Can’t drink on the job if you schedule your job around your drinking!
SeminoleDVM on
He should be done soon. Noem didn’t last long after falling apart publicly in a committee meeting.
CarltonCatalina on
He’s drinking himself cross-eyed.
Gooser3000 on
Damn the republicans are like magicians the way they hide how fucked up they all are and point the finger at Dems with wild accusations. Republicans are literally everything they accuse Dems of.
Spottswoodeforgod on
I can’t believe the incompetence of the man. Rescheduling meetings? Why on earth can he not just drink during the meetings like a functional alcoholic?
theguy1336 on
The whole administration is just a cesspool of doddering oldfolk and degenerates
Gardimus on
Every single person advising Trump knew he would hire this worm, and everyone of them told him not to.
Sunghanthaek on
Seems like mood swings, often symptomatic of…. Alcohol addiction
tigerseye44 on
Damn I thought putting a podcaster in charge of the FBI was gonna work out great.
LingonberryHot8521 on
Does he like beer, too?
citizsnips on
We don’t have a presidential cabinet; we have a liquor cabinet.
1stMammaltowearpants on
The FBI director is a 100% full-time job with no days off and no hours off. Sorry, Lu$h Patel, you can’t just be wasted all day and run the department. (Which is exactly why he was appointed to the position.)
Lemp_Triscuit11 on
I used to be in this boat too. I’m an alcoholic lol
GeorgeKaplanIsReal on
Whisky Pete and now whisky Patel.
What a shitshow
aresef on
He says made him so angry he couldn’t see straight. Or walk straight.
AsbestosDude on
Guilty people defend and get upset, they argue.
Innocent people might be offended but they’ll laugh off your question because its an obvious no and not worth discussing.
boston_homo on
In addition to being criminals this administration does very poorly with emotional regulation
MinimumApricot365 on
Note that Patel is talking about Kilmar Abbrego Garcia, thats the “convicted gangbanger rapist in el salvadore” Patel is talking about.
An innocent man who has been harrassed by the DHS since the start of the term.
admin_bait14 on
Kra$h Patel’s daily meeting itinerary:
11:00am – R. Woodford
1:00pm – J. Walker
2:30pm – B. Light
2:40pm – B. Light
2:45pm – P. Bismol
3:30pm – R. Woodford
6:00pm – R. Woodford, J. Walker, B. Light, J. Daniels, P. Bismol 🤮
arazamatazguy on
His posture is like someone in an intervention.
MoonPieKitty on
It will be a glorious day when the House of Trump comes tumbling down.
Holiday-Age6347 on
it’s these childish outbursts that convinces me that everything that they are accusing him of is 100% true.
CarefulRound7026 on
dude needs to switch to sparkling water like the rest of us
goddamn_leeteracola on
I am woefully underqualified to be the FBI Director from an experience or merit perspective. However, as a white collar worker who shows up on time and doesn’t drink on the job, I am 100 times more qualified than Kash Patel
Heliosvector on
You mean the guy that orders custom labels on bottles of hard liquor for his job has an alcohol problem?! shocked! shocked I am!
rsm2000 on
Keep it up. Stress is killing all of these clowns because they’ve finally failed up too high.
Wild_Read9062 on
It’s funny, he thinks he’s defending himself when really, it just makes him look small, sad, and pathetic.
somewhat_random on
He sounded drunk to me during this exchange.
apenature on
Flies off the handle could be a literal euphemism for drinking, e.g. a handle of whisky.
jertheman43 on
His reaction told us all that everything alleged is absolutely true.
Illustrious-Fun8324 on
Oh no, is Ka$h going to get *so* mad?
BurnerProfile69420 on
These mofos thought the movie *Flight* was an instruction manual.
Odd_Collection7431 on
methinks the little fella doth protest too drunk
Lacroix24601 on
That’s a page out of every alcoholic’s playbook. Change topics, blame everyone else bc they’re all wrong and you’re just a victim. Sounds the same as my alcoholic dad. Get a new song!!
SimpleTomatillo1166 on
I mean, they got equipment once to break open his door because he didn’t respond to banging on the door.
You seriously can’t make this sh** up. He’s head of FBI for crying out loud.
BTW, its got to be drugs as well. My guess is cocaine. And then sleeping pills to wind down. Otherwise they could have woken him up, imo.
less_Doomscrolling on
I’m starting to think this guy has a drinking problem
MissMandaRegrets on
Why are men so emotional? He needs a better hormone therapy.
the_blastomatic on
What a huge surprise! A fail-son inheritance cowboy whose only job has been alcoholic podcaster can’t do a real job. This entire administration is proof positive that having money in no way demonstrates that you are in any way capable of leading, much less following.
lookatthesunguys on
Alright, so the crux of the story is that, after Senator Chris Van Hollen asked Patel about the things described in the title, he responded:
>“Unlike baseless reports—the only person that was slinging margaritas in El Salvador on the taxpayer dollar with a convicted gangbanging rapist was you. The only person that ran up a several thousand–dollar bar tab in Washington, D.C. … was you,” Patel said, referring to when Van Hollen visited Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a Maryland constituent who was mistakenly deported to El Salvador’s mega-prison by the Trump administration last year, to advocate for his release.
Look, I’m not trying to diminish how bad it is that we have an alcoholic, who is not even in recovery, in charge of the FBI. That’s obviously really really bad.
But this testimony from Patel unequivocally demonstrates that he doesn’t care about the law. Allegations related to Abrego Garcia indicate that he likely wasn’t a good person. But hes not a convicted criminal in any sense and he’s definitely not a convicted rapist. I don’t think there’s even an allegation that he committed rape.
Let me re-summarize: Patel plausibly committed defamation at a hearing about his allegations that someone else was defaming him.
There’s no need to prove that he legitimately is an alcoholic during work hours. I’m sure it’s true, but there’s no need. The man in charge of law enforcement clearly and inarguably violated the law during a hearing. He should lose his job. End of discussion.
Flashy_Month_5423 on
You can tell by the way Van Hollen was asking these questions before Patel blew up that he was walking him into perjury.Â
He knows something we don’t. I don’t think he’s taking these at face value just because they were in the Atlantic, as good as that magazine is getting the facts right.
No-Cup-8096 on
Patel and Hegseth are the most incompetent drunks could find.
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What a sad pathetic little man.
He mastered the Rafael Palmeiro pointing.
He’s definitely lying đź’€
“Flies off the HANDLE”….haha
He sure is on the defense to be so innocent.
Can’t drink on the job if you schedule your job around your drinking!
He should be done soon. Noem didn’t last long after falling apart publicly in a committee meeting.
He’s drinking himself cross-eyed.
Damn the republicans are like magicians the way they hide how fucked up they all are and point the finger at Dems with wild accusations. Republicans are literally everything they accuse Dems of.
I can’t believe the incompetence of the man. Rescheduling meetings? Why on earth can he not just drink during the meetings like a functional alcoholic?
The whole administration is just a cesspool of doddering oldfolk and degenerates
Every single person advising Trump knew he would hire this worm, and everyone of them told him not to.
Seems like mood swings, often symptomatic of…. Alcohol addiction
Damn I thought putting a podcaster in charge of the FBI was gonna work out great.
Does he like beer, too?
We don’t have a presidential cabinet; we have a liquor cabinet.
The FBI director is a 100% full-time job with no days off and no hours off. Sorry, Lu$h Patel, you can’t just be wasted all day and run the department. (Which is exactly why he was appointed to the position.)
I used to be in this boat too. I’m an alcoholic lol
Whisky Pete and now whisky Patel.
What a shitshow
He says made him so angry he couldn’t see straight. Or walk straight.
Guilty people defend and get upset, they argue.
Innocent people might be offended but they’ll laugh off your question because its an obvious no and not worth discussing.
In addition to being criminals this administration does very poorly with emotional regulation
Note that Patel is talking about Kilmar Abbrego Garcia, thats the “convicted gangbanger rapist in el salvadore” Patel is talking about.
An innocent man who has been harrassed by the DHS since the start of the term.
Kra$h Patel’s daily meeting itinerary:
11:00am – R. Woodford
1:00pm – J. Walker
2:30pm – B. Light
2:40pm – B. Light
2:45pm – P. Bismol
3:30pm – R. Woodford
6:00pm – R. Woodford, J. Walker, B. Light, J. Daniels, P. Bismol 🤮
His posture is like someone in an intervention.
It will be a glorious day when the House of Trump comes tumbling down.
it’s these childish outbursts that convinces me that everything that they are accusing him of is 100% true.
dude needs to switch to sparkling water like the rest of us
I am woefully underqualified to be the FBI Director from an experience or merit perspective. However, as a white collar worker who shows up on time and doesn’t drink on the job, I am 100 times more qualified than Kash Patel
You mean the guy that orders custom labels on bottles of hard liquor for his job has an alcohol problem?! shocked! shocked I am!
Keep it up. Stress is killing all of these clowns because they’ve finally failed up too high.
It’s funny, he thinks he’s defending himself when really, it just makes him look small, sad, and pathetic.
He sounded drunk to me during this exchange.
Flies off the handle could be a literal euphemism for drinking, e.g. a handle of whisky.
His reaction told us all that everything alleged is absolutely true.
Oh no, is Ka$h going to get *so* mad?
These mofos thought the movie *Flight* was an instruction manual.
methinks the little fella doth protest too drunk
That’s a page out of every alcoholic’s playbook. Change topics, blame everyone else bc they’re all wrong and you’re just a victim. Sounds the same as my alcoholic dad. Get a new song!!
I mean, they got equipment once to break open his door because he didn’t respond to banging on the door.
You seriously can’t make this sh** up. He’s head of FBI for crying out loud.
BTW, its got to be drugs as well. My guess is cocaine. And then sleeping pills to wind down. Otherwise they could have woken him up, imo.
I’m starting to think this guy has a drinking problem
Why are men so emotional? He needs a better hormone therapy.
What a huge surprise! A fail-son inheritance cowboy whose only job has been alcoholic podcaster can’t do a real job. This entire administration is proof positive that having money in no way demonstrates that you are in any way capable of leading, much less following.
Alright, so the crux of the story is that, after Senator Chris Van Hollen asked Patel about the things described in the title, he responded:
>“Unlike baseless reports—the only person that was slinging margaritas in El Salvador on the taxpayer dollar with a convicted gangbanging rapist was you. The only person that ran up a several thousand–dollar bar tab in Washington, D.C. … was you,” Patel said, referring to when Van Hollen visited Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a Maryland constituent who was mistakenly deported to El Salvador’s mega-prison by the Trump administration last year, to advocate for his release.
Look, I’m not trying to diminish how bad it is that we have an alcoholic, who is not even in recovery, in charge of the FBI. That’s obviously really really bad.
But this testimony from Patel unequivocally demonstrates that he doesn’t care about the law. Allegations related to Abrego Garcia indicate that he likely wasn’t a good person. But hes not a convicted criminal in any sense and he’s definitely not a convicted rapist. I don’t think there’s even an allegation that he committed rape.
Let me re-summarize: Patel plausibly committed defamation at a hearing about his allegations that someone else was defaming him.
There’s no need to prove that he legitimately is an alcoholic during work hours. I’m sure it’s true, but there’s no need. The man in charge of law enforcement clearly and inarguably violated the law during a hearing. He should lose his job. End of discussion.
You can tell by the way Van Hollen was asking these questions before Patel blew up that he was walking him into perjury.Â
He knows something we don’t. I don’t think he’s taking these at face value just because they were in the Atlantic, as good as that magazine is getting the facts right.
Patel and Hegseth are the most incompetent drunks could find.