Mitch McConnel is the *only* vegetable that hasn’t been recalled.
This is poor man is being used as a puppet.
PoopSoupPeter on
I’m happy for him.
accountabilitycounts on
He’s just entering his final turtle form.
DocShocker on
I’m no fan of him, but isn’t this whole situation basically elder abuse?
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AlreadyGoneFromHere on
Deserved fate for a dark soul
barbieq68 on
Honestly this is elder abuse and pretty horrible all around. But at the same time I hope he is scared and confused every minute of the rest of his vegetative life, he deserves it for what he has done to the people of this country
goldenface4114 on
It would be sad if he wasn’t one of the worst humans in existence.
specqq on
Just look at the picture. It’s obvious he’s been cursed to silence by a witch.
Lucid_Insanity on
Fucked up his wife doesn’t stop it.
Winnie_rulez on
I’m still shocked that he wasn’t dead while they hid him away. Though this is basically the nearest thing, besides being fully comatose.
All of the senators and pundits (such as Scott Jennings) who lied about “talking to Mitch for 20 minutes” a few months ago should never be believed again. It should be brought up every time they’re interviewed, or if they have to testify under oath for some reason.
icaaryal on
I rest easy knowing that this man is going all the way to his grave being the exact same pos he’s been the entire time. I have no sympathy for him because I believe he wouldn’t have it any other way. People are claiming it’s elder abuse, but they’re ignoring that this man’s life mission has been to further the Republican cause to the fullest extent he possibly can. He has been a terrible public servant who has shamelessly tarnished the instruments of democracy. He will literally go down dying doing what he loved. I do not for one moment doubt that he is relishing every moment of this, with nothing better to do.
zenerat on
Severe stroke, he probably can’t use a toilet without help and yet he’s one of the most powerful 100 people in the country currently.
ChatamKay on
Zombie McConnell is my favourite version of McConnell.
FallingSputnik on
My autistic 3 year old can talk more than Mitch McConnell (I won’t lie though, I think they’re tied in gestures), where do I sign him up? Probably shits himself less too, and he’s at least adorable to look at.
Crafty_Ish1973 on
This is why Republicans hid him for months. Shameful.
Abhoth52 on
NOT. ABLE. TO. SERVE.
And that’s an understatement.
LeagueofJohnLegends on
Is this the Senator McConnell, and dear friend, that Scott Jennings had a fruitful 20 minute conversation with?
SignificantPop4188 on
On the one hand, fuck Mitch McConnell. On the other hand … nope, just fuck Mitch McConnell.
PotatoAppleFish on
I don’t like this version of Weekend at Bernie’s. It’s just sad. You can tell the GOP doesn’t give a damn about morality, because if they did, they would have let Mitch McConnell retire instead of pulling this deplorable shit.
I mean, he was already about to resign.
fatgirlballet on
I still can’t believe he’s alive
cerevant on
Feinstein was a case of elder abuse, and even she was more coherent than this.
eddie_koala on
Yet nobody cares enough
Puppet government
Some people still believe that it’s a country
Elendel19 on
They spent 3 months teaching him how to give a thumbs up any time he heard his name.
johnb300m on
I’ve been saying this for months. If Mitch was still conscious, he would absolutely be loving that his body is being used for government obfuscation.
PlainBread on
This is generationally embarrassing. The rot in our system, on full display: Power over people at any cost.
totallymarc on
As much as I hate that his seat is being locked up by a barely conscious asshole (thereby subverting democracy), I do take a bit of solace in the fact that he’s likely suffering. Confused and scared, barely able to piece a sentence together or even really enjoy life. It’s far less than what he deserves for the suffering he’s enabled, but it’s better than nothing.
Is it elder abuse? Probably. But I also see it as karmic justice. The turtle who blocked progress is now slowed down and blocked from being able to function normally.
Wjldenver on
Yet, some of the Republican members of Congress report having 20 minute conversations with Mitch. They lie as much as their hero Trump.
Chucktayz on
At what point is this just blatant elder abuse? I mean he’s a piece of shit but still. Clearly past the point of elder abuse
rmanjr12 on
He’s going to die on camera at some point, isn’t he?
malamalinka on
He seems brain-damaged in some sort. The way he followed sounds with his eyes reminded me of someone I knew with dementia.
honjuden on
Ok, who let Mitch update to Windows 11? He doesn’t have enough RAM left to run it.
whichonespink04 on
Everyone on both sides of the poor man is the victim of elder abuse and he deserves it because he’s the elder that abused us are all right and I’m all for the discussion. He both deserves it and it’s also obscene and incredibly fucked up
Bronzeshadow on
It’s poetic in a way. He’s been swallowed and is being puppetted by the very machine he helped create.
airfryerfuntime on
What a legacy. Why bother retiring as an extremely wealthy senator and spending the rest of your days lounging on a beach in Florida, when you can just be wheeled around like some kind of husk or drone until you literally just wither away.
Bingo_and_Butt_Stuff on
I hope he is aware of everything happening to him.
Common-Accountant-57 on
This is no different that wheeling an old person into a bank to commit fraud against their account or something.
spunds on
> “Do you want to be at work, sir? Would you rather be home?” Townsend asked, but still McConnell did not reply. As the car door slowly closed, McConnell held up a peace sign.
Uhh… what if he meant “option 2”???
Imnotlikeothergirlz on
RN here. I bet the ICU cocktail he’s on is straight up bananas.
Any ICU RNs have any ideas? I’m a hospice RN, so I’m definitely… here watching with my jaw on the ground lol.
Vulithral on
He may be one of, if not the most, vile human beings but even I think they should just let him go away and die with some dignity. He has no idea where he is, what he’s doing, or really anything at all. I’d be surprised if his brain is more than a pile of mashed potatoes at this point. I think we should probably charge the heads of the GOP with elder abuse because this is so wrong.
FoxyInTheSnow on
I wonder what side of the “I’m glad he’s dead” conundrum he’ll fall on.
When trump said he was glad Rob and Michelle Reiner and Robert Mueller died, conservatives LOLd and moved on. When people said they were glad ~~Kirk Cameron~~ Charlie Kirk (I still have it stuck in my head that they’re the same rotten person) died, they got fired.
bsep4 on
How has his staff not been charged with elder abuse? They’re literally pushing around someone who should be on hospice, just so they can collect their paychecks.
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Mitch McConnel is the *only* vegetable that hasn’t been recalled.
This is poor man is being used as a puppet.
I’m happy for him.
He’s just entering his final turtle form.
I’m no fan of him, but isn’t this whole situation basically elder abuse?
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Deserved fate for a dark soul
Honestly this is elder abuse and pretty horrible all around. But at the same time I hope he is scared and confused every minute of the rest of his vegetative life, he deserves it for what he has done to the people of this country
It would be sad if he wasn’t one of the worst humans in existence.
Just look at the picture. It’s obvious he’s been cursed to silence by a witch.
Fucked up his wife doesn’t stop it.
I’m still shocked that he wasn’t dead while they hid him away. Though this is basically the nearest thing, besides being fully comatose.
All of the senators and pundits (such as Scott Jennings) who lied about “talking to Mitch for 20 minutes” a few months ago should never be believed again. It should be brought up every time they’re interviewed, or if they have to testify under oath for some reason.
I rest easy knowing that this man is going all the way to his grave being the exact same pos he’s been the entire time. I have no sympathy for him because I believe he wouldn’t have it any other way. People are claiming it’s elder abuse, but they’re ignoring that this man’s life mission has been to further the Republican cause to the fullest extent he possibly can. He has been a terrible public servant who has shamelessly tarnished the instruments of democracy. He will literally go down dying doing what he loved. I do not for one moment doubt that he is relishing every moment of this, with nothing better to do.
Severe stroke, he probably can’t use a toilet without help and yet he’s one of the most powerful 100 people in the country currently.
Zombie McConnell is my favourite version of McConnell.
My autistic 3 year old can talk more than Mitch McConnell (I won’t lie though, I think they’re tied in gestures), where do I sign him up? Probably shits himself less too, and he’s at least adorable to look at.
This is why Republicans hid him for months. Shameful.
NOT. ABLE. TO. SERVE.
And that’s an understatement.
Is this the Senator McConnell, and dear friend, that Scott Jennings had a fruitful 20 minute conversation with?
On the one hand, fuck Mitch McConnell. On the other hand … nope, just fuck Mitch McConnell.
I don’t like this version of Weekend at Bernie’s. It’s just sad. You can tell the GOP doesn’t give a damn about morality, because if they did, they would have let Mitch McConnell retire instead of pulling this deplorable shit.
I mean, he was already about to resign.
I still can’t believe he’s alive
Feinstein was a case of elder abuse, and even she was more coherent than this.
Yet nobody cares enough
Puppet government
Some people still believe that it’s a country
They spent 3 months teaching him how to give a thumbs up any time he heard his name.
I’ve been saying this for months. If Mitch was still conscious, he would absolutely be loving that his body is being used for government obfuscation.
This is generationally embarrassing. The rot in our system, on full display: Power over people at any cost.
As much as I hate that his seat is being locked up by a barely conscious asshole (thereby subverting democracy), I do take a bit of solace in the fact that he’s likely suffering. Confused and scared, barely able to piece a sentence together or even really enjoy life. It’s far less than what he deserves for the suffering he’s enabled, but it’s better than nothing.
Is it elder abuse? Probably. But I also see it as karmic justice. The turtle who blocked progress is now slowed down and blocked from being able to function normally.
Yet, some of the Republican members of Congress report having 20 minute conversations with Mitch. They lie as much as their hero Trump.
At what point is this just blatant elder abuse? I mean he’s a piece of shit but still. Clearly past the point of elder abuse
He’s going to die on camera at some point, isn’t he?
He seems brain-damaged in some sort. The way he followed sounds with his eyes reminded me of someone I knew with dementia.
Ok, who let Mitch update to Windows 11? He doesn’t have enough RAM left to run it.
Everyone on both sides of the poor man is the victim of elder abuse and he deserves it because he’s the elder that abused us are all right and I’m all for the discussion. He both deserves it and it’s also obscene and incredibly fucked up
It’s poetic in a way. He’s been swallowed and is being puppetted by the very machine he helped create.
What a legacy. Why bother retiring as an extremely wealthy senator and spending the rest of your days lounging on a beach in Florida, when you can just be wheeled around like some kind of husk or drone until you literally just wither away.
I hope he is aware of everything happening to him.
This is no different that wheeling an old person into a bank to commit fraud against their account or something.
> “Do you want to be at work, sir? Would you rather be home?” Townsend asked, but still McConnell did not reply. As the car door slowly closed, McConnell held up a peace sign.
Uhh… what if he meant “option 2”???
RN here. I bet the ICU cocktail he’s on is straight up bananas.
Any ICU RNs have any ideas? I’m a hospice RN, so I’m definitely… here watching with my jaw on the ground lol.
He may be one of, if not the most, vile human beings but even I think they should just let him go away and die with some dignity. He has no idea where he is, what he’s doing, or really anything at all. I’d be surprised if his brain is more than a pile of mashed potatoes at this point. I think we should probably charge the heads of the GOP with elder abuse because this is so wrong.
I wonder what side of the “I’m glad he’s dead” conundrum he’ll fall on.
When trump said he was glad Rob and Michelle Reiner and Robert Mueller died, conservatives LOLd and moved on. When people said they were glad ~~Kirk Cameron~~ Charlie Kirk (I still have it stuck in my head that they’re the same rotten person) died, they got fired.
How has his staff not been charged with elder abuse? They’re literally pushing around someone who should be on hospice, just so they can collect their paychecks.