I could not care any less about this kid. Violent criminal going and getting lost in the mountains because he’s on copious amounts of drugs, it’s hardly worthy of being news.
BobMonkhaus on
So he’s in a coma then if he was watching us. Mystery solved.
BojackGorseman on
He was but they’ve had to pull a Weekend at Bernie’s on him
If you look closely you can see the strings attached to his limbs
TheLegendOfMart on
I’m sorry someone is lost if they are genuinely lost but why is this guy getting so much coverage in the news over every other missing person?
TheFlaccidChode on
I heard they’re going to deploy Philip Schofield, one sniff of a old pair of boxers and he’ll be in the scent like a bloodhound
xJam3zz07 on
I think it’s all just a load of shit to get him this 30k that he supposedly owes, as that’s the amount they raised with the gofundme, but I could be wrong
yaffle53 on
Actually he’s been hiding out in England’s midfield during the Euros.
CFLurker on
I’ll take their word for it. We’re done here, call off the search. Let’s all kick back in this blistering heat instead.
rndreddituser on
There’s a bloke down the chip shop that swears he’s Elvis.
PalpitationCurrent24 on
If he’s found chilling out somewhere, they should bill him the full cost of the search and rescue mission.
Anyway what happened with regards the 2 40 year old men who he went to stay with the night before? Isn’t that a bit odd?
Last I heard they’ve both flown back to the UK and police aren’t interested on speaking to them…
Novacain-deficiency on
Why’s this getting so much coverage.
Harry Kanes been missing since the 16th of June, no one’s sent the police to Germany
rdu3y6 on
He was alive and well, but after reports Jay was seen watching England play last night, Spanish police are fearing the worse.
taboo__time on
What am I missing in the story?
Is there something extra driving this? Is it the violent criminal past?
TheLimeyLemmon on
This sounds like one of the elaborate ideas people on Facebook groups have been coming up with to coax him from wherever he is.
“He was missing for days, but then he remembered England are playing.”
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I could not care any less about this kid. Violent criminal going and getting lost in the mountains because he’s on copious amounts of drugs, it’s hardly worthy of being news.
So he’s in a coma then if he was watching us. Mystery solved.
He was but they’ve had to pull a Weekend at Bernie’s on him
If you look closely you can see the strings attached to his limbs
I’m sorry someone is lost if they are genuinely lost but why is this guy getting so much coverage in the news over every other missing person?
I heard they’re going to deploy Philip Schofield, one sniff of a old pair of boxers and he’ll be in the scent like a bloodhound
I think it’s all just a load of shit to get him this 30k that he supposedly owes, as that’s the amount they raised with the gofundme, but I could be wrong
Actually he’s been hiding out in England’s midfield during the Euros.
I’ll take their word for it. We’re done here, call off the search. Let’s all kick back in this blistering heat instead.
There’s a bloke down the chip shop that swears he’s Elvis.
If he’s found chilling out somewhere, they should bill him the full cost of the search and rescue mission.
Anyway what happened with regards the 2 40 year old men who he went to stay with the night before? Isn’t that a bit odd?
Last I heard they’ve both flown back to the UK and police aren’t interested on speaking to them…
Why’s this getting so much coverage.
Harry Kanes been missing since the 16th of June, no one’s sent the police to Germany
He was alive and well, but after reports Jay was seen watching England play last night, Spanish police are fearing the worse.
What am I missing in the story?
Is there something extra driving this? Is it the violent criminal past?
This sounds like one of the elaborate ideas people on Facebook groups have been coming up with to coax him from wherever he is.
“He was missing for days, but then he remembered England are playing.”