
Russian Colonel Oleg Sokolenko, the military commissar of Rostov’s Pervomaysky and Proletarsky districts, has died after falling from a window of his own apartment.
Russian Colonel Oleg Sokolenko, the military commissar of Rostov's Pervomaysky and Proletarsky districts, has died after falling from a window of his own apartment.Sokolenko was found unconscious beneath his apartment building with injuries consistent with a fall. He later died from his injuries.
— 🦋Special Kherson Cat🐈🇺🇦 (@specialkhersoncat.bsky.social) 2026-06-14T13:39:34.301Z
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A tragic suicide.
That’s an usual way to go!
Whoever is responsible for the building codes regarding windows really has some explaining to do.
Defenestration
That’s dangerous. He could have hurt someone.
In Russia, a window opens you
Mafia State masquerading as a country gonna Mafia State masquerading as a country…
I’m learning the language:
Exceptional corruption diectly leading to notable Russian military imeffectivess: window.
At this point we have to acknowledge that dissidents and critics falling out of windows is both diabolical and kinda funny.
Isn’t this just standard career progression for the Russian military?
lol
🤣🤣🤣
“died after falling from a window”
Of course he did. This is way beyond a joke now, surely the defenders of Russia can see what a totalitarian state they are? There’s so many people on the left and right throughout the Western world who turn a blind eye to this. I mean, do these people really look at this situation and just assume top generals and notables in Russia are just killing themselves?
All Russian generals should find a basement with no windows.
He had a tragic accident while slipping on one of his kids Floofloovers, which he then landed on a Tartookas and that sent him to a duo of Whohoopers which was his downfall, and out the window he went. Could happen to anyone, really.
Putin is getting pissed. Yay keep it up Guy’s. Only “yes “ men from here on from Russia.
Brutal.
Hope the sidewalk is okay and no grass was flattened.
I suspect he’s been a scapegoat for recent front line failures.
I hear he got an 8.9 on the landing.
“If anyone asks what happened here, tell them Putin remembers. Tell them Putin came for House Sololenko.”
There needs to be a serial killer series on Netflix about this window guy.
All Russian military high ups should move to ground level apartments