Double-booked himself at Pizza Express with Wee Jimmy Krankie.
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I wish this idiot had been the first in line to the throne after Lizzie – would have sped up the end to these parasites.
We need a really bad queen/king to get rid of this ridiculous institution.
Brizar-is-Evolving on
Is it because he’s dining at Pizza Express with a Chinese spy?
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TheDarkCreed on
What’s Xmas without the crazy uncle who comes round once a year and regales everyone with whatever shenanigans he’s been up to?
Competitive_Mix3627 on
Imagine being born with a silver spoon and using it to shovel shit.
jaylem on
Until we’ve finally built the Geological Disposal Facility he’ll have to remain in temporary storage with the rest of Britain’s radioactive waste.
PurdyM on
What an absolute solid gold twat he is. All that privilege and it still wasn’t enough for the greedy, entitled wanker.
CuckAdminsDkSuckers on
stop reporting on this pedo like he is news thanks
remedy4cure on
Poor Prince Andrew wishes it was the 40s, then you could rape and molest as much as you liked, and it would be the womans fault.
JewelerAdorable1781 on
This guy again, let you into a little secret. When ever I get depressed or angry I just watch his interview on the BBC with Matlis. It just magically brings a smile, the man’s a 4kin 24 crt rsole of biblical proportions. Now he’s getting rid of evidence concerning Chinese Spies. Liability don’t cover how arrogant and stupid, with a mental age of a mediocre 12 year old. Remember his superpower ‘no sweating’. Really.
Hjaltlander9595 on
BREAKING NEW – nonce uncle not allowed at Christmas dinner.
(Jettison these parasites FFS. What is this country)
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I think the man needs to be left alone and allowed to make a new start. I think there comes a time to draw a line.
Fresh start. Give him a council flat and universal credit, I’ll even support him not having to go through the 8 week waiting and assessment period. He can start again on an equal footing with any other free citizen, it’s only fair.
WeRW2020 on
Spending the day wanking into a flannel wishing Jeffrey was still with us, no doubt
CranberryPuffCake on
Omg and I also won’t be seeing my Dad for Christmas this year (again). Who the fuck cares?!
Dangerous_Radish2961 on
The poor excuse of a man is an absolute embarrassment and liability.
Boogaaa on
I wouldn’t have been able to sleep a wink tonight without confirmation of this news. Thanks Sky News.
NuggetKing9001 on
Oh does he have a state secret selling meeting? Or a shagging kids on a paedophile island one? Everyone’s just so booked up this time of year.
socratic-meth on
> Prince Andrew has been present over the festive period at Sandringham for the last two years, but will not attend this year
I’m sure William and Kate don’t want this nonce anywhere near their children.
oldbushwookie on
Toss up between pizza or Chinese takeaway for his Xmas dinner
Aaaarcher on
Don’t sweat it. You can always jet off for a bit of fun in the sun.
KeyLog256 on
Love how the press has a good collection of Andrew pulling a “oh shit what have I done now” face.
Disco-Bingo on
It’s so ridiculous that people, born into this shit, should be allowed to do anything more than open a fucking supermarket.
Andrew needs to fuck off to his ranch and never poke his head out again. Charles needs to wind it all down now. They can keep one of their houses each, the rest can be converted into things we actually need.
Significant-Gene9639 on
I don’t understand how Andrew is still alive and kicking. He’s been awful for not only the institution of the monarchy, but also for a lot of powerful global business people, the nobility of the UK, and now even China!
He’d be gone for treason in any previous century I think.
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im sure many people across this nation will be more than willing to have him at their christmas. this country loves their royals afterall.
Agreeable_Falcon1044 on
Genuinely how hilarious is it to fuck up a ceremonial position so much that you can’t even be trusted to smile for a pic
VictoriouslyAviation on
Creepy pizza uncle with sweat patches doesn’t come?
Catherine – ‘Honestly Bill I’ve fucking done it this year. Literally cancer. I can’t have that non sweaty noncing wanker coming – we have three kids…!’
Prince William ‘yep get it but…’
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Don’t worry mate, sure the spy from China will have you over.
YoullDoNuttinn on
Leading story on the BBC news app. Absolutely embarrassing
MeasurementTall8677 on
He is like a charactarure of the wealthy idiot son, dumb, arrogant & pompous, feeling he is entitled to a freebie lifestyle.
One of the funnier comments leaked from inside was that this is what happens when the tax payer doesn’t provide him with a fuller staff to advise & protect him from contact with people he shouldn’t be in contact with.
They actually thought that they could leverage his grift & greed to get something more out of it.
JayseOfBase on
I bet he finds all these Chinese whispers a lot of nonsense.
nvmbernine on
Oh boohoo.
He deserves nothing less than complete expulsion from any public events or royal gatherings permanently.
Utterly disgraceful individual whom should be sat in a 4 by 4 cell.
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Double-booked himself at Pizza Express with Wee Jimmy Krankie.
I wish this idiot had been the first in line to the throne after Lizzie – would have sped up the end to these parasites.
We need a really bad queen/king to get rid of this ridiculous institution.
Is it because he’s dining at Pizza Express with a Chinese spy?
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What’s Xmas without the crazy uncle who comes round once a year and regales everyone with whatever shenanigans he’s been up to?
Imagine being born with a silver spoon and using it to shovel shit.
Until we’ve finally built the Geological Disposal Facility he’ll have to remain in temporary storage with the rest of Britain’s radioactive waste.
What an absolute solid gold twat he is. All that privilege and it still wasn’t enough for the greedy, entitled wanker.
stop reporting on this pedo like he is news thanks
Poor Prince Andrew wishes it was the 40s, then you could rape and molest as much as you liked, and it would be the womans fault.
This guy again, let you into a little secret. When ever I get depressed or angry I just watch his interview on the BBC with Matlis. It just magically brings a smile, the man’s a 4kin 24 crt rsole of biblical proportions. Now he’s getting rid of evidence concerning Chinese Spies. Liability don’t cover how arrogant and stupid, with a mental age of a mediocre 12 year old. Remember his superpower ‘no sweating’. Really.
BREAKING NEW – nonce uncle not allowed at Christmas dinner.
(Jettison these parasites FFS. What is this country)
I think the man needs to be left alone and allowed to make a new start. I think there comes a time to draw a line.
Fresh start. Give him a council flat and universal credit, I’ll even support him not having to go through the 8 week waiting and assessment period. He can start again on an equal footing with any other free citizen, it’s only fair.
Spending the day wanking into a flannel wishing Jeffrey was still with us, no doubt
Omg and I also won’t be seeing my Dad for Christmas this year (again). Who the fuck cares?!
The poor excuse of a man is an absolute embarrassment and liability.
I wouldn’t have been able to sleep a wink tonight without confirmation of this news. Thanks Sky News.
Oh does he have a state secret selling meeting? Or a shagging kids on a paedophile island one? Everyone’s just so booked up this time of year.
> Prince Andrew has been present over the festive period at Sandringham for the last two years, but will not attend this year
I’m sure William and Kate don’t want this nonce anywhere near their children.
Toss up between pizza or Chinese takeaway for his Xmas dinner
Don’t sweat it. You can always jet off for a bit of fun in the sun.
Love how the press has a good collection of Andrew pulling a “oh shit what have I done now” face.
It’s so ridiculous that people, born into this shit, should be allowed to do anything more than open a fucking supermarket.
Andrew needs to fuck off to his ranch and never poke his head out again. Charles needs to wind it all down now. They can keep one of their houses each, the rest can be converted into things we actually need.
I don’t understand how Andrew is still alive and kicking. He’s been awful for not only the institution of the monarchy, but also for a lot of powerful global business people, the nobility of the UK, and now even China!
He’d be gone for treason in any previous century I think.
im sure many people across this nation will be more than willing to have him at their christmas. this country loves their royals afterall.
Genuinely how hilarious is it to fuck up a ceremonial position so much that you can’t even be trusted to smile for a pic
Creepy pizza uncle with sweat patches doesn’t come?
Catherine – ‘Honestly Bill I’ve fucking done it this year. Literally cancer. I can’t have that non sweaty noncing wanker coming – we have three kids…!’
Prince William ‘yep get it but…’
Don’t worry mate, sure the spy from China will have you over.
Leading story on the BBC news app. Absolutely embarrassing
He is like a charactarure of the wealthy idiot son, dumb, arrogant & pompous, feeling he is entitled to a freebie lifestyle.
One of the funnier comments leaked from inside was that this is what happens when the tax payer doesn’t provide him with a fuller staff to advise & protect him from contact with people he shouldn’t be in contact with.
They actually thought that they could leverage his grift & greed to get something more out of it.
I bet he finds all these Chinese whispers a lot of nonsense.
Oh boohoo.
He deserves nothing less than complete expulsion from any public events or royal gatherings permanently.
Utterly disgraceful individual whom should be sat in a 4 by 4 cell.