This doesn’t account for when you have a mid stream sneezing fit and cover the walls and ceiling.
Crazy__Donkey on
I (m) sit while peeing at home. No need to clean afterwards.
dwmoore21 on
When will we all agree that we are spraying pee water debris all over, including our pant legs. I’m ready to join the sitting to pee club. Whose coming with me!? Doug Stanhope shall lead the revolution.
xCyanideee on
I never noticed the cat on the original post 😂
7-13-5 on
No one pisses in the hinge?
chevria0 on
None of the above. r/sinkpissers
Dino_Spaceman on
Start at C5. Then move circular around the bowl to end back at C5. Which way is random.
PunkerNinetySix on
Straight to the hole: highest splashback risk, but most satisfying.
Side bowler: stealth advantage, lowest return on investment.
Front and center: why even bother.. unless you prefer living on the edge?
Back burner: most zen, reflect upon the waterfall
both-shoes-off on
F8 for silence. E5 to let people know about your wide urethra.
GoodWarmMilk on
E5 is like too much noise
C5 is like you put some kind of silencer on your dong
advokate007 on
You should’ve picked yellow instead of blue, but still great work
skinnycenter on
My kids, A1.
Damn toddlers.
KoolKev1 on
C5 being that high up is diabolical. Instant pissed napalm back at you, the toilet, the floor and the cat in the corner
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Where’s the stain I’m aiming for?
Looks like someone’s ramping up to give playing battleshits a try.
Would love to know if lines 3 & 7 are a LH/RH thing.
Noooo how come so many people are evil to the cat =(
Probably I5. I sit so I can comment on Reddit
They’re peeing on the cats, they’re peeing on the dogs!
Thank you. You are the r/dataisbeautiful poster we need but don’t deserve
Eww, no. D6/7 and E6/7 are the way to go for minimum bounceback and sound.
They were kinda of cheating by putting two toilets in this image
3F at night to pee quietly.
Center daily
How are the people who like to do as many laps around the water line as possible throughout represented? Not me, obviously!
Wouldn’t be Reddit if some users wouldn’t pee at X > 10
Who the hell is going J1 and J10
Start in the middle to avoid splash, move to f 3 or 7 for noise dampening.
To everyone saying E5, do you guys clean up after all the splashing? E 2 or 3 seems safer
[Original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/1i2x8wo/guys_where_do_you_pee/)
Who the fuck is pissing on the cat
This doesn’t account for when you have a mid stream sneezing fit and cover the walls and ceiling.
I (m) sit while peeing at home. No need to clean afterwards.
When will we all agree that we are spraying pee water debris all over, including our pant legs. I’m ready to join the sitting to pee club. Whose coming with me!? Doug Stanhope shall lead the revolution.
I never noticed the cat on the original post 😂
No one pisses in the hinge?
None of the above. r/sinkpissers
Start at C5. Then move circular around the bowl to end back at C5. Which way is random.
Straight to the hole: highest splashback risk, but most satisfying.
Side bowler: stealth advantage, lowest return on investment.
Front and center: why even bother.. unless you prefer living on the edge?
Back burner: most zen, reflect upon the waterfall
F8 for silence. E5 to let people know about your wide urethra.
E5 is like too much noise
C5 is like you put some kind of silencer on your dong
You should’ve picked yellow instead of blue, but still great work
My kids, A1.
Damn toddlers.
C5 being that high up is diabolical. Instant pissed napalm back at you, the toilet, the floor and the cat in the corner