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    Trump’s Too Busy for Don Jr.’s Wedding—But Not Too Busy for Golf

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    2. Ontheragnarock on

      I wonder if Don Jr. ever regrets letting his mother be put to rest like an old cat nobody really liked.

    4. Dazzling-Jaguar-4674 on

      This shouldn’t be a surprise.

      He lacks parental empathy. Back in ’05, in an interview, he stated that he “did not do much to take care of his children”.

    5. Colonel-Mooseknuckle on

      Donald Trump Golfing Statistics:

      First Term

      * 293 days spent golfing out of 1,461 days in office
      * 20.1% of presidency spent golfing
      * Estimated cost to taxpayers: $151.5 million

      Second Term

      * 111 days spent golfing out of 488 days in office
      * 22.7% of presidency spent golfing
      * Estimated cost to taxpayers: $155.4 million

    8. DisastrousCicada3802 on

      The world may never know a more perfect example of narcissism. Instead of just saying “Yeah, he’s my son. I will be at the wedding.” He proceeds to talk about how it will affect his numbers.

    10. Catspaw129 on

      Umm. If Jr. got married on the 18th green maybe there would not be a problem?

    15. V_T_H on

      Remember when Don Jr left his wife for Kimberly Gargoyle and they got engaged, and they kept trotting her out in public and slowly realized how deranged she comes off so they stopped, and then Don got bored of her and started cheating on her with a younger model, and then to just sorta make her go away they shipped her off to a cozy ambassadorship position in Greece? That was fun.

    16. mrgraff on

      He can’t even pretend to be a loving parent for a second, but don’t fool yourself into thinking that [Jr.is](http://Jr.is) upset about this.

    17. popsy13 on

      He was in New York earlier airing his grievances in front of a crowd that have never clearly heard the man speak before, we got the classics, ‘Do you prefer Sleeoy Joe or Crooked Joe?’ How about Crooked Hillary? I have a ‘friend! Who bought the ‘fat jab’ in London for x amount and it costs x amount here (he’s still fat, it’s not working) He aced ‘3!’ Cognitive tests! One during his first term, no-one has ever done that as President before!

      He also opined that ‘there can only be “one star” in the family’ after mentioning Melania’s number one movie, oh! And he *hates* being called Dumb! (A lot of people don’t know it has a B in it!)

      Fucks sake I wish I was joking

    18. Recent_Tap_9467 on

      I thought Republicans said he gave up golfing? Or was it the troll farms that work 24/7 to manipulate them into being Trump’s lackeys? Can be hard to tell at times.

    19. No_Hold_714 on

      Do you think when “The Day” comes (hopefully VERY soon) there will be fireworks around the globe like on New Years?

    20. worldscollice on

      He wasn’t invited. If he was your father, would you invite him to your wedding?

    22. CopiousCool on

      Wow, I thought the memes were just poking fun, util Trumps tweet yesterday suggesting he might not make it where he ended it “I’ve known him a long time” …

      MF it’s your SON! … “I’ve known him a long time” …. Like WTF?!

      Yeah … he was never gonna go and the foreseeable ‘busy golf trip’ cements the hate imo

    23. Willing_Worker9170 on

      After what happened at the WHCD I wonder if he is laying low because they can’t secure the venue location. Just sayin’

    26. CharlesIngalls_Pubes on

      I want to say that he’s comically a peace of shit, but that besmirching the good name of all things referred to as comical.

      He really is just a huge piece of dogshit in a D tier human suit.

    27. Potential-Eggplant44 on

      That is one dark family , they don’t give a shite.
      Black to the core. I’m not the nicest guy, but if a family member dies I cry, if I see a cat get run over I feel. These people are straight up rotten and dark. Damn man

    29. CryptographerNew3609 on

      To be fair he’s pretty consistent. He’d rather spend time golfing than serving as president too.

    30. Any-Reputation3639 on

      And not to busy to continue building shrines to himself and stealing tax payers money. Fuck him!

    31. Lysol3435 on

      I hate to agree with Trump on anything… but I’d skip DJTJ’s wedding for a round of golf too

    32. bailaoban on

      I used to think the myth of Saturn devouring his son was wild nonsense devoid of real human motivation. Now I see.

    35. GunnieGraves on

      Eh, it’s not like it’s his first wedding or anything.

      Personally I can’t think of many worse Hells than having to deal with Kimberly Guilfoyle on a night that’s all about her. That sounds exhausting

    36. Wayofchinchilla on

      Run the clip of Junior going on Fox News and literally saying ” my father my father my father my father my father my father” like he’s getting to talk to the girl of his dreams.

    37. Nik_Tesla on

      I really can’t tell if he genuinely doesn’t want to go, or he’s trying to cover up the fact that his son asked him not to attend because it’s impossible for Trump to *not* be the center of attention. Both seem very possible to me.

    38. chunkerton_chunksley on

      my dad left my wedding reception early to sing karaoke. He voted for trump, these people just suck.

    40. AceSidewinder13 on

      It’s not just golf. He has to leave the White House on the weekend. The White House has eyes, ears, and the Press. He needs to do corruption and makes money at his Saddam Palace in Florida.

    41. lexm on

      I have a genuine question. If his physical and mental health as bad as people claim, how is he still about to swing a club?