US-Iran memorandum of understanding in full
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gy700j0eko
US-Iran memorandum of understanding in full
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gy700j0eko
41 Comments
Total Iranian victory.
“**Point 6:** The United States of America undertakes with regional partners to develop a definitive, mutually agreed plan with at least $300 billion (£225 billion) for the reconstruction and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran. The mechanism for the implementation of this plan will be finalised as part of a final deal within 60 days. All required licenses, waivers and permissions needed for the relevant financial transactions will be granted by the United States of America.”
I bet all the nations in the area are just super thrilled they have to pay for this idiot’s war!
Name another president who started a war and lost it.
What a total moron, how is he still in office
How much you want to bet part of the mutually agreed plan includes a trump brand resort
I bet they spend less time and money on this deal than they did hiding Trump’s name in the Epstein files.
Please someone take away grandpas phone before he gives away all our money. First it was the pool guy scamming him and our pool is ruined. Now this?
>Pending the final deal, the United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran agree to maintain the status quo. The Islamic Republic of Iran will maintain the current status quo of its nuclear program, and the United States of America will not impose any new sanctions and will not deploy additional forces in the region.
What a great deal. A return to the status quo that already existed before.
Such a business man, many business.
abject surrender by Trump?
yup, just rolling over and peeing on his distended belly hoping they’ll take mercy on him
This is an utter capitulation
>**Point 7:** The United States of America undertakes to terminate all types of sanctions against the Islamic Republic of Iran, including the United Nations Security Council resolutions, i.e. International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) Board of Governors resolutions and all unilateral U.S. sanctions, primary and secondary, in an agreed upon schedule. As part of the final deal, the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America acknowledge the critical importance of the sanctions termination issue above mentioned, and express their intentions to immediately address these issues in the negotiations in order to achieve mutual agreement on them.
So…this whole shitstorm was absolutely pointless?
> **Point 5:** Upon the signing of this MOU, the Islamic Republic of Iran will make arrangements using its **best efforts** for the safe passage of commercial vessels with no charge for 60 days, only from the Persian Gulf to the Sea of Oman and vice versa. The traffic of commercial vessels will immediately start, and considering the need for removing the tactical and military obstacles and de-mining by the Islamic Republic of Iran will be instated within 30 days. **The Islamic Republic of Iran will conduct dialog with the Sultanate of Oman to define the future administration and maritime services in the Strait of Hormuz**, in discussion with other Persian Gulf littoral states in line with the applicable international law and the sovereign rights of coastal states of the Strait of Hormuz.
“Best effort” at “no charge” – lol. Yeah, that’ll last.
And now Iran and Oman get to charge “services” fees? Great, thanks Donnie!
> **Point 11:** The United States of America undertakes to **make fully available for use the frozen or restricted funds and assets of the Islamic Republic of Iran upon the implementation of the MOU**, the United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran will mutually agree on the procedures related to the release of these funds. During the negotiations. Such funds, whether retain the original account or transfer, shall be made fully usable for payment to any ultimate beneficiary designed by the central bank. Ultimate beneficiary designated by the central Bank of the Islamic Republic of Iran. The United States of America undertakes to issue all necessary licenses and authorisations accordingly.
LOL. Immediate “pallets of cash”, Donnie?
This is the one Donnie doesn’t want people to talk about. Everything else about the $300bn fund he will hand-wave as coming from other countries … but this is going to come from the US. *Literally* the exact same thing that he harped on the Obama administration about with the JCPOA.
What’s going to be interesting to watch is how much Republicans keep shitting on the deal in the days and weeks ahead. Seems like it has been a thumbs-down on Fox News and in the WSJ so far.
Iran gets reparation from US’s allies in the region. i’m sure they are all trilled about the deal making skills of this stable genius…
Well done America.
Absolutely embarrassing on all levels.
Can the majority of Congress who supported this war explain how the war was necessary to prevent Iran from having nuclear weapons that were allegedly confirmed when the final agreement states there will be no changes to Iran’s nuclear programs?
I mean, I already knew they didn’t exist and that this war was a distraction from the pedophiles running this country, but please explain when you’re all done fiddling kids in some fucked up weird society you’re all in.
Century of humiliation
The US memorandum of surrender signed at Versailles.
To those who did not read the article
Point 1:… Iran won.
Point 2:… Iran won
Point 3:… Iran won
Point 4:… Iran won
Point 5-14: …IRAN FUCKING WON and the largest economic superpower and the best military and allies lost.
So much winning.
Understanding of fuck all because israel decided to fuck up lebanon again
So, Trump companies are getting all the reparation work contracts in exchange for removing sanctions?
Wasted money, lives, so much of our power in the world and we now have to waste enough more money because this man is a pathetic pos and no one will remove him from power. America could be doing so much good without this orange clown
Whatever he touches turns to liquid shit.
Summary:
“L”
Memorandums work great, just ask Ukraine.
Trump is a fkn idiot and everything he touches turns to 💩
So now it’s “Make America Give Again “
Nothing like celebrating the 250th anniversary of your country with a pedophile losing a war and destroying the economy
Little Donnie surrendered to Iran. This needs to be made blatantly clear to the idiots that still support him. He started a war with Iran and he lost and now it’s going to cost us dearly.
Went to war for Bibi got played and now put the burden on the tax payers of America to deal with his fuckup.
Fuck this shit man. Not even a political troll statement this dude is the most unAmerican fucking president ever all that matters is himself and other nations he gives a rats fucking ass about Americans.
Wait so $20 billion to Argentina and $3 billion to Iran?
What part of the “Art of the Deal” is any of this ?
Cool. Release the Epstein Files.
“At least” means At minimum… So we have to pay $300 billion for all the billions we wasted killing innocent kids in an unprovoked, unnecessary war. Got it.
Iran: We promise we will never procure or develop nuclear weapons
US: here’s $300 billion and zero oversight
Yeah this is so so so much better than the Obama agreement that Trump cancelled and allowed Iran to do whatever it liked. /s
Although you should clean up your own messes, no one should be able to make a mess, then claim how great they are by hiding it under a rug.
We all said FOR YEARS Dump 2.0 would be so much worse. Nobody listened.
The fact that this was signed in Versailles is just icing on the cake
This genuinely reads like a term of surrender. The US even has to come up with 300 billion dollars in war reparations for Iran.
Iran beat the US and won the war. Astonishing.
Remember when republicans lost their shit over Obama unfreezing 1.7 billion of seized assets in his Iran deal?
Surely they’ll be apoplectic about 300 billion being paid out for real this time, right?
… right?
Point 1 will not happen (Netanyahu has already said as much), so the entire MoU will immediately become null and void. Good work, Don the Con.
Tired of all the winning MAGA?
Bet you didn’t think giving Iran $300+ billion dollars was gonna be part of your “winning”, but hey, here you are.
– No ballroom anymore, but it’s 600M now for a new one with all the cringy gold spray paint.
– Higher gas prices and giving Iran $300B+
– Wasting billions of dollars in missiles as well as several American lives (not to mention the Iranians killed) while pissing off your allies with delayed deliveries of materiel they paid for years ago
– ME bases attacked and damaged and maybe that doesn’t matter cause part of the deal is removal of troops etc in the area
– Tariffs for your allies (former allies) that only hurt your own people including farmers that are going to go bankrupt as a result and the potential food shortages that may result
– A grift job to “fix” the reflecting pool that made things worse
– Insider trading that’s enriching the orange shitstain and his cronies with the average Joe holding the bag
– Federal agencies gutted in ways that will take decades to recover
– An antivax Sec of Health that’s got brain damage and has no clue of what he’s doing and doesn’t give a shit about your health
– A DoJ that’s weaponized against political foes and is still covering up for the orange shitstain being in the Epstein files and is almost certainly a pedophile (WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE FILES!!!)
I can keep going here…
The United States just lost a war
Plus Iran gets to toll the strait. They didn’t do that before.
What a dealmaker. Pure genius