“Health Warning”. I mean, millions of people around the world have been sneezing every day since the dawn of time and this is the first known case of its kind. I think we’re fine.
boomerangchampion on
>Medics stress the importance of never trying to stifle a sneeze after the Scottish man in his 30s pinched his nose and closed his mouth while driving. The pressure from the sneeze was so great it tore a 0.08-inch hole in his windpipe and he had to rush to hospital.
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masterblaster0 on
Why would they write 0.08 inch, who can visualise that?
Just say it was a 2mm hole or a hole slightly larger than 1/16th of an inch for the old imperialists.
intangible-tangerine on
Knew someone who broke their rib trying to hold in a sneeze.
If you don’t have tissues just sneeze in to your elbow and wash your arm afterwards
propernorty on
I can’t believe the human race has just been going around randomly sneezing without this critical warning for so long.
fitcheckwhattheheck on
I sneezed like this my whole life until my friend told me to stop doing it.
Saeward on
Is this about me? I did the exact same thing yesterday – clearly not as bad as this guy, but I had my baby on my lap and didn’t have a hand free, didn’t want to sneeze into his face so stopped myself sneezing and my voice has completely gone today and it hurts every time I swallow.
G1ngerkat on
My husband put his back out for months, he sneezed while bending over
ShinyGrezz on
Press your finger hard on your top lip. Stops the sneeze from properly forming, and you stifle it without turning your throat into an air cannon. You’re welcome.
weirdhoney216 on
I don’t even know how people can sneeze like that. I’ve tried, and I can’t. It’s sounding like a 24 stone man who smokes 40 a day or nothing for me
remedy4cure on
FYI if you ever want to sneeze but it tries to edge you, look up into bright light
Alternative_Plum_380 on
Pretty sure one of the reasons the eustachian tube (the one connecting your throat and inner ear) exists is for this reason. Ear drums might rupture but they’d give out long before the the wall of the larynx.
ThatBlokeYouKnow on
Great I’m going to be shitting it when I have one them sneezes that never comes and you end up just pulling faces at the light.
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“Health Warning”. I mean, millions of people around the world have been sneezing every day since the dawn of time and this is the first known case of its kind. I think we’re fine.
>Medics stress the importance of never trying to stifle a sneeze after the Scottish man in his 30s pinched his nose and closed his mouth while driving. The pressure from the sneeze was so great it tore a 0.08-inch hole in his windpipe and he had to rush to hospital.
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Why would they write 0.08 inch, who can visualise that?
Just say it was a 2mm hole or a hole slightly larger than 1/16th of an inch for the old imperialists.
Knew someone who broke their rib trying to hold in a sneeze.
If you don’t have tissues just sneeze in to your elbow and wash your arm afterwards
I can’t believe the human race has just been going around randomly sneezing without this critical warning for so long.
I sneezed like this my whole life until my friend told me to stop doing it.
Is this about me? I did the exact same thing yesterday – clearly not as bad as this guy, but I had my baby on my lap and didn’t have a hand free, didn’t want to sneeze into his face so stopped myself sneezing and my voice has completely gone today and it hurts every time I swallow.
My husband put his back out for months, he sneezed while bending over
Press your finger hard on your top lip. Stops the sneeze from properly forming, and you stifle it without turning your throat into an air cannon. You’re welcome.
I don’t even know how people can sneeze like that. I’ve tried, and I can’t. It’s sounding like a 24 stone man who smokes 40 a day or nothing for me
FYI if you ever want to sneeze but it tries to edge you, look up into bright light
Pretty sure one of the reasons the eustachian tube (the one connecting your throat and inner ear) exists is for this reason. Ear drums might rupture but they’d give out long before the the wall of the larynx.
Great I’m going to be shitting it when I have one them sneezes that never comes and you end up just pulling faces at the light.