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    Putin offers debt relief to new recruits for Ukraine war

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    1. Ok-Entertainment-286 on

      Oh wow it finally happened: the government ran out of money, so offering debt relief instead 🤣

      Fuck Russia, slava Ukraini!

    5. daxter_101 on

      Putin: you will die but here’s $5 in case you do

      Recruit: can I say no?

      Putin: either you fall off a stairway now or die later

    6. iOSAT on

      Get your double leveraged Robinhood options debt relieved, and bet on the likelihood of your return on Polymarket!

    9. Collapsinginblue on

      Yep, they finally ran out of money.

      These guys signing for that contract will be the first ones on the meat assaults.

    12. marlinspike on

      I misread that as “death relief”. He certainly is providing a faster path to death.

    13. Upset-Spring-7369 on

      ukraine offers full debt relief to all russian soldiers who advance.

    14. Pandafailed on

      So how does this interact with employers sending off their works to fight?

      Do they get to be marked as the sponsor and there for removing their company debts instead?

    16. brainrotxx on

      on twitter i saw a video of a new recruit completely helpless against a drone.

    17. green_flash on

      This article doesn’t give a clue how this works in practice.

      Will the government compensate the banks the recruits owe debt to or are the banks supposed to take one for the team?

    18. Necessary-Drag-8000 on

      We are all waiting for any of three peices of good news, you know what I mean

    19. catsbeforebros on

      Next up;

      -“*Putin offers food vouchers to new recruits.*”

      -“Putin waives funerary costs for new recruits.”

      -“Putin to spare families of new recruits.”

      -“Putin to send women to frontline in massive move for gender equality.”

    21. Niftydog1163 on

      Hopefully any of those guys take one, look at that and go yeah no thanks tiny putin .  Not dying so you and the american orange fool can look cool.

    23. GayMormonPirate on

      And now the banks don’t get their loans repaid. Frequent outages of internet, inflation and general distrust of the current financial situation causes people to try to withdraw as much money as they can.

      This sounds like the perfect storm leading to total bank/financial system collapse.

    24. Psyclist80 on

      What a short sighted disaster…never interrupt your opponent when they are making a mistake though.

    25. Krond on

      Get drafted

      Forced to buy your own equipment

      Can’t afford it, because Pooter blew up your economy

      Go into debt to get equipment

      Debt forgiveness!

      Rejoice!

    29. macross1984 on

      Raw recruits sent to battle immediately will not last long enough to claim the perk.

    30. Immediate-Purple-692 on

      Шел пятый год “трехдневной войны”. Все “шло по плану”. Победа была близка как никогда))))))

    32. Spidero0w0o on

      they definitely don’t pay if you’re Mia. they just write you off as a deserter

    35. nvoima on

      He’s probably going to do something stupid like screwing over the banks or printing more rubles to make all the debts everyone’s problem. It’s like he’s now speedrunning a Soviet collapse on steroids.

    37. scottiedagolfmachine on

      Yes let’s get killed to have debt forgiven.

      Wait a minute…

      😂

    38. TaylorVas on

      How do the enlisted men see this go?

      I mean, do they not know what happened to all previous enlisted men?

    39. PowerTulip on

      Don’t Russians realize at this point that they’re being duped by such promises? That barely anyone makes it out of Ukraine alive?

    41. TheIronMatron on

      Crater the economy for a genocidal invasion of a neighbouring country, then use the economic pain to feed more young men into the meat grinder as the economy gets worse. Seems sustainable.