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    1. squintyshrew9 on

      There must be video of him fucking kids. Congrats GOP you fucking diddling monsters

    2. YoureProbablyAB0t on

      They’re so bad that everyone thought it would be done to let this fucking idiot cosplay as Hitler.

    3. I bet Greenland is happy as fuck.

      It’s like the USA is like that drunk guy at the bar that starts to hit on a girl (Greenland) that isn’t interested so she goes to the bathroom to get away and when she comes out, he’s hitting on a plant and she gets to slip out the door.

    4. Ya know what, sure, whatever,  at least then we can have earnest discussions of DC and Puerto rico statehood 

    5. bugsyramone on

      Guys, it’s the Isreali way! Claim something is yours, then send in your colonists to kick the people who live there out!

      Though, to be fair, they may have learned it from us and our treatment of Native tribes…

    6. No, in Puerto Rico ICE kidnaps people who are too dark, calling them Dominicans.

    7. Trying to get rid of all the Latinos while simultaneously trying to make a Latino country a state is diabolical.

    8. ShiroHachiRoku on

      Trump’s skeletons would make Jimmy Savile’s look like mid afternoon tea.

    9. Well when Venezuelans move to America and become American citizens they mostly vote Republican

    10. Is the r-t——d word allowed on this sub? Cause this is the most r timeline we live in.

    11. CheatsySnoops on

      It definitely must involve cannibalism, eugenics (Maybe even why the diseases got as bad as they have), and probably even plots to create a new world empire where the poor are turned into livestock for consumption and raping.

    12. Wait, I thought Canada was the 51st and Greenland was going to be a territory like Guam or Costa Rica.

    13. thinkB4WeSpeak on

      Not like the justice system or congress is doing anything about it anyway

    14. The funny part of all this, the Leader of the New Racist Party is joking about making 28 million people who don’t look like Tucker Carlson automatically citizens. Colombians could sneak into the USA from their own border. ICE would have to have an 18yo draft or 500k suckers just to staff one new state.

      This could be the plot of a hilarious movie.

    15. speedneeds84 on

      Trump 101: there is no idea so stupid that it can’t distract from your other stupid ideas.