I’ll preface this by saying this is by NO MEANS an accurate scientific map. The topic, the rise of sea levels, is very much talked about and is scientifically established, as well as the figure I used for the map (70 metres) but the rest is purely fictional, that is the new cities, names, routes, all that silliness that make this look forward in the future a little less painful because the ocean is indeed taking more and more land every year across the globe and it is a problem.
1 metre is catastrophic enough but 70 metre almost looks like fantasy and leaves much room for the mischievous cartographet that I am. I tried to create new names based on all sort of things, ranging from celtic mythological names to funny slang that I tried to explore as non native english speaker. Ferry routes, seaplanes airports and canal are also just fun thoughts experiments! But they maybe make us ask ourselves how we are going to deal with this issue?
Hope you like the map and your new country of residence!
Fine_Cauliflower3075 on
We should dam the North sea before this happens.
PanzerPi on
As a highlander this is a price I am willing to pay. Will need to get Hadrians wall sorted before the flooding mind.
DryWeb3875 on
I’d better buy a snorkel.
7literlekvar on
Liverchester.. that would be war zone between liverpool and manchester football fans.
geulertoutelanuit on
Reminds me of The Book of Dave.
Phuqitol on
“New York.” But like, another one.
Also, what’s the deal with “The Thing?”
dalambert on
Seaffield doesn’t sound too bad!
yubnubster on
Looks like we’ll be an amazing place for a boating holiday.
PariahFish on
Superwaterford!
MrBulwark on
My house is still dry, thank goodness.
dm222 on
This is just by land level but wouldnt erosion remove much of whats left?
alalaladede on
Ireland looks like a tourist’s paradise, tbh. I’ll go fire up my coal oven… /s
SquareFrog92 on
Old bloke’s island is calling me
bobad86 on
Wanker’s Shoals 👀
morbihann on
Is that Dunwall basically ?
imagei on
💀 the names: Floating Cork and Swimming Poole, and The City Shareholders’ Memorial is 👌
VulcanHullo on
“Wetford” is hilarious because, as a Watfordian myself, Watford’s name comes from “Waet Ford” as in literally a ford through wetland.
I guess we’d go back to our roots.
Samthaz on
Well, there goes my house.
However, for petty reasons, I would suggest Newer York instead of New York.
CaptchaSolvingRobot on
Wow, so much water front real estate!
ambiguousboner on
Sweet, I’d have a coastal property
BusyImpact on
not if but when
TheBSisReal on
Parts of this are really good and interesting as a thought experiment. And then there are super on the nose like shite-weather-bay and wanker’s shoals
BlackStar4 on
Not only does Birmingham survive, it already looks post-apocalyptic so you’d never notice the difference
mangalore-x_x on
Scotland and Wales: “And nothing of value was lost.” /j
Oozlum-Bird on
Boonies Islands checking in
LUNATIC_LEMMING on
I’m just imagining the French looking at this map and deciding to burn every tyre they can find to hurry it along.
Europefirstbb on
But, where is London ?
Tango8036 on
Back during lockdowns I recall looking at a google maps overlay that showed which areas would be underwater at what levels of icecap meltage. Even at maximum, my house would be above water because I’m on a hill, but I’d have to use a rowboat to get out of my housing estate.
cealild on
My grave will be on high dry ground
spaciousblue on
is there an iron chair floating around?
IReallyCantThink2 on
So basically if this happens, we need the dutch
Vectorman1989 on
Calling Harris ‘Great Lewis’ will get you put in a wickerman
F1yMo1o on
Next time consider posting this as two images, with the current map as the second image. Allows folks to easily flip between the two images and really see the changes/comparison easily.
This assumes that folks intuitively know the current image well enough to really appreciate the nuance.
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I’ll preface this by saying this is by NO MEANS an accurate scientific map. The topic, the rise of sea levels, is very much talked about and is scientifically established, as well as the figure I used for the map (70 metres) but the rest is purely fictional, that is the new cities, names, routes, all that silliness that make this look forward in the future a little less painful because the ocean is indeed taking more and more land every year across the globe and it is a problem.
1 metre is catastrophic enough but 70 metre almost looks like fantasy and leaves much room for the mischievous cartographet that I am. I tried to create new names based on all sort of things, ranging from celtic mythological names to funny slang that I tried to explore as non native english speaker. Ferry routes, seaplanes airports and canal are also just fun thoughts experiments! But they maybe make us ask ourselves how we are going to deal with this issue?
Hope you like the map and your new country of residence!
We should dam the North sea before this happens.
As a highlander this is a price I am willing to pay. Will need to get Hadrians wall sorted before the flooding mind.
I’d better buy a snorkel.
Liverchester.. that would be war zone between liverpool and manchester football fans.
Reminds me of The Book of Dave.
“New York.” But like, another one.
Also, what’s the deal with “The Thing?”
Seaffield doesn’t sound too bad!
Looks like we’ll be an amazing place for a boating holiday.
Superwaterford!
My house is still dry, thank goodness.
This is just by land level but wouldnt erosion remove much of whats left?
Ireland looks like a tourist’s paradise, tbh. I’ll go fire up my coal oven… /s
Old bloke’s island is calling me
Wanker’s Shoals 👀
Is that Dunwall basically ?
💀 the names: Floating Cork and Swimming Poole, and The City Shareholders’ Memorial is 👌
“Wetford” is hilarious because, as a Watfordian myself, Watford’s name comes from “Waet Ford” as in literally a ford through wetland.
I guess we’d go back to our roots.
Well, there goes my house.
However, for petty reasons, I would suggest Newer York instead of New York.
Wow, so much water front real estate!
Sweet, I’d have a coastal property
not if but when
Parts of this are really good and interesting as a thought experiment. And then there are super on the nose like shite-weather-bay and wanker’s shoals
Not only does Birmingham survive, it already looks post-apocalyptic so you’d never notice the difference
Scotland and Wales: “And nothing of value was lost.” /j
Boonies Islands checking in
I’m just imagining the French looking at this map and deciding to burn every tyre they can find to hurry it along.
But, where is London ?
Back during lockdowns I recall looking at a google maps overlay that showed which areas would be underwater at what levels of icecap meltage. Even at maximum, my house would be above water because I’m on a hill, but I’d have to use a rowboat to get out of my housing estate.
My grave will be on high dry ground
is there an iron chair floating around?
So basically if this happens, we need the dutch
Calling Harris ‘Great Lewis’ will get you put in a wickerman
Next time consider posting this as two images, with the current map as the second image. Allows folks to easily flip between the two images and really see the changes/comparison easily.
This assumes that folks intuitively know the current image well enough to really appreciate the nuance.
Reeds😭
Seems like I’d be dry.
basically the setting of What We Can Know : [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_We_Can_Know](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_We_Can_Know)
United Kingdom -> Divided Kingdom
Babe wake up, new D&D campaign map just dropped
Not just one independent Scotland, but two! Yippee!
Stealing this for my TTRPG group
It’s worth it to get rid of Rotherham.
I’ve always said that Nottingham needed a beach.
>Saint L’Eau
I see what you did there
Looks like piracy is back on the menu gentlemen.