He’s basically a vegetable at this point. It’s only right he’s surrounded by soil. Hopefully he never sees sunlight again.
runitsuka on
Probably in russia
Lourrr100 on
It’s one of two things: either he’s in Russia or he’s underground (I’m praying for the latter)
sunny0_0 on
The US’s supreme leader is holed up in a known location
Wintersage7 on
Lead from below! Because of course.
Grunty0 on
I could have told you that
Sniperkitten42 on
Amazing that Trump can still negotiate with him every Friday afternoon and Sunday night.
A true deal maker doesn’t let a little thing like geography or the ability for the other side to hear you get in the way.
epicredditdude1 on
That’s a fancy way of saying “US intelligence confirms they don’t know location of Irans supreme leader”
CurryAndCommunism on
🚨🚨🚨Breaking News: A guy is in a place somewhere, more at 11🚨🚨🚨
xxxx69420xx on
how do they know it’s undisclosed? he could be 5th and main in triradiate colorado in that white house with the red car out front.
WasteBinStuff on
I mean…..fucking, _of course he is_.
Seriously! Who wouldn’t be?
H4X4NX on
So he’s in Pakistan then
TarnishedAccount on
Sounds like peace is imminent /s
riaowo on
i mean duh
AprilsMostAmazing on
Are we sure he’s not in magaland as a paying guest?
Rough_Common6857 on
Talk about top level intelligence…
CovidBorn on
Amazing intelligence.
YZYSZN1107 on
he’s on the back 9 at Mar-A-Lago
WeirdAFNewsPodcast on
And yet we are so close to a deal! Lol
JustRelaxItFits on
TBF, America’s own leader is holed up in a very well know location, and U.S. intelligence is not even required to know that.
Location name starts with an A and ends with an S. He regularly bumps into his lackeys in there.
Thermodynamicist on
Sources also suspect that the Pope may be a Catholic.
somethingrandom261 on
The second it is disclosed, there’s gonna be a new leader of Iran
NotAnotherEmpire on
Guy fighting war against enemy with good surveillance and precision munitions not holding public events.
Horror_Match9867 on
So Trump is jealous the supreme leader has a better bunker, I mean ballroom, than he does?
Dry-Alternative510 on
Duh
pocketjacks on
While our president is working on an underground fuherbunker so he can live free in his hole in the ground.
batmanstuff on
He’s in a cave with Tony Stark building the next Iranman.
apeinatuxedo on
J i can sleep right before the bed on a little like douton thing.Because that’s where you
RepealMCAandDTA on
“Our best guess is that he’s somewhere we don’t know where it is.”
SmartTrender on
So the CIA doesn’t know where this undisclosed location is? That’s a surprise
djstealthduck on
If you leaked this to the press on background, it’s because you want people to think the Iranian leadership is in a position of weakness.
What gullible and/or complicit news agency would bother to pub… oh this is Bari Weiss’s CBS News.
Turbo__Sanwich on
It’s just like the American president. He could be stealing tax payer money on Washington, Florida, Saudi Arabia… Any where really. Because the American president is a peice of shit pediphile.
smp501 on
I thought we all knew this.
Strive-- on
And what, you’re mad he won’t disclose it? Lol.
lightdork on
If they knocked everyone out then this could be a distant relative living in completely different country. So any where in the world!
JohnBPrettyGood on
Meanwhile TACO is holed up at a Popeyes
I wonder if US intelligence knew that the building they blew up was a Girls School
mytinykitten on
Apparently I am “US Intelligence”
DoggedStooge on
You mean somebody whose life is under continuous threat is in hiding? Well, I guess not every leader can have balls as large as Zelenskyy’s.
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He’s basically a vegetable at this point. It’s only right he’s surrounded by soil. Hopefully he never sees sunlight again.
Probably in russia
It’s one of two things: either he’s in Russia or he’s underground (I’m praying for the latter)
The US’s supreme leader is holed up in a known location
Lead from below! Because of course.
I could have told you that
Amazing that Trump can still negotiate with him every Friday afternoon and Sunday night.
A true deal maker doesn’t let a little thing like geography or the ability for the other side to hear you get in the way.
That’s a fancy way of saying “US intelligence confirms they don’t know location of Irans supreme leader”
🚨🚨🚨Breaking News: A guy is in a place somewhere, more at 11🚨🚨🚨
how do they know it’s undisclosed? he could be 5th and main in triradiate colorado in that white house with the red car out front.
I mean…..fucking, _of course he is_.
Seriously! Who wouldn’t be?
So he’s in Pakistan then
Sounds like peace is imminent /s
i mean duh
Are we sure he’s not in magaland as a paying guest?
Talk about top level intelligence…
Amazing intelligence.
he’s on the back 9 at Mar-A-Lago
And yet we are so close to a deal! Lol
TBF, America’s own leader is holed up in a very well know location, and U.S. intelligence is not even required to know that.
Location name starts with an A and ends with an S. He regularly bumps into his lackeys in there.
Sources also suspect that the Pope may be a Catholic.
The second it is disclosed, there’s gonna be a new leader of Iran
Guy fighting war against enemy with good surveillance and precision munitions not holding public events.
So Trump is jealous the supreme leader has a better bunker, I mean ballroom, than he does?
Duh
While our president is working on an underground fuherbunker so he can live free in his hole in the ground.
He’s in a cave with Tony Stark building the next Iranman.
J i can sleep right before the bed on a little like douton thing.Because that’s where you
“Our best guess is that he’s somewhere we don’t know where it is.”
So the CIA doesn’t know where this undisclosed location is? That’s a surprise
If you leaked this to the press on background, it’s because you want people to think the Iranian leadership is in a position of weakness.
What gullible and/or complicit news agency would bother to pub… oh this is Bari Weiss’s CBS News.
It’s just like the American president. He could be stealing tax payer money on Washington, Florida, Saudi Arabia… Any where really. Because the American president is a peice of shit pediphile.
I thought we all knew this.
And what, you’re mad he won’t disclose it? Lol.
If they knocked everyone out then this could be a distant relative living in completely different country. So any where in the world!
Meanwhile TACO is holed up at a Popeyes
I wonder if US intelligence knew that the building they blew up was a Girls School
Apparently I am “US Intelligence”
You mean somebody whose life is under continuous threat is in hiding? Well, I guess not every leader can have balls as large as Zelenskyy’s.