No matter how much money he has or will ever have, he’ll never be able to purchase the removal of his Nazi salute video off the world wide web.
Malofquist on
He’s officially the ugliest trillionaire
InfiniteWinter26 on
lmao all that money and still no friends 😢
Own-Opinion-2494 on
Fuck Tesla
restore_democracy on
Keeps having kids who all hate him even if they inherit billions.
Ok-Oil7124 on
Where is the money to pay him coming from?
specqq on
Still can’t make me glad he was ever born.
Switchmisty9 on
Doesn’t pay child support, either
Macdaddy357 on
Adjusted for inflation, John D. Rockefeller had more.
HeadbangingLegend on
I still laugh at him for hiring someone to play his POE account for him just to try and make him look good to random online gamers. Imagine being that insecure…
irishredfox on
He already put a toe into the bog of eternal stench that is Trump’s circle. He could do are all his money to cure cancer and that stink will still not wash off. He’ll never be the 201r golden boy again.
ViciousKnids on
A trillionaire and still no friends. Still a loser.
mariogzz512 on
Broken micro penis
urbanlife78 on
And still has no friends
Tornik on
Maybe he can spend some of it to get doctors to perfect a bladder transplant so he can keep doing idiotic amounts of ketamine, or a hair transplant that doesn’t require him to wear a cap for weeks until it heals.
suckercuck on

Super botched
RobertDewese on
I’d like to see him eat all of his wealth in paper money, $100 bills. When he is full, whatever is left should be taxed at %95.
johnnycyberpunk on
He’s also the only trillionaire who literally carried a sink into a building while saying out loud “LET THAT SINK IN”, thereby physically manifesting a meme and transcending into a **Certified Meme Lord™**️ and coolest guy ever.
Something like that.
Okidoky123 on
Still is only an overrated sales guy that doesn’t invent a damn thing.
Artistic-Post-4204 on
Some people say he dyed it orange.
UnfitToPrint on
He does have like 27 kids that he’s disowned. But now he will have the record for both world’s richest person and worlds biggest douchebag locked.
McCool303 on
World’s richest loser.
Hari_Azole on
So he’ll fuck the world instead…
GoneKrogering on
You are only “appreciated” for your money, Elon. And that’s a stretch.
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Still can’t fix being the world’s biggest dork
No matter how much money he has or will ever have, he’ll never be able to purchase the removal of his Nazi salute video off the world wide web.
He’s officially the ugliest trillionaire
lmao all that money and still no friends 😢
Fuck Tesla
Keeps having kids who all hate him even if they inherit billions.
Where is the money to pay him coming from?
Still can’t make me glad he was ever born.
Doesn’t pay child support, either
Adjusted for inflation, John D. Rockefeller had more.
I still laugh at him for hiring someone to play his POE account for him just to try and make him look good to random online gamers. Imagine being that insecure…
He already put a toe into the bog of eternal stench that is Trump’s circle. He could do are all his money to cure cancer and that stink will still not wash off. He’ll never be the 201r golden boy again.
A trillionaire and still no friends. Still a loser.
Broken micro penis
And still has no friends
Maybe he can spend some of it to get doctors to perfect a bladder transplant so he can keep doing idiotic amounts of ketamine, or a hair transplant that doesn’t require him to wear a cap for weeks until it heals.

Super botched
I’d like to see him eat all of his wealth in paper money, $100 bills. When he is full, whatever is left should be taxed at %95.
He’s also the only trillionaire who literally carried a sink into a building while saying out loud “LET THAT SINK IN”, thereby physically manifesting a meme and transcending into a **Certified Meme Lord™**️ and coolest guy ever.
Something like that.
Still is only an overrated sales guy that doesn’t invent a damn thing.
Some people say he dyed it orange.
He does have like 27 kids that he’s disowned. But now he will have the record for both world’s richest person and worlds biggest douchebag locked.
World’s richest loser.
So he’ll fuck the world instead…
You are only “appreciated” for your money, Elon. And that’s a stretch.