Its not given, its hacking your universities mainframe.
Cold_Drive_53144 on
My hope is fuckerberg does fat and bald. He’s already stupid.
Hafitze on
Hope it tanks the brand and something better appears
dombag85 on
ah so, layoff and disrupt a bunch of peoples lives with layoffs and when their initiative inevitably fails they’ll just ramp up hiring with impunity. Rinse… repeat. There needs to be a price to pay when you’re a hugely profitable company and you lay people off.
invalidreddit on
That should be obvious, given the amount of money his company dumps in to products and how few really take off in a way that have a good return on the investment…
roseinmouth on
But he’s willing to take the sacrifice! 🙄
DoodleBud on
The guillotine will solve this problem
holyoak on
Of course it is not given.
It is taken, as in taking someone else’s idea and claiming as your own. Then rebranding it and taking info from people to use to sell shit to them.
Ta da! Success! /s
rdmodsrtrsh on
You wasted billions on the meta verse but somehow you’re still employed
SqigglyPoP on
Everything he owns is a byproduct of theft lol
BoysenberryDue3637 on
Instead of standing up and admitting he over hired, he blames the victim? JFC. He really is the poster child for bad management. Blame everyone else.
OutlawSundown on
Given how much money he pissed down the drain on metaverse it definitely isn’t,
friendly-sam on
I quit Facebook when I saw him cuddle up to Trump. He’s a POS. #BoycottFacebook
exqueezemenow on
Who made the decision to do that VR metaverse project which lost billions of dollars? Which employee made that happen?
Sufficient-Bid1279 on
Only tech bros can have “success” right? /s
gamehenge_survivor on
“Success isn’t a given unless you can build multiple bunkers around the globe, hire security with exploding collars around their necks, and buy legislation that crushes any competition hahahaha….where is my fetus omelette?!?!”
Mark “the Lizard King” Zuckerberg
YoSoyPinkBoy on
Meta failing would be a plus.
aldoushuxy on
Bro fails and others have to pay for it. I’ll never get over that
SmoothieNatns on
God, what a ragebaity title. The full text of Zuck’s statement is linked in the article. In context, the quote in the title is referring to Meta’s success, not the career success of the individuals who were laid off. It’s all pretty boilerplate layoff PR fluff: “grateful to the people leaving the company, we understand this is stressful, no further layoffs planned, optimistic about the business but gotta make hard choices with all the challenges we’re facing” yada yada yada.
AK_Sole on
“Now, get lost, peasants! Shoo!”
whistlepig4life on
This little shit was and will always be a shit.
Thiezing on
Meta rebranding to Failure**™**.
kosmos1209 on
Meta had net income of over 26 billion dollars this past quarter. Success is never enough for these psychos.
RebelStrategist on
Nothing like giving the middle finger to those who made you a billionaire. It will all catch up with these losers.
homoclite on
He should know, look at what Facebook has become…
EJoule on
Meta just lost 10% of its assets.
Sounds like the start of a downward spiral.
Veggiedelite90 on
Failure is a certainty the way these tech companies are pumping so much money and resources into ai
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“…..for anyone but me”, he means.
Its not given, its hacking your universities mainframe.
My hope is fuckerberg does fat and bald. He’s already stupid.
Hope it tanks the brand and something better appears
ah so, layoff and disrupt a bunch of peoples lives with layoffs and when their initiative inevitably fails they’ll just ramp up hiring with impunity. Rinse… repeat. There needs to be a price to pay when you’re a hugely profitable company and you lay people off.
That should be obvious, given the amount of money his company dumps in to products and how few really take off in a way that have a good return on the investment…
But he’s willing to take the sacrifice! 🙄
The guillotine will solve this problem
Of course it is not given.
It is taken, as in taking someone else’s idea and claiming as your own. Then rebranding it and taking info from people to use to sell shit to them.
Ta da! Success! /s
You wasted billions on the meta verse but somehow you’re still employed
Everything he owns is a byproduct of theft lol
Instead of standing up and admitting he over hired, he blames the victim? JFC. He really is the poster child for bad management. Blame everyone else.
Given how much money he pissed down the drain on metaverse it definitely isn’t,
I quit Facebook when I saw him cuddle up to Trump. He’s a POS. #BoycottFacebook
Who made the decision to do that VR metaverse project which lost billions of dollars? Which employee made that happen?
Only tech bros can have “success” right? /s
“Success isn’t a given unless you can build multiple bunkers around the globe, hire security with exploding collars around their necks, and buy legislation that crushes any competition hahahaha….where is my fetus omelette?!?!”
Mark “the Lizard King” Zuckerberg
Meta failing would be a plus.
Bro fails and others have to pay for it. I’ll never get over that
God, what a ragebaity title. The full text of Zuck’s statement is linked in the article. In context, the quote in the title is referring to Meta’s success, not the career success of the individuals who were laid off. It’s all pretty boilerplate layoff PR fluff: “grateful to the people leaving the company, we understand this is stressful, no further layoffs planned, optimistic about the business but gotta make hard choices with all the challenges we’re facing” yada yada yada.
“Now, get lost, peasants! Shoo!”
This little shit was and will always be a shit.
Meta rebranding to Failure**™**.
Meta had net income of over 26 billion dollars this past quarter. Success is never enough for these psychos.
Nothing like giving the middle finger to those who made you a billionaire. It will all catch up with these losers.
He should know, look at what Facebook has become…
Meta just lost 10% of its assets.
Sounds like the start of a downward spiral.
Failure is a certainty the way these tech companies are pumping so much money and resources into ai