Female giant house spider. Totally harmless. Anecdotally, most people who have claimed to have been bitten by them have had a misdiagnosed staph infection IIRC.
FlappyDuck01 on
Don’t let Frodo near it anyway, he’d be French Toast.
plindix on
Can you take a pic with it holding a mouse, for scale?
Irishlad223 on
The kind that moves in and tells you to move out
Practical_Trash_6478 on
Wheres John Goodman when you need him
ehwhatacunt on
They come out at night, mostly.
Jessicajelly on
Is that a time travelling spider?
Party-Conflict97 on
I massively regret opening this picture
LoverOfMalbec on
Its the goddamn general
siguel_manchez on
We need a banana for scale.
TheMadSpring on
Here’s hoping it is now a dead one
BansheePuca on
Definitely giant house spider: genus Eratigena. Harmless and reclusive.
May I ask what phone or camera you took this with? Amazing picture! The quality is astonishing, and I have a few little adorable jumping spiders hanging around my polytunnel that I would love to get good close ups of!
soulmole1980 on
I think the more pertinent question to ask you is how you cracked time travel?
durden111111 on
OP you can’t just post this and not tell us what it’s approximate size was
PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE on
Cunt spider
hot_space_pizza on
Why would you take such a high quality pic and that close?! Jesus that is horrifying
Little-Jicama5584 on
It’s an itsy bitsy spider
Lonely_Eggplant_4990 on
Burn the house. Dont look back.
Nickerogue on
I don’t know about you dawg but it’s a Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Spider for me.
MultipleSwoliosis on
Aragog, I think.
chrisk114 on
A spider that should be asked about in r/Australia
erashurlook on
What the actual fuck
Burgendit on
A cutie
Whampiri1 on
Tell it that it has to start paying rent. That should have it move out pretty fast.
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Female giant house spider. Totally harmless. Anecdotally, most people who have claimed to have been bitten by them have had a misdiagnosed staph infection IIRC.
Don’t let Frodo near it anyway, he’d be French Toast.
Can you take a pic with it holding a mouse, for scale?
The kind that moves in and tells you to move out
Wheres John Goodman when you need him
They come out at night, mostly.
Is that a time travelling spider?
I massively regret opening this picture
Its the goddamn general
We need a banana for scale.
Here’s hoping it is now a dead one
Definitely giant house spider: genus Eratigena. Harmless and reclusive.
May I ask what phone or camera you took this with? Amazing picture! The quality is astonishing, and I have a few little adorable jumping spiders hanging around my polytunnel that I would love to get good close ups of!
I think the more pertinent question to ask you is how you cracked time travel?
OP you can’t just post this and not tell us what it’s approximate size was
Cunt spider
Why would you take such a high quality pic and that close?! Jesus that is horrifying
It’s an itsy bitsy spider
Burn the house. Dont look back.
I don’t know about you dawg but it’s a Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Spider for me.
Aragog, I think.
A spider that should be asked about in r/Australia
What the actual fuck
A cutie
Tell it that it has to start paying rent. That should have it move out pretty fast.