There must be video of him fucking kids. Congrats GOP you fucking diddling monsters
YoureProbablyAB0t on
They’re so bad that everyone thought it would be done to let this fucking idiot cosplay as Hitler.
double297 on
I bet Greenland is happy as fuck.
It’s like the USA is like that drunk guy at the bar that starts to hit on a girl (Greenland) that isn’t interested so she goes to the bathroom to get away and when she comes out, he’s hitting on a plant and she gets to slip out the door.
Sybertron on
Ya know what, sure, whatever, at least then we can have earnest discussions of DC and Puerto rico statehood
bugsyramone on
Guys, it’s the Isreali way! Claim something is yours, then send in your colonists to kick the people who live there out!
Though, to be fair, they may have learned it from us and our treatment of Native tribes…
Trying to get rid of all the Latinos while simultaneously trying to make a Latino country a state is diabolical.
Sanjuro7880 on
It would guarantee republicans never won reelection again.
ShiroHachiRoku on
Trump’s skeletons would make Jimmy Savile’s look like mid afternoon tea.
CLArgonaut on
Why does it look like his sad penis?
GISP on
But but… He dosnt want any of its current citizens…
madlucas2026 on
Can you imagine Venezuela getting statehood before Puerto Rico??
2misterick on
Area 51 checks out.
bass248 on
Well when Venezuelans move to America and become American citizens they mostly vote Republican
Fr05t_B1t on
Is the r-t——d word allowed on this sub? Cause this is the most r timeline we live in.
CheatsySnoops on
It definitely must involve cannibalism, eugenics (Maybe even why the diseases got as bad as they have), and probably even plots to create a new world empire where the poor are turned into livestock for consumption and raping.
IamnotaCST on
Wait, I thought Canada was the 51st and Greenland was going to be a territory like Guam or Costa Rica.
thinkB4WeSpeak on
Not like the justice system or congress is doing anything about it anyway
Spiel_Foss on
The funny part of all this, the Leader of the New Racist Party is joking about making 28 million people who don’t look like Tucker Carlson automatically citizens. Colombians could sneak into the USA from their own border. ICE would have to have an 18yo draft or 500k suckers just to staff one new state.
This could be the plot of a hilarious movie.
speedneeds84 on
Trump 101: there is no idea so stupid that it can’t distract from your other stupid ideas.
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Donald’s idea of foreign policy:

There must be video of him fucking kids. Congrats GOP you fucking diddling monsters
They’re so bad that everyone thought it would be done to let this fucking idiot cosplay as Hitler.
I bet Greenland is happy as fuck.
It’s like the USA is like that drunk guy at the bar that starts to hit on a girl (Greenland) that isn’t interested so she goes to the bathroom to get away and when she comes out, he’s hitting on a plant and she gets to slip out the door.
Ya know what, sure, whatever, at least then we can have earnest discussions of DC and Puerto rico statehood
Guys, it’s the Isreali way! Claim something is yours, then send in your colonists to kick the people who live there out!
Though, to be fair, they may have learned it from us and our treatment of Native tribes…
https://preview.redd.it/4kq9ruc1rt0h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=180264950b787d0952c876a0d703e72783d95600
Ikr? How bad ARE those files?
Tren de Aruagua to become the Aruagua train!
No, in Puerto Rico ICE kidnaps people who are too dark, calling them Dominicans.
What country does he think that is?
Gonna take a big wall
He’ll call it Trumpsylvania
https://preview.redd.it/tss4bee4yt0h1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebd17825764bab7fe863c268b540f23178780433
Trying to get rid of all the Latinos while simultaneously trying to make a Latino country a state is diabolical.
It would guarantee republicans never won reelection again.
Trump’s skeletons would make Jimmy Savile’s look like mid afternoon tea.
Why does it look like his sad penis?
But but… He dosnt want any of its current citizens…
Can you imagine Venezuela getting statehood before Puerto Rico??
Area 51 checks out.
Well when Venezuelans move to America and become American citizens they mostly vote Republican
Is the r-t——d word allowed on this sub? Cause this is the most r timeline we live in.
It definitely must involve cannibalism, eugenics (Maybe even why the diseases got as bad as they have), and probably even plots to create a new world empire where the poor are turned into livestock for consumption and raping.
Wait, I thought Canada was the 51st and Greenland was going to be a territory like Guam or Costa Rica.
Not like the justice system or congress is doing anything about it anyway
The funny part of all this, the Leader of the New Racist Party is joking about making 28 million people who don’t look like Tucker Carlson automatically citizens. Colombians could sneak into the USA from their own border. ICE would have to have an 18yo draft or 500k suckers just to staff one new state.
This could be the plot of a hilarious movie.
Trump 101: there is no idea so stupid that it can’t distract from your other stupid ideas.
Send them back to their country!