Iran discussing bounty for Trump and Netanyahu

    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/05/18/iran-parliament-bounty-trump-netanyahu-war-assassination/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_reddit_bounty-trump-netanyahu-war-assassination/&accesscontrol=facebookchannel_open

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    1. silentbargain on

      I would pay my life savings for them to be exiled to pluto. Does that count?

    2. HopiumInhaler on

      I invite Bank Of America to place a bounty to catch me alive. We’ll split it 50-50

    3. Counterpoint-4 on

      So you do it, claim it then wait for Israel or US to return the favour? Israel seems to know all that happens in Iran. Maybe a 70 year old unafraid of torture?

    4. Agent_Krasnov on

      Iran’s Parliament has reportedly put a HUGE bounty on me and Netanyahu. Fifty MILLION Euros! Frankly, I’m a little disappointed. After inflation, legal bills, and Truth Social maintenance costs, I thought I’d be worth at least 100 MILLION.

      People are saying it’s the biggest bounty ever for a former President, many smart people are saying it. Very flattering, honestly. Obama got Netflix deals, I get international assassination incentives. Sad!

      The Fake News will spin this negatively, but nobody puts a bounty on a guy unless he’s doing something right. Total honor. Might frame the article.

      MAGA 🇺🇸🇺🇸

    5. the6thReplicant on

      The last thing I want is any of them to become martyrs.

      I want them to have long, painful lives where they have to watch their legacy become synonymous with corruption and evil as they’re doing their dialysis.

    6. Propagation931 on

      So jokes aside, countries on all sides have put bounties on enemy leaders right or major figures right? Like Iran has a bounty on Trump and Netanyahu as per article and US and Israel has a bounty on the Iran leader. Etc etc. Has any1 been able to actually claim such a bounty historically? Like Bin Laden has a bounty, but I believe the Seals that killed Bin Laden didnt get paid the bounty right ?

    7. strawberry_semenade on

      Huh I wonder what the Ayatollah thinks about this. Oh right, nothing, because Israel already killed him and maimed his son. Lol.

    8. 1 million Iranian Rials! Which is all they can afford to give right now, and also, is a bit less than 1 USD.

      Edit: sorry, not *a bit* less, it’s 76 cents.

    9. ventingandcrying on

      The parliament actually voting to put a bounty on another world leader’s head is insane. It’s one thing for just some guy to say it but getting the government to officially declare it is a whole other step forward

    10. JiveChicken00 on

      When you kill somebody’s head of state, you can’t really be surprised if they want to kill yours.

    11. I just read the news that said cuba is getting 300 of them drones. Cuba sits conveniently close to trump’s properties.

      The pic above, he really doesnt know he looks too orange, does he?

    12. Half of Israel would like to cash in on Netanyahu. If he gets voted out of office in the coming elections, is the bounty still fair play?

    13. Gustavoconte on

      Announce the bounty and watch another top layer of IRGC leadership get annihilated.

    14. Laughing_Zero on

      Trump will have to make the Ballroom larger, for an indoor bullet-proof golf course.