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SuperstitiousPigeon5 on September 23, 2026 2:55 pm So Breaking, but not news. Because this has been a known fact for a while now.
Bibijibzig on September 23, 2026 3:03 pm That opening scene in Season 1, episode 1 showing Kid Rock playing to an empty crowd of six people hits even harder now. 🤣
Gatolocoman on September 23, 2026 3:31 pm Backfiring aka explosive diarrhea. His diaper can’t contain it. Will Melania change his diaper?? Natalie Harp to the rescue.
flexwhine on September 23, 2026 3:34 pm it rules how everything he touches turns to shit and yet he continues to fail upwards without any credible or relevant resistance against him
chronicallyunderated on September 23, 2026 3:50 pm Everything he touches figuratively and literally turns to shit including his diaper
Oceanbreeze871 on September 23, 2026 5:39 pm Nobody gonna call Ai something different. Everybody already hates it
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That’s what happens when you’re an idiot.
He’s like Midas, put everything he touches turns to shit.
So Breaking, but not news. Because this has been a known fact for a while now.
That opening scene in Season 1, episode 1 showing Kid Rock playing to an empty crowd of six people hits even harder now. 🤣
Everything he touches
“Why’s everybody always picking on me”……….
Backfiring aka explosive diarrhea. His diaper can’t contain it. Will Melania change his diaper?? Natalie Harp to the rescue.
it rules how everything he touches turns to shit and yet he continues to fail upwards without any credible or relevant resistance against him
Trump cheats at golf
Everything Trump touched is backfiring *always (FTFY)
Everything he touches figuratively and literally turns to shit including his diaper
Mierdas touch
I love this for him (and them). More, please.
He has the minus touch.
Here’s hoping he touched his dick. #Karma
Nobody gonna call Ai something different. Everybody already hates it
He really is a deeply stupid man. Just really low IQ.