Good, sounds like she’s not taking this lying down.
jx45923950 on
“Ah, yes, you need to go and have a chat with our specialist. Down the hall to the right – chap with the scythe, you can’t miss him.”
Icy_Understanding119 on
.. dead ringer for Susan Boyle.
Time to plan that tribute tour!
Express-Doughnut-562 on
>”I need to find out why it happened, how and by whom,” she said.
“And that person, whoever has pressed a button, shouldn’t be working wherever they are.”
I mean look, you’ve been mildly inconvenienced I get that and by all means they should investigate the system failure that allowed this to happen…but to call for someone to be sacked? Get a grip.
Lower_Possession_697 on
“Oh sorry Mrs Johnson, it looks like someone made a mistake on your records. It should just say that you’re *brain*-dead.”
Antilles34 on
>Husband Bob was “angry” when he heard what had happened and took Mrs Johnson for a coffee to calm her nerves, she said.
God, I would’ve loved to have heard that conversation..
_Am I dead Bob? You would tell me if I was wouldn’t you?_
_Yes dear, drink your coffee_
_Would i know if I was?_
Glad they got it all sorted out though, it’s a funny story to tell in the future at least.
KoffieCreamer on
She wants the person fired? Get a life, mistakes happen. People like this is just desperate to get a big payout for being mildly messed about. Most people would laugh this off. Stupid woman
Armodeen on
I’ve lived in Scarborough, some of the residents could pass as dead easily enough.
TARDISeses on
*”That’s right…dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!”*
Plodderic on
I don’t know what I was expecting of the afterlife, but I definitely wasn’t expecting it to look like Scarborough.
Afriendlywoodpecker on
If someone promised me I was dead and it still felt like living, I’d be pissed too
holdingoutforafearow on
Surprisingly easy mistake to make on the GP admin side.
You get a list of patients who need to be removed from your system, which you have to deal with one by one. You press the deduct button, then are given an option for left or one for died, both next to each other and if you click the wrong one it’s really easy to press OK on the next screen by muscle memory.
No “you didn’t enter a cause of death” warning box, poof, gone, that’s it. Probably a beleaguered, underpaid admin doing their 100th pointless deduction whilst also being screamed at for a decision made by a partner earning four times their salary. Annoying situation for the patient certainly, but a bit of understanding please
DeadZone2021 on
At the beginning, I was just thinking I wouldn’t even know how to break that news to someone, and then came “Ooh you’re dead”.
I’m not sure “I’m dead” is an appropriate expression for how amused I am (even though I shouldn’t be).
Mediocre_Usual_9073 on
She wants answers… from a mortician or a funeral director?
Dr-Maturin on
She could be like the rock star in the restaurant at the end of the universe who is spending a year dead for tax purposes
Thin-Cut5637 on
Someone probably took her identity, took our life insurance in her name.
The fraudster would assign themselves (or some other fake identity) as the beneficiary, and then faked her the death, and got the money.
BreakfastLopsided906 on
No, she can’t have answers.
Why would we talk to a dead person?
PigsyMonkey on
Don’t worry. Rishi will have you back to work in the afterlife in no time.
CrustedCornhole on
I thought it would have been illegal to marry your twin 🤔
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Good, sounds like she’s not taking this lying down.
“Ah, yes, you need to go and have a chat with our specialist. Down the hall to the right – chap with the scythe, you can’t miss him.”
.. dead ringer for Susan Boyle.
Time to plan that tribute tour!
>”I need to find out why it happened, how and by whom,” she said.
“And that person, whoever has pressed a button, shouldn’t be working wherever they are.”
I mean look, you’ve been mildly inconvenienced I get that and by all means they should investigate the system failure that allowed this to happen…but to call for someone to be sacked? Get a grip.
“Oh sorry Mrs Johnson, it looks like someone made a mistake on your records. It should just say that you’re *brain*-dead.”
>Husband Bob was “angry” when he heard what had happened and took Mrs Johnson for a coffee to calm her nerves, she said.
God, I would’ve loved to have heard that conversation..
_Am I dead Bob? You would tell me if I was wouldn’t you?_
_Yes dear, drink your coffee_
_Would i know if I was?_
Glad they got it all sorted out though, it’s a funny story to tell in the future at least.
She wants the person fired? Get a life, mistakes happen. People like this is just desperate to get a big payout for being mildly messed about. Most people would laugh this off. Stupid woman
I’ve lived in Scarborough, some of the residents could pass as dead easily enough.
*”That’s right…dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!”*
I don’t know what I was expecting of the afterlife, but I definitely wasn’t expecting it to look like Scarborough.
If someone promised me I was dead and it still felt like living, I’d be pissed too
Surprisingly easy mistake to make on the GP admin side.
You get a list of patients who need to be removed from your system, which you have to deal with one by one. You press the deduct button, then are given an option for left or one for died, both next to each other and if you click the wrong one it’s really easy to press OK on the next screen by muscle memory.
No “you didn’t enter a cause of death” warning box, poof, gone, that’s it. Probably a beleaguered, underpaid admin doing their 100th pointless deduction whilst also being screamed at for a decision made by a partner earning four times their salary. Annoying situation for the patient certainly, but a bit of understanding please
At the beginning, I was just thinking I wouldn’t even know how to break that news to someone, and then came “Ooh you’re dead”.
I’m not sure “I’m dead” is an appropriate expression for how amused I am (even though I shouldn’t be).
She wants answers… from a mortician or a funeral director?
She could be like the rock star in the restaurant at the end of the universe who is spending a year dead for tax purposes
Someone probably took her identity, took our life insurance in her name.
The fraudster would assign themselves (or some other fake identity) as the beneficiary, and then faked her the death, and got the money.
No, she can’t have answers.
Why would we talk to a dead person?
Don’t worry. Rishi will have you back to work in the afterlife in no time.
I thought it would have been illegal to marry your twin 🤔
Perhaps she forgot to drink water
https://youtu.be/z4aGgtBuaD8?si=NdRNWTGJOpvQR48Q
Well she looks like the message wasnt wrong just a couple of months early
When I die, I will be saying the exact same thing to whomever is in charge. “I want some bloody answers.”