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    “No Beardos, No Weirdos”: Hegseth Goes on Bizarre Rant to Silent Crowd

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    2. Prestigious-Car-4877 on

      Not sure what this beard thing is. Loads of republicans out there sporting glorious thick beards. It’s kinda one of those red blooded American things. Pete’s beard must come in like a bunch of red pubes.

    4. TheManWithNoName88 on

      He just wants the soldiers to be hairless, muscular and oiled up at all times, nothing weird about that

    5. jocoquecousteau on

      I can’t imagine working so hard to get where they are and now they have to listen to a glorified cars salesman like he knows shit.

    6. upfromashes on

      What about dick length? Who’s going to check on Hegseth’s warfighter dick length requirements?

    7. Such_Chipmunkk on

      He bragged about firing 20% of the generals and admirals. He called it “accountability.” Everyone else calls it a purge. And he did it while the Iran war is grinding into month seven with no end

    10. thecreep on

      “No wimps, no radicals. Just warriors. Strong, muscular, sinewy, musky warriors throbbing and committed.”

    16. Dexter_McThorpan on

      Says the dude who wiped his nose, wiped his hair, and only then, checked his hand for boogers.

      He’s the kind of hyper masculine nut that thinks skid marks are normal, because wiping your ass is gay.

    18. Curious_Interview on

      He likes his army men clean shaven, and wearing tight, snug pants. Maybe with a little bit muscle popping out their shirt buttons. But beards give him a rash or something! He isn’t deeply closeted and/or insecure, you are!

    20. Excellent_Sweet7270 on

      what is his problem with men with beards?!?! this clean shaven shit is 1950 mad men antiquated bullshit

    22. whatisinternet69 on

      Does this apply to special forces or are they overflowing with so much T they get a pass?

    23. HellaTroi on

      *”Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth named the newly announced initiative “Project Meridian” to symbolize mapping out the global boundaries and “domains that we must conquer” in next-generation global warfare.
      Unveiled on September 30, 2026, during his “State of the Force” address at Marine Corps Base Quantico, the project is a high-level, 120-day advisory study. It is co-led by high-tech innovators and political figures Elon Musk, Palmer Luckey, and Newt Gingrich.”*

      Then this:

      *”Global Technological Dominance: The explicitly stated goal is finding the absolute baseline parameters required to secure long-term military and technological superiority.”*

      He can’t even get out of Iran, ffs.

    24. JrBirdman24 on

      He’s gotta be closeted, right?? This obsession with pseudo macho bullshit is too absurd to be real…

    25. orbjo on

      We’ve regressed 100 years. “Beardos and weirdoes” is the kind of insult the Sheriff was calling Rambo in First Blood, when they villainised anyone with long hair as a “hippy”

      We are going back to Puritanism. Suits and ties and clean-shaven while saying your prayers 

    28. TheWeaverofDreams on

      “Send me,” Hegseth [concluded](https://x.com/atrupar/status/2105385455722086545/video/1?s=4), heavily paraphrasing the Bible. “Send me to fight the redcoats. Send me to fight the Communists. Send me to fight the Islamists. Send me.”

      Yes, send him out there to fight. Ship him out to Iran, let him see what it’s really like for the soldiers (yes, soldiers, not the stupid “warfighters” crap).

    29. unclecaveman1 on

      No beards! Real men don’t have facial hair! They are prepubescent boys with soft faces and softer bottoms!

    30. WrappedInLinen on

      Hegseth is one of the weirdest mfers you could ever come up with so it a bit confusing that he doesn’t want anyone like himself in his military.

    31. 220solitusma on

      He has the same 5 punchlines. The military isn’t his fucking Fox News crowd, his 3-second soundbytes don’t resonate with the rank and file.

      Shut the fuck up dude, and keep your religious zealotry to yourself.

    33. OkRush9563 on

      Start with yourself you testosterone obsessed weirdo. I don’t see out and open gay men be nearly as obsessed with other men’s testosterone levels to this level.

    34. puffinwannnnnn9999 on

      Tells people he’s gay without saying he’s gay, must have top gun on a continuous loop at home.

    38. One_Purchase_3127 on

      This guy is losing a war and this is what he’s worrying about? We need a SECDEF that is less worried about his makeup and more about doing his fucking job.

    39. AceofKnaves44 on

      We’re supposed to believe that fat people aren’t “fierce, killer, warriors.” But we’re also supposed to believe that Donald Trump, a clinically obese man who has swollen ankles and gained over ten pounds in less than one year, is the definition of masculinity and toughness. Make it make sense?

    41. Bananasincustard on

      I’m watching the Tom Hanks WW2 documentary right now and it’s crazy to think the US had military legends like Eisenhower, Patton & MacArthur winning world wars and now we have this fuckin chud TV host running everything

    43. fleegle2000 on

      This administration really is just a group of awful men using their personal insecurities to guide all of their professional decision-making.

    44. JoeBiden-2016 on

      >“Send me,” Hegseth concluded, heavily paraphrasing the Bible. “Send me to fight the redcoats. Send me to fight the Communists. Send me to fight the Islamists. Send me.”

      This pavement princess wouldn’t last five minutes. We’ve all seen the workout videos, buster.

    46. mantissa2604 on

      For an audience of 1. I’m fairly certain trump is incapable of growing facial hair. Not like he’s shaving around his nussy every day