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    1. Critical_Antelope117 on

      So can’t wait for this knobhead to lose his seat on Thursday. I’d take any loss, but the bigger the majority the better, really show him just how much people despise him!

    2. Swimming_Map2412 on

      His such an idiot. Build a wall in the middle of one of the busiest shipping lanes in the world. What could go wrong.

    3. Decided2change on

      > fishermen have described their recent catches as abysmal and said the waters are absent any fish, meanwhile beach goers have described the smell of sewage from the water as unbearable. People are angry saying they never would have voted for the channel wall if they knew that walls kept fish out and sewage in.

      > Gary who lives in Dover had this to say “at first I was really pleased that there were no migrants coming over in boats, but then I realised that having no fish and sewage filled waters were real problems and the migrant issue was just a rabble rousing election tactic and didn’t actually effect any part of my daily life”. This has been the 9 o’clock news, back to the studio

      Incoming future news report

    4. Rees-Mogg would vote for a convicted felon and rapist. He said it himself. I can’t fathom ever putting any support being a dirty filthy rapist but I wasn’t born in the 1800s.

    5. Flammable_Druid on

      Why? They’d only end up shortening it so that its a bit pointless and then everyone can just go round anyway.

    6. No_Theme_1212 on

      Should someone tell him that a wall would sink? Just like his career is hopefully about to.

    7. NotCoolFool on

      It’s a very real possibility that this guy will be gone by this time next week. We can but hope.

    8. He knows he’s done in UK politics after Thurs and is seeking out future employment on the rightwing American grifter circuit.

    9. SquidgeSquadge on

      Shouldn’t proposing preposterous walls be a recognised sign of dementia by now?

    10. bluecheese2040 on

      Gemma need alot of Poles and other excellent builders to help with that Jacob

    11. thegamesender1 on

      Thursday is going to be the best day of this decade for this country.

    12. Dangerous-Branch-749 on

      Not long left for you now, Jacob. I look forward to a clearing of the decks of these low grade politicians who are more concerned with projecting a cartoonish image of themselves than actually serving their constituency and the country.

    13. Then he’d best go buy a boat with the profits he earned dodging taxes and get to building it himself.

    14. MondeyMondey on

      Remember when everyone used to think this psycho was like, a cute eccentric type?

    15. MachineGunChunk on

      All the Tory infrastructure projects have gone so well to date, why not?

    16. Ah this guy. Henry McLeish should have let that guy in Glenrothes slap him a little back in 1997.

    17. Kumbyefuckinarghhh on

      What. He wants to build a wall around himself in the middle of the English channel? Now that I can get behind. 🙂

    18. No-Reaction5137 on

      Everyone knows the best way to defend a moat is to build a wall inside. Better yet, fill it in and *then* build a wall. And then dig a moat on top.

      Or something.

      I think I will get into politics; I am getting a hang of this.

    19. Walls are just red meat and unserious. They are really expensive to build and not that effective. Much like their Rwanda thing.

      The Americans who are more serious about killing migrants have found a real solution. Floating spiked rollers. The spikes hooks on to the victims’ clothes and skin and stop them from swimming effectively, then rolls them downwards and drown them.

      Instead of 2 or 3 children, the Tory base could see dozens of brown people dead every month instead. I’m sure it will be very popular and will really get the base excited.

    20. These people really are the babies of society, they need to leech off an entire nation because they are so unbelievably useless.

    21. Yano what fuck it, let’s do it.

      I miss the days where people in power went crazy and spent vast amounts of public money on pointless vanity projects. I would also like a pyramid somewhere in Scotland.