lots of tanker captains are US Citizens now then huh? cool cool
sdmichael on
A territory we don’t control nor should. Still support him, Trumpers? Gonna blame Biden for his direct actions still?
jaguaraugaj on
Parkour
RCer1986 on
How has he made so many dumb, water-based statements/EOs in such a short amount of time? Gulf of America, Reflecting Pool, Hormuz x ?? and, of course, magnets.
I’m not even including the sharpiecane.
Edit: I just realized that the new (realistically old) steam catapult system counts too.
000aLaw000 helpfully pointed out a great one: The hurricane that will be the wettest in terms of water. Now *that* hurricane undoubtely counts.
supertiggercat on
The Gulf of Merika
zenos_dog on
I declare
a thumb war!
RocketsledCanada on
I declare a thumb war
Bernie4Life420 on
EPSTEIN, YOU’RE STILL TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN?
Dementia Donnie still supported by redhat class traitors everywhere.
unforgivableness on
My first thought when I heard the declaration
YourDrunkStepdadio on
Iran
Grouchy-Station-4058 on
The only person dumber than Trump is a fictional character.
Embarrassed_Wrap8421 on
You can’t declare it! It’s mine! I already declared it! I got dibs!
YourDrunkStepdadio on
Why would Biden give it away?
YesterShill on
That is scarily accurate.
NotPrepared2 on
I declare Donald Trump is an imbecile.
Nano_Burger on
So, just take your pregnant wife out on the water to give birth and get US citizenship.
gadafgadaf on
You mean the strait of Trump? We need to dye the water going through there gold.
KennethEWolf on
TACO
What does not Trump get. He continues to repeat these monstrosities, and expects us to continue to believe him.
He is surrounded by idiotic sycophants, while playing golf every weekend.
While the rest of the country is being crushed by his cruel and incoherent policies.
Trump will go down in history as the worst president so far.
imtoowhiteandnerdy on
So if Trump declares the Strait of Hormuz a U.S. Territory, and a child is born in the Strait of Hormuz afterwards, does that mean they’re now a U.S. citizen?
New_Taste8874 on
Can we just do that? I declare my local Taco Bell mine! IBRB….
yayoffbalance on
This is giving “Gulf of America” energy. which was extra dumb… but damn, this is really fucking stupid.
Jessthinking on
No, I declare the Straight of Hormuz a United States territory.
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lots of tanker captains are US Citizens now then huh? cool cool
A territory we don’t control nor should. Still support him, Trumpers? Gonna blame Biden for his direct actions still?
Parkour
How has he made so many dumb, water-based statements/EOs in such a short amount of time? Gulf of America, Reflecting Pool, Hormuz x ?? and, of course, magnets.
I’m not even including the sharpiecane.
Edit: I just realized that the new (realistically old) steam catapult system counts too.
000aLaw000 helpfully pointed out a great one: The hurricane that will be the wettest in terms of water. Now *that* hurricane undoubtely counts.
The Gulf of Merika
I declare
a thumb war!
I declare a thumb war
EPSTEIN, YOU’RE STILL TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN?
Dementia Donnie still supported by redhat class traitors everywhere.
My first thought when I heard the declaration
Iran
The only person dumber than Trump is a fictional character.
You can’t declare it! It’s mine! I already declared it! I got dibs!
Why would Biden give it away?
That is scarily accurate.
I declare Donald Trump is an imbecile.
So, just take your pregnant wife out on the water to give birth and get US citizenship.
You mean the strait of Trump? We need to dye the water going through there gold.
TACO
What does not Trump get. He continues to repeat these monstrosities, and expects us to continue to believe him.
He is surrounded by idiotic sycophants, while playing golf every weekend.
While the rest of the country is being crushed by his cruel and incoherent policies.
Trump will go down in history as the worst president so far.
So if Trump declares the Strait of Hormuz a U.S. Territory, and a child is born in the Strait of Hormuz afterwards, does that mean they’re now a U.S. citizen?
Can we just do that? I declare my local Taco Bell mine! IBRB….
This is giving “Gulf of America” energy. which was extra dumb… but damn, this is really fucking stupid.
No, I declare the Straight of Hormuz a United States territory.
https://preview.redd.it/wjm0g6zdbnjh1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7068df6aae6f5fedb4f6c2344af1f56100a024ce
Trump *wishes* he was as effective a leader as Michael Scott.
i hereby declare trump tower to be iranian territory. he better hope i’m never president because unlike him i may actually enforce my declarations.