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    1. psychoacer on

      If you go to visit Fort Knox and you tell the your guide you’re a Democrat they just let you take as much gold as you want. I brought 2 back packs and had one on my back and another on my front to balance out the weight.

    2. onceinawhile222 on

      Gotta get the gold for White House and Trump statues from somewhere.

    4. Oro_Outcast on

      Don’t worry, the large loading trucks are full of unused office furnishings. /S

    6. grahamulax on

      Hell, our seed vault too probably. Didn’t doge or musk try to get into that as well? Food and money!

    7. Remarkable_Quit_3545 on

      Didn’t he mention at one point that he wanted to get rid of all the gold and put it into crypto? Much easier for him to steal it that way.

    10. 13thmurder on

      It’s going to be “lost” and no one will know where it went, and Mar-a-Lago will have a new but unrelated gilded driveway.

    12. mannypraz on

      They only show a fraction, and it’s rumored to have already been gone. Something contributing to coming off the gold standard in the 70’s

    14. fstop101 on

      Gonna be moved to Mara Lago for national security reasons. Coincidentally, the new “Take a Picture with a Pile of Real Gold Bars” attraction at the club ($500 per member, non-members are $750, cash only, up front, our camera only, available as a digital file for an additional $125) is opening soon! For a measly little value enhancement of $250 you can plant a big, wet kiss (no tongue) on a bar exclusively picked by the supreme leader himself!