I think the Republicans should really just lean into it and get a crack whore and put her up on the podium. Missing teeth, clear meth addiction, an odd smell, all the tropes.
smurfe on
I can see her more for the job.
BlackPitbull729 on
It should be a new rule that the press secretary must be from the opposite party.
AgentOrange256 on
That’d be perfect. No one would listen to a fucking thing!
beuhring on
Wait, is that real?
AGrandNewAdventure on
The only requirements are that you’re an idiot, you look good, and you don’t have any problem lying to people.
I’m sure she’ll do fine.
SmoovCatto on
another toxic mean girl
Deacon75 on
Gimme 2 good reasons.
BrotherMcPoyle on
She gonna be left on Air Force 1 while it’s shot down.
octorangutan on
They’ll do it if she’s willing to sign on.
GhostBeefSandwich on
Her eyes always make her look so sleepy and bored. Maybe she’d show some light behind them if she got to read about the country’s eugenics plans
Timely_Rest_503 on
I don’t anyone would do their jobs if she were secretary
Bakednotyetfried on
If they did this, Christian dads would probably let their daughters sleep over at the White House.
QuidEgoSum on
This tracks
kbeckerburbs4 on
Breast The US indeed
mightyFoo on
Ms. albino jeans
rhj2020 on
I am now a Republican..
Abrubt-Change-8040 on
Mah jens are blah.
MsMoreCowbell828 on
Sweeney was voted *Best Republican Breasts* 8 years running and they’re hanging on to that for all they’re worth.
colecast on
Bright side, no one will remember a word that she said.
boot2skull on
They will believe anything that comes from a pretty face. Or an orange one.
Pressman4life on
Who misses the GOAT? Doocey I would imagine 😏
punktualPorcupine on
How many Scaramucci’s was that?
Desmocratic on
She still needs the Mar-a-Lago make over.
HappyGoPink on
Bless her chest. Er, heart.
KingmanIII on
When someone criticizes Trump:
“Fair argument, but…” 🍈🍈
Pappsterchu on
Is she resting her assets on the lectern?
flargenhargen on
I mean he married a former porn actress, why not have one in his admin?
Sanity_N0t_Included on
So WHO had “White House Press Briefing” on their “Weirdest things to masturbate to” Bingo card?
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Pressed Jean Genes as new Karolyin’
Who is this?
Hate to say I’d watch. I’m so ashamed.
She is too woke for republicans
She’ll need a soap box to stand on…for the best 📷 angle…
You know, at one time this was actually a serious job.
If the questions get to hard she’ll just pop a boob out and then walk off.
Looks familiar…
https://preview.redd.it/91q2g9z5h8jh1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e18475c24c769859d46893602295f89f42289d0e
I think the Republicans should really just lean into it and get a crack whore and put her up on the podium. Missing teeth, clear meth addiction, an odd smell, all the tropes.
I can see her more for the job.
It should be a new rule that the press secretary must be from the opposite party.
That’d be perfect. No one would listen to a fucking thing!
Wait, is that real?
The only requirements are that you’re an idiot, you look good, and you don’t have any problem lying to people.
I’m sure she’ll do fine.
another toxic mean girl
Gimme 2 good reasons.
She gonna be left on Air Force 1 while it’s shot down.
They’ll do it if she’s willing to sign on.
Her eyes always make her look so sleepy and bored. Maybe she’d show some light behind them if she got to read about the country’s eugenics plans
I don’t anyone would do their jobs if she were secretary
If they did this, Christian dads would probably let their daughters sleep over at the White House.
This tracks
Breast The US indeed
Ms. albino jeans
I am now a Republican..
Mah jens are blah.
Sweeney was voted *Best Republican Breasts* 8 years running and they’re hanging on to that for all they’re worth.
Bright side, no one will remember a word that she said.
They will believe anything that comes from a pretty face. Or an orange one.
Who misses the GOAT? Doocey I would imagine 😏
How many Scaramucci’s was that?
She still needs the Mar-a-Lago make over.
Bless her chest. Er, heart.
When someone criticizes Trump:
“Fair argument, but…” 🍈🍈
Is she resting her assets on the lectern?
I mean he married a former porn actress, why not have one in his admin?
So WHO had “White House Press Briefing” on their “Weirdest things to masturbate to” Bingo card?
Bring back the Mooch.
Reminds me of someone…
Trump is going to want a lower podium.
The dead eyes, she’s perfect.