Wait till you find out how easy it is to escape to Norway
GobiPLX on
What a stupid shitpost on my more serious map sub
How tf are you going to teleport from main russia into kaliningrad without crossing any borsers? And if flying/using a boat from mainland France to French Guiana counts into this meme, you could fly/swim directly from Korea into Brazil
J-96788-EU on
Can you even cross from Russia to Poland?
darkjavierhaf on
Both have coasts to connecting oceans. Can be 0
TaikaWaitiddies on
Step 1 is the hardest
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Stealth-exe on
I can do it in 2 steps
1. Obtain boat (preferably diesel powered)
2. To Brazil! (use GPS so you don’t get lost)
>!This is satire.!<
>!Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!<
SvartSol on
And this is how I got backstabbed by my friend at Risk!
Nordeast24 on
This one hurt my brain
Mendozacheers on
Or, you know, pacific > Peru > Brazil?
_primitivethinking on
There is only one World Ocean between North Korea and Brazil
DrDysonIdo on
I feel like the step between 1 and 2 and between 4 and 5 is a bit cheating
DeadoTheDegenerate on
Outjerked
Ben10Gen on
Why can’t you just go NK -> Brazil directly? Afterall you can cross as many oceans as you want.
Extreme-Shopping74 on
Pro Tip: If you want come from Germany to France faster, use Belgium
miclugo on
You can also get from Norway to the US in two easy steps. Step 1: cross the border from Norway to Russia. Step 2: cross the border from Russia to the US. (The water’s cold up there, I recommend a boat.)
_Voxanimus_ on
Actually, with schengen area you cross in in germany and cross out in brazil
HelloHelloHelpHello on
Everybody knows you can’t go from Germany to France directly. You need to take a detour through Belgium.
Bearded_Pip on
This is perfection.
Then_Sandwich4629 on
Just sail there in a straight line!
SkoomaKid on
Why not just drive across the Great Pacific Bridge?
ThalesofMiletus-624 on
Because I don’t think it’s obvious, the joke here comes from the reality of non-contiguous territories. Russia has a chunk of land on the Baltic Sea, disconnected from the rest of of the country, which borders Poland. And French Guiana, which borders Brazil, is a French Overseas Territory.
Hence, if you crossed the (relatively tiny) border between North Korea and Russia, then made it all the way to Kaliningrad, then cross into Poland, you technically only went through one country to get there (though you’d either need to cross over or sail around other countries on your route). Similarly if you travelled from France to French Guiana, you’ve crossed the entire Atlantic, but you’re technically still in French territory.
The notion is fairly trivial, of course. Since you’re crossing oceans, you could just sail directly from North Korea to Brazil and not cross any land borders. But if you’re talking specifically about chaining together land borders, it’s technically correct.
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Wait till you find out how easy it is to escape to Norway
What a stupid shitpost on my more serious map sub
How tf are you going to teleport from main russia into kaliningrad without crossing any borsers? And if flying/using a boat from mainland France to French Guiana counts into this meme, you could fly/swim directly from Korea into Brazil
Can you even cross from Russia to Poland?
Both have coasts to connecting oceans. Can be 0
Step 1 is the hardest
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I can do it in 2 steps
1. Obtain boat (preferably diesel powered)
2. To Brazil! (use GPS so you don’t get lost)
>!This is satire.!<
>!Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!<
And this is how I got backstabbed by my friend at Risk!
This one hurt my brain
Or, you know, pacific > Peru > Brazil?
There is only one World Ocean between North Korea and Brazil
I feel like the step between 1 and 2 and between 4 and 5 is a bit cheating
Outjerked
Why can’t you just go NK -> Brazil directly? Afterall you can cross as many oceans as you want.
Pro Tip: If you want come from Germany to France faster, use Belgium
You can also get from Norway to the US in two easy steps. Step 1: cross the border from Norway to Russia. Step 2: cross the border from Russia to the US. (The water’s cold up there, I recommend a boat.)
Actually, with schengen area you cross in in germany and cross out in brazil
Everybody knows you can’t go from Germany to France directly. You need to take a detour through Belgium.
This is perfection.
Just sail there in a straight line!
Why not just drive across the Great Pacific Bridge?
Because I don’t think it’s obvious, the joke here comes from the reality of non-contiguous territories. Russia has a chunk of land on the Baltic Sea, disconnected from the rest of of the country, which borders Poland. And French Guiana, which borders Brazil, is a French Overseas Territory.
Hence, if you crossed the (relatively tiny) border between North Korea and Russia, then made it all the way to Kaliningrad, then cross into Poland, you technically only went through one country to get there (though you’d either need to cross over or sail around other countries on your route). Similarly if you travelled from France to French Guiana, you’ve crossed the entire Atlantic, but you’re technically still in French territory.
The notion is fairly trivial, of course. Since you’re crossing oceans, you could just sail directly from North Korea to Brazil and not cross any land borders. But if you’re talking specifically about chaining together land borders, it’s technically correct.
Step 1: get a boat.
Step 2: Brazil.