You think your job is rough, imagine being Prince Andrew’s Comms person
cecil_the-lion on
Did they regularly meet at the pizza express in Woking?
MondeyMondey on
He should do another TV interview about this. He should do one a year like Comic Relief.
Archistotle on
“And how hard did you find it, was there much red tape involved?”
“Ah, it was no sweat”
Wise-Chocolate-2247 on
He’s probably going to stay at his luxury residence next year instead of a hotel or the British embassy 🤣
socratic-meth on
> China’s embassy in the UK has denied the espionage claim saying “some individuals in the UK are always eager to fabricate baseless ‘spy’ stories targeting China”.
Don’t sweat it guys, he is hardly the worst person Prince Andrew has considered a close friend.
MoreMaintenance9672 on
Not only does he like pizza it now turns out he likes Chinese as well.
TheInterneAteMyBalls on
Guys, I’m starting to think this bloke isn’t the sharpest.
leanne_claire on
Andy might be considered to have a very dubious moral and financial history. Sold his house at an inflated rate to a foreign business man, friends with Epstein, paid £12 million to a woman he had never met for sex he hadn’t had with her, friends with a Chinese bloke who is a possible spy.
Good job he doesn’t sweat.
Secret_Association58 on
When he isn’t noncing about he’s selling out the countries secrets
cornishpirate32 on
Bet he’s sweating like a pedo at a pizza express over this one.. Oh
Waste-Block-2146 on
Nonce and a spy. Wish there was a system where we could vote and whoever gets voted the most fucks off to a different planet.
Ch3w84cc4 on
All we need now is for him to be caught in a Nazi outfit and he will have the full set.
Sonchay on
“I spent a weekend at his house to tell them I had to break off my friendship with them due to their spying. It wouldn’t have been honourable to do that over the phone”
wedding_shagger on
Hopefully he didn’t take the chickens way out, and instead showed leadership by going to stay with him to say to him that they can’t be friends anymore.
Yes-no-possible on
This reminds me of why I am a life long republican.
But for an accident of birth, this twat could be your head of state.
Tripp_Loso on
The Grand Old Duke of York
He had a Chinese Friend
Then MI5 came along
And he never saw him again
Oh the
Grand Old Duke of York
He had 12 million quid
He gave it all to a woman he never met
For something he never did
Oh the…
Old-Law-7395 on
He’s not really the best at picking friends, is he
Doriva on
Hope he’s ceased all contact with children too the nonce.
LightBackground9141 on
This dude could kill somebody in front of the world and it would get brushed under the rug.
Geoffthecatlosaurus on
He went to do this in person while staying at their house and then went for a long walk with said alleged spy in a famous park but he has ceased all contact.
Hirsuitism on
It’s like he’s allergic to good press. He succeeds in snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, over and over again.
Ok-Reporter-7870 on
“It can’t possibly be me, as since the war I’ve developed an allergy to Chinese food” – please, please, please let this man give another interview
TheSmokingHorse on
I hear Prince Andrew’s three closest friends were Jeffrey Epstein, a Chinese spy and a homeless guy at the park who has sex with seagulls.
Creasentfool on
I paid a brain damaged tramp to act as an interested well spoken investor and overall, a full time dodgy bloke.
Literally had him floating around Knightsbridge and literally found a “Prince Andrew” stuck to him. Sometimes it’s just that easy folks.
BellumOMNI on
How is this dude always in the middle of some real shit?
baldy-84 on
This guy single handedly gives lie to all the conspiracy theories about our nefarious and murderous monarch and government, because he is a 100% thoroughbred liability and yet still here fucking up.
Efficient_Sky5173 on
Epstein, Chinese spy businessman,…
Birds of a feather, flock together.
Love for money. He has everything material that a human can possibly have. But he wants more. Greedy as a pig.
PM_ME_BEEF_CURTAINS on
I remember when he ceased contact with his friend, schoolteacher Simon Warr
It was after he connected him to some spectacular solicitors for his noncery trial, after the colossal joke of a not guilty verdict and the book detailing the “ordeal, and after Warr was hired by the BBC
In fact, only death separated Andrew from his friend, the nonce
honkymotherfucker1 on
He also said he can’t sweat once so take that as you will.
endurolad on
Anyone seen “The Gentleman” series? Prince Andrew is like……well
TeaboyUK on
His address book has more lines through it than a Wall Street pocket mirror.
IllustratorGlass3028 on
Just put him in an iron head cast and hide him in the tower..,.what a completely entitled child that is a complete embarrassment to his family and our country.
JewelerAdorable1781 on
I for one have complete confidence in the sounds that come from such an ‘honourable’ persons privileged mouth. Gawd bless em.
LordvaderUK on
He also never met that woman. The one he paid all that money to.
OdinLegacy121 on
No mum around to bail him out with taxpayer money this time
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> In a statement, his office said
You think your job is rough, imagine being Prince Andrew’s Comms person
Did they regularly meet at the pizza express in Woking?
He should do another TV interview about this. He should do one a year like Comic Relief.
“And how hard did you find it, was there much red tape involved?”
“Ah, it was no sweat”
He’s probably going to stay at his luxury residence next year instead of a hotel or the British embassy 🤣
> China’s embassy in the UK has denied the espionage claim saying “some individuals in the UK are always eager to fabricate baseless ‘spy’ stories targeting China”.
Don’t sweat it guys, he is hardly the worst person Prince Andrew has considered a close friend.
Not only does he like pizza it now turns out he likes Chinese as well.
Guys, I’m starting to think this bloke isn’t the sharpest.
Andy might be considered to have a very dubious moral and financial history. Sold his house at an inflated rate to a foreign business man, friends with Epstein, paid £12 million to a woman he had never met for sex he hadn’t had with her, friends with a Chinese bloke who is a possible spy.
Good job he doesn’t sweat.
When he isn’t noncing about he’s selling out the countries secrets
Bet he’s sweating like a pedo at a pizza express over this one.. Oh
Nonce and a spy. Wish there was a system where we could vote and whoever gets voted the most fucks off to a different planet.
All we need now is for him to be caught in a Nazi outfit and he will have the full set.
“I spent a weekend at his house to tell them I had to break off my friendship with them due to their spying. It wouldn’t have been honourable to do that over the phone”
Hopefully he didn’t take the chickens way out, and instead showed leadership by going to stay with him to say to him that they can’t be friends anymore.
This reminds me of why I am a life long republican.
But for an accident of birth, this twat could be your head of state.
The Grand Old Duke of York
He had a Chinese Friend
Then MI5 came along
And he never saw him again
Oh the
Grand Old Duke of York
He had 12 million quid
He gave it all to a woman he never met
For something he never did
Oh the…
He’s not really the best at picking friends, is he
Hope he’s ceased all contact with children too the nonce.
This dude could kill somebody in front of the world and it would get brushed under the rug.
He went to do this in person while staying at their house and then went for a long walk with said alleged spy in a famous park but he has ceased all contact.
It’s like he’s allergic to good press. He succeeds in snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, over and over again.
“It can’t possibly be me, as since the war I’ve developed an allergy to Chinese food” – please, please, please let this man give another interview
I hear Prince Andrew’s three closest friends were Jeffrey Epstein, a Chinese spy and a homeless guy at the park who has sex with seagulls.
I paid a brain damaged tramp to act as an interested well spoken investor and overall, a full time dodgy bloke.
Literally had him floating around Knightsbridge and literally found a “Prince Andrew” stuck to him. Sometimes it’s just that easy folks.
How is this dude always in the middle of some real shit?
This guy single handedly gives lie to all the conspiracy theories about our nefarious and murderous monarch and government, because he is a 100% thoroughbred liability and yet still here fucking up.
Epstein, Chinese spy businessman,…
Birds of a feather, flock together.
Love for money. He has everything material that a human can possibly have. But he wants more. Greedy as a pig.
I remember when he ceased contact with his friend, schoolteacher Simon Warr
It was after he connected him to some spectacular solicitors for his noncery trial, after the colossal joke of a not guilty verdict and the book detailing the “ordeal, and after Warr was hired by the BBC
In fact, only death separated Andrew from his friend, the nonce
He also said he can’t sweat once so take that as you will.
Anyone seen “The Gentleman” series? Prince Andrew is like……well
His address book has more lines through it than a Wall Street pocket mirror.
Just put him in an iron head cast and hide him in the tower..,.what a completely entitled child that is a complete embarrassment to his family and our country.
I for one have complete confidence in the sounds that come from such an ‘honourable’ persons privileged mouth. Gawd bless em.
He also never met that woman. The one he paid all that money to.
No mum around to bail him out with taxpayer money this time