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    1. Mitch McConnel is the *only* vegetable that hasn’t been recalled.

      This is poor man is being used as a puppet.

    2. Honestly this is elder abuse and pretty horrible all around. But at the same time I hope he is scared and confused every minute of the rest of his vegetative life, he deserves it for what he has done to the people of this country

    3. I’m still shocked that he wasn’t dead while they hid him away. Though this is basically the nearest thing, besides being fully comatose.

      All of the senators and pundits (such as Scott Jennings) who lied about “talking to Mitch for 20 minutes” a few months ago should never be believed again. It should be brought up every time they’re interviewed, or if they have to testify under oath for some reason.

    4. I rest easy knowing that this man is going all the way to his grave being the exact same pos he’s been the entire time. I have no sympathy for him because I believe he wouldn’t have it any other way. People are claiming it’s elder abuse, but they’re ignoring that this man’s life mission has been to further the Republican cause to the fullest extent he possibly can. He has been a terrible public servant who has shamelessly tarnished the instruments of democracy. He will literally go down dying doing what he loved. I do not for one moment doubt that he is relishing every moment of this, with nothing better to do.

    5. Severe stroke, he probably can’t use a toilet without help and yet he’s one of the most powerful 100 people in the country currently.

    6. My autistic 3 year old can talk more than Mitch McConnell (I won’t lie though, I think they’re tied in gestures), where do I sign him up? Probably shits himself less too, and he’s at least adorable to look at.

    7. LeagueofJohnLegends on

      Is this the Senator McConnell, and dear friend, that Scott Jennings had a fruitful 20 minute conversation with?

    8. SignificantPop4188 on

      On the one hand, fuck Mitch McConnell. On the other hand … nope, just fuck Mitch McConnell.

    9. PotatoAppleFish on

      I don’t like this version of Weekend at Bernie’s. It’s just sad. You can tell the GOP doesn’t give a damn about morality, because if they did, they would have let Mitch McConnell retire instead of pulling this deplorable shit.

      I mean, he was already about to resign.

    10. I’ve been saying this for months. If Mitch was still conscious, he would absolutely be loving that his body is being used for government obfuscation.

    11. This is generationally embarrassing. The rot in our system, on full display: Power over people at any cost.

    12. As much as I hate that his seat is being locked up by a barely conscious asshole (thereby subverting democracy), I do take a bit of solace in the fact that he’s likely suffering. Confused and scared, barely able to piece a sentence together or even really enjoy life. It’s far less than what he deserves for the suffering he’s enabled, but it’s better than nothing.

      Is it elder abuse? Probably. But I also see it as karmic justice. The turtle who blocked progress is now slowed down and blocked from being able to function normally.

    13. Yet, some of the Republican members of Congress report having 20 minute conversations with Mitch. They lie as much as their hero Trump.

    14. At what point is this just blatant elder abuse? I mean he’s a piece of shit but still. Clearly past the point of elder abuse

    15. He seems brain-damaged in some sort. The way he followed sounds with his eyes reminded me of someone I knew with dementia.

    16. whichonespink04 on

      Everyone on both sides of the poor man is the victim of elder abuse and he deserves it because he’s the elder that abused us are all right and I’m all for the discussion. He both deserves it and it’s also obscene and incredibly fucked up

    17. It’s poetic in a way. He’s been swallowed and is being puppetted by the very machine he helped create.

    18. airfryerfuntime on

      What a legacy. Why bother retiring as an extremely wealthy senator and spending the rest of your days lounging on a beach in Florida, when you can just be wheeled around like some kind of husk or drone until you literally just wither away.

    19. Common-Accountant-57 on

      This is no different that wheeling an old person into a bank to commit fraud against their account or something.

    20. > “Do you want to be at work, sir? Would you rather be home?” Townsend asked, but still McConnell did not reply. As the car door slowly closed, McConnell held up a peace sign.

      Uhh… what if he meant “option 2”???

    21. Imnotlikeothergirlz on

      RN here. I bet the ICU cocktail he’s on is straight up bananas.

      Any ICU RNs have any ideas? I’m a hospice RN, so I’m definitely… here watching with my jaw on the ground lol.

    22. He may be one of, if not the most, vile human beings but even I think they should just let him go away and die with some dignity. He has no idea where he is, what he’s doing, or really anything at all. I’d be surprised if his brain is more than a pile of mashed potatoes at this point. I think we should probably charge the heads of the GOP with elder abuse because this is so wrong.

    23. I wonder what side of the “I’m glad he’s dead” conundrum he’ll fall on.

      When trump said he was glad Rob and Michelle Reiner and Robert Mueller died, conservatives LOLd and moved on. When people said they were glad ~~Kirk Cameron~~ Charlie Kirk (I still have it stuck in my head that they’re the same rotten person) died, they got fired.

    24. How has his staff not been charged with elder abuse? They’re literally pushing around someone who should be on hospice, just so they can collect their paychecks.