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    1. It was foreigners what done it. All are Nige wanted was 6 oysters, but these far left foreigners started talking about making dodgy donations, so he did what anyone would and say thank you for the money. /Ffs

    2. OneNormalBloke on

      Woe betide anyone who goes against the glorious ‘holier-than-thou’ leader. Laws don’t apply to him.

    3. Spottswoodeforgod on

      So, he just needs a couple of expendable idiots from within his party to blame should anything look like sticking. Fortunately for him, he has basically the entire membership to choose from.

    4. Late_Recommendation9 on

      GBBC News have been *wetting their silky underwear* in anticipation of the fraudulent foreign controlled fantasist future führer’s address at their party conference. It’s been blanket coverage today for the party with 8 seats in parliament. Sigh.

      They’re all in on it aren’t they? Next election will be riggged or crowbarred and then “project: fuck humanity” will be on rails.

    5. justthisplease on

      Haven’t they already said it is foreign climate extremists that made them do it or something idiotic along those lines?

    6. QuailTechnical5143 on

      ‘No stone will remain unturned in our efforts to pin this matter on a random person who was clearly wearing a Nigel Farage face mask and using a soundboard.’

    7. The most beautiful aspect is how, exactly like that orange guy across the pond, cannot stick to one lie/excuse/bullshit. In just a few hours he has contradicted himself several times and as old elementary logic states, if N statements are made about the same thing but they contradict each other then at least N-1 are false…

    8. Jolly_Psychology_506 on

      Hanging on like the cling on 💩 he is.
      £5 million trousered and now this.
      He made us a laughing stock, broke the economy with his Brexit and now the BS is flooding out.