Hurricane Polo explodes into rare Category 5 monster after feasting on hot El Niño water
https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/22/weather/hurricane-polo-category-5-mexico-climate
Hurricane Polo explodes into rare Category 5 monster after feasting on hot El Niño water
https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/22/weather/hurricane-polo-category-5-mexico-climate
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Luckily this one will die out over the ocean, but this year will be a real monster season for hurricanes/cyclones in the pacific.
NOBODY YELL “MARCO” or it will come this way!!!!!
Earth’s jealous of Jupiter’s Red Spot.
I dread when Catagory 5 storm become a norm rather than rare.
El Polo Loco
Ruh roh
Hurricane Diddy
This morning all I was seeing was reports that we seemed to have avoided hurricane season this year.
The bastards jinxed it!
Next up is the Golf
I’m glad they aren’t doing any sensational reporting. No buzzwords here, just the facts
It exploded and feasted all at once
Hurricane polo sounds like an interesting game though I am not entirely clear on the details
Feasts? Are they alive now? Just need to know in case I should be building a shrine for worship and sending it towards my enemies.
I’m pretty sure I downloaded Hurricane Polo’s mixtape on DatPiff
“Rare catagory 5”
Those are words that won’t be paired together too much in the coming years.
Meanwhile not a peep in the Atlantic or the Gulf
“Hot El Niño Water” is a new coffee competitor from Topo Chico.
Side note, I feel like these headlines are getting weirder and weirder.
“A ravenous Hurricane Polo DEVOURS succulent El Nino Water before busting into a Category 5”
That website is unusable on mobile
So surprise Cat 5 pacific hurricanes are just normal now?
El Niño – so hot right now.
this title is ridiculous
New HOT El Niño Water! Put it in your mouth!
Hurry Dear Leader, get the sharpie and divert it into the blue states!!!
/s
110 mph increase over 24 hours is absurd. Yesterday it had 50 mph winds now it has 160+
That’s not a hurricane it’s a typhoon
Hurricanes are the planet’s air conditioning. They exhaust surface heat up to the upper atmosphere.
Hot El Nino water is in your area looking for you! Call now!
A chance that 2 hurricanes meet and get it on?
Would have been funny if they named the hurricane Pollo. During super El Niño.
Fuck this stupid headline
Hot El Nino waters in your area.
And is it headed anywhere? Most hurricanes just end up downgrading into the water
I have faith in the trump administration to protect our citizens in this impending natural disaster
/s