Cabinet finds workable majority with Markuszower, Taliban and Cthulhu

The minority cabinet of D66, VVD and CDA had a difficult start, but after a few months Prime Minister Rob Jetten’s team seems to have found a workable majority. The coalition has reached an agreement with the Markuszower group, the Taliban and Dark Lord Cthulhu.

"We are happy that we can now finally implement the reforms that the Netherlands needs"said a visibly relieved Jetten, flanked by the Mossad spy, Mullah Haibatullah Akhundzada and the monstrous deity. "The Netherlands longs for stable policy. I’m grateful that these allies have stepped forward to make that possible. With this majority I dare to say: it is possible."

Political experts call the occasional coalition ‘fragile’. Some wonder why Jetten does not simply collaborate with Progressive Netherlands. "I would like to answer that"shouted Deputy Prime Minister Dilan Yeşilgöz, after breaking away from a close embrace with Cthulhu (‘You have to let go first! No you! I’ll be right back, silly’). "The club of Jesse Klaver and previously Frans Timmermans is far too radical. We do not want to cooperate with the flanks, whether on the left or on the other side."

Mona Keijzer is expected to join the Taliban soon.

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