ya”
falsekoala on
He won’t.
BaconISgoodSOGOOD on
Got the Commander in Chief taking quarterly(?)/semi-annually(?) cognitive tests, and now the Director of the FBI being subject to an alcohol disorder screen.
What’s next..Secretary of Defense alcohol/substance use disorder screens?
wytewydow on
how about we put chemical monitors in the waste sewers, and we’ll just see how fucked up the administrative class really are.
markodgtouch on
Him and Petey von war crimes
MrLurid on
“I can order my alcohol any way I want!” -Patel.
ranting_chef on
Didn’t know there was even a test like this. Maybe everyone in an appointed position should take this test.
SaulTNNutz on
Can’t he just lie on that?
KindToSpiteTheCruel on
My mother who got arrested for drunk driving four times in three years can pass this test. We need something better.
NotBestButPrettyGood on
I don’t understand, the man is on camera several times downing beers like a fraternity president
Emmatornado on
Does anyone think Patel will do anything that might jeopardize his position? He and whisky Pete will never take any tests or admit any wrongdoing unless they are forced to. The liquor cabinet is ride or die here.
polarparadoxical on
Reporters and Congress members should show up at press conferences with breathalyzers and then ask him to blow.
Rynowash on
Here’s a test he can’t pass- I’ve done one. Give him a liver biopsy. Takes like 30 mins. Liver don’t lie.
ToNoMoCo on
>KA$H: I can order alcohol with the best of them
XTurbine on
This is like putting Pam bondi on a lie detector.
BeltFragrant3259 on
His guards already had to order a battering ram. I think we’re past needing an alcohol disorder test.
SlowCrates on
Hahaha I love it. That’s got to burn like hell.
Minimum-Dare301 on
This could be a miscalculation by democrats because it’s easy to pass the test and then he will use that passing as “proof” to MAGA that he doesn’t have a problem.
lingeringneutrophil on
Another test he’s not gonna pass…?
-This-Whomps- on
He looks like the parrot on a rum label.
Fit-Let8175 on
Considering his position, that is a reasonable request.
Murderface__ on
There are blood tests, though.
lurker71 on
Guys. Come on. Ughhh
I am so annoyed at the dems in charge rn. What will that change? A breathalyzer on the job might prove something but that won’t happen either. Put your energy somewhere more effective!
LordVeshnakar on
Give him a PETH test
GallowBarb on
Give him the test, then breathalyzer him afterwards.
ShmoopyOne on
2 drinks a week is now the standard normal amount one should consume maximum. Alcohol is a poison. It’s fun, sometimes, sometimes not, but the standards of 10 -14 for a man and 6-8 for a woman (something like that) has changed to 2. That’s it. Two.
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There’s no disorder in Keystone’s drinking, it’s a tightly managed daily schedule.
I looked up these tests. He’s just going to lie and pass.
Doesn’t this test rely on honest answers?
>In a letter to Patel on Tuesday, Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee, led by Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md.), said he should take the Alcohol Use Disorders Identification Test, a short questionnaire used to screen for harmful or hazardous alcohol use.
He’d just lie. What’s the point?
What do you do after that?
Does the test involve red cups and ping pong balls?
I love how he always looks like he prepared by studying the absolute wrong materials and he just found out.
I’ve been sober for 32 months and these test are super easy to pass. He has to be in a place to want help to engage in good faith. Outside of that the guy is actively drinking too much and the signs are obvious.
He doesn’t need to be an alcoholic for his long-term alcohol consumption to show up on a blood test that pertains to liver function.
This is gonna put a snag in his defense against The Atlantic’s claims of alcoholism. Love it.
“How often do you have 6 or more drinks on one occasion?”
Dude circles “zero” with his crayon and says “see?! Told ya”
He won’t.
Got the Commander in Chief taking quarterly(?)/semi-annually(?) cognitive tests, and now the Director of the FBI being subject to an alcohol disorder screen.
What’s next..Secretary of Defense alcohol/substance use disorder screens?
how about we put chemical monitors in the waste sewers, and we’ll just see how fucked up the administrative class really are.
Him and Petey von war crimes
“I can order my alcohol any way I want!” -Patel.
Didn’t know there was even a test like this. Maybe everyone in an appointed position should take this test.
Can’t he just lie on that?
My mother who got arrested for drunk driving four times in three years can pass this test. We need something better.
I don’t understand, the man is on camera several times downing beers like a fraternity president
Does anyone think Patel will do anything that might jeopardize his position? He and whisky Pete will never take any tests or admit any wrongdoing unless they are forced to. The liquor cabinet is ride or die here.
Reporters and Congress members should show up at press conferences with breathalyzers and then ask him to blow.
Here’s a test he can’t pass- I’ve done one. Give him a liver biopsy. Takes like 30 mins. Liver don’t lie.
>KA$H: I can order alcohol with the best of them
This is like putting Pam bondi on a lie detector.
His guards already had to order a battering ram. I think we’re past needing an alcohol disorder test.
Hahaha I love it. That’s got to burn like hell.
This could be a miscalculation by democrats because it’s easy to pass the test and then he will use that passing as “proof” to MAGA that he doesn’t have a problem.
Another test he’s not gonna pass…?
He looks like the parrot on a rum label.
Considering his position, that is a reasonable request.
There are blood tests, though.
Guys. Come on. Ughhh
I am so annoyed at the dems in charge rn. What will that change? A breathalyzer on the job might prove something but that won’t happen either. Put your energy somewhere more effective!
Give him a PETH test
Give him the test, then breathalyzer him afterwards.
2 drinks a week is now the standard normal amount one should consume maximum. Alcohol is a poison. It’s fun, sometimes, sometimes not, but the standards of 10 -14 for a man and 6-8 for a woman (something like that) has changed to 2. That’s it. Two.
Hegseth too?
Please?